The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hangout for douches,) and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said "give me a call." The video below is the audio of two messages he left her. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. This guy is a full douche.

Phone Message