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Geordie's Blog ♥
Geordie






I can't describe how ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ much I care for you
I have no freakin idea w ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ hat my life would be like
without you being such a big ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ part of it, but I know I wouldn't
like it and I hope I never have to ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ find out, it will be a sad day when
you're not around for me anymore ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ *sniff*. We have something so special,
so unique, that when I hear your na ♥ ♥ me I just smile because I know what we
share. My heart skips a beat when I see you in the hallway, even though you're
always there, and even though I don't always approach you right away, you're
always the first one I look for. I love you way more than from right here in this
spot >< around the world back to that spot, and back six times...times infi-
nity...plus one =) and no matter what happens, I'll always care about
you and I'll always be here for you, no matter what our relation-
ship turns out to be. Forever and ever until we de-volve
back into tadpoles. Thank you so much for mak-
ing my life even more worth living than I
always thought it was

I Love You Geordie
Kask
<3
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Kaela...
and
Geordie...































Well looks like we got that part down...














































Cold Hard Facts

I would wither any storm
Every rain, cold or warm
If it would get me by your side
You're more
fun than a Playland ride

I would wait a
billion hours
spend a
thousand years in the showers
Lay
perfectly still for the rest of my life
Cut myself everyday with a
knife

Swim beneath the deep, dark sea
Just so that
you could be with me
But to have you as only a friend,
I could live with
that 'til the end

Just to
know you is enough
It makes my days
so much less rough
To hear
your voice when I'm upset
Makes my
heart race like a jet

I admire you more than you'll
ever know
You give me more chills than
Arctic snow
You've got it all; looks, humour and charm
Nobody but
yourself you would ever harm

You make me think twice before a decision
Much like a surgeon before an incision
I now notice when I'm not
truly respected
I'm in the process of making my life
perfected

I can't mess this one up, it will never happen
I want
no one else's arms to be in
You changed my life, and I'll
never go back
I love you Geordie, and don't ever question that


-Kaela Sandquist ♥
(March 10, 2007)

*Dedicated to Geordie Kask*












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Neighbs








LoRd Of ThE nErDs




















AshleyOh










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Wow neighbs, we have the COOLEST HOOD EVER!!!!!!!! Vanessa and Ashley, you guys were the first ones i met when i moved here, therefore completing the lord of the nerds gang. NO I DID NOT LOSE A WHITE CAT, IF YOU GUYS WERE PAYING ATTENTION YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT MY CAT IS BLACK!! AshleyOh: I don't really have much to say here, you do have your own blog entry, but I can't not include you in the neighbs. Do you remember when we used to all pick something to do and when you didn't want to do whatever we picked you used to go inside? It's kinda funny cause you still do that lol. Thanks for being so entertaining with your laugh dude. Haha Vanessa, always teaching me little flips on my playground and always picking the best hiding places in grounders, and teaching me the spinning game, and playing the school game, and the scooter races, and all those other lil kiddie things we used to do. I will never forget that time we were having the "who-can-go-the-longest-without-laughing" game in front of Goy's door, and then you farting and winning. Corina, you're such a stu re mor loo! I can't believe you finally got a freakin nexo. I always thought you hated this kind of stuff. Whatevs you cute little codfish, keep annoying the heck out of me, I love it. Its crazy that you can always make me laugh when I'm so pissed off. Goy, man, your a barbie girl, in the barbie world. Just kidding. Girl I remember when I used to hear that song and freak out, now when I hear it, I freak out haha. I love you to death, just like the rest of you guys, I hope I never have to move again


















This is what happens when you give Kaela, Ashley and Corina a digital camera and a day and night to themselves...



Good Times At Sleepovers















Corina's Song

There once was a girl named Mary
Her name was Mary
Her dad's name, was Frank

There once was a girl named Mary
Her name was Mary
Her dad's name, was Frank

She had a kid named Jonathan
She didn't know why but he had a fin
She grew up in a house on the prairie
And guess what her name was: Mary

There once was a girl named Mary
Her name was Mary
Her dad's name, was Frank

She had a bush in her backyard
It kind of looked like a retard
But it's okay, she accepts it
Because it cried a bit

There once was a girl named Mary
Her name was Mary
Her dad's name, was Frank

When she was fifty-one
Her son had a son
The kid's name was Michael
His nickname is Michael
Imagine these (*)(*) were Mary's eyes
"And I'm like 'hey guys!' "

There once was a girl named Mary
Her name was Mary
Her dad's name, was Frank

Mary got her eyebrows waxed
Because she had to face the facts
They werent that nice
So Jonathan bought her a bag of rice

There once was a girl named Mary
Her name was Mary
Her dad's name, was Frank

Sadly, they all died
They werent satisfied
They hated their weird life
They killed themseslves with a knife
*tear*
-Corina Brascia















Okay, Corina, how handicapped are you?!


Kaela says:
send them
Corinaa says:
i dont know how from limewire
Kaela says:
go to library
Kaela says:
and see the lil folder button that says explore? click it
Kaela says:
thats where the songs are
Corinaa says:
ya then what
Corinaa says:
how do i sent it to u though
Kaela says:
so if you send it, go to file, send file
Kaela says:
hang on trying it
Corinaa sends:

Open(Alt+P)
Corinaa says:
oh i get it
Kaela says:
ARE YOU SERIOUS
Kaela says:
IT TAKES LIKE 80 YEARS TO LOAD LIMEWIRE
Kaela says:
NOW I DID IT FOR NOTHING
Corinaa says:
huh
Corinaa says:
just click mine
Kaela says:
I ALREADY CLICKED MY LIMEWIRE
Kaela says:
(angry emoticon)
Corinaa says:
i just sent you one why dont u just click it so it will send
Kaela says:
Corina you dumb fuck
Kaela says:
I already clicked my limewire to load
Kaela says:
fuck sakes
Corinaa says:
why do u need it to load
Kaela says:
to open it to find out how to show you how to send it!!
Corinaa says:
i already know how
Kaela says:
(spazzing emoticon)
Kaela says:
OMFG
Kaela says:
YOU ARE THE DUMBEST THING TO WALK THE EARTH
Corinaa says:
clearly
Corinaa says:
OH I GET IT
Kaela says:
FUCK!




















BeSt GiFt EvEr...




KAELA!!!



You should have heard some of the things the poor Ashleys' (who shared that WHOLE ENTIRE 2-6 of Smirnoff between their two little bodies) said that night. Some of it was too personal for a true neighb to repeat (lmfao) but for the things that werent, here they are:

Kaela: "What are you gonna do?"
AshleyOh: "I gotta go home!"
Kaela: "Are you gonna punch me?"
AshleyOh: "No, I gotta go home!"
Kaela: "Why do you wanna go home?"
AshleyOh: "Because my dad's gonna be mad cause I'm late"
Kaela: "You're not late"
AshleyOh: "But I havent ate dinner"
Kaela: "Yes you did, you ate dinner already"
AshleyOh: "You're lovely"
Kaela: "Ow, you're hitting me"
AshleyOh: "You're only thinking that"
Kaela: *giggles* "Why am I thinking that?"
AshleyOh: "I gotta go home"
Kaela: "Why?"
AshleyOh: "Because my dads gonna be mad!"
Kaela: "No he's not, Ashley"
AshleyOh: "Aren't I hot?"
Kaela: "Yes, you're adorkable"
AshleyOh: "Thank you"
Kaela: "I love you"
AshleyOh: *circles face with finger* "Look at that, look at that..."
























Haha reminds me of Vanessa





















 

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Shoutz


AaLlYySsHhAa
alyshasaurus






My alyshasaurus ur my whore, byotch. bisexuals til the end. I love you babe. I feel like I can tell you anything, you dont judge me, and I LOVE making you laugh that really super silent one thats like an earthquake in ur torso and then I just wanna bang you in the head with my..........................................hammer hahaha, wat did you think I was gonna say? Huh? What does this remind you of < that finger right there? If you sed a penis, your right it does remind you of a penis. I'm gonna try a lil game with you right now. I'm gonna tell you wat you can't think of, and if you think of it I win, mmkay? Don't think about penis's...are you thinking about penis's? I WIN. Ok lets play again. Don't think about purple ceiling fans that go bump in the night...are you thinking about purple ceiling fans that go bump in the night? I WIN AGAIN. Ok lets play again. Don't think of running off to the neverland ranch with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich...are you thinking of running off to the neverland ranch with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich? I WIN AGAIN. Mmkay one last time. Don't think about fucking cokehead sluts who are hoped to fucking die and get to hell where satan then sticks a needle in their eye, and people hate their fucking guts those fucking sluts we hope they die, DIEEEEEE...are you thinking about fucking cokehead sluts who are hoped to fucking die and get to hell where satan then sticks a needle in their eye, and people hate their fucking guts those fucking sluts we hope they die, DIEEEEEE? ONCE AGAIN I WIN!!! Woot woot go party girl well I hope you will not forgot these moments of time that you have wasted away reading something I wrote when I had nothing better to do...love you to pieces babe *falls in pieces on floor* I couldn't live without you hun, much love always <3










JjEeSsSsAa
Jessamachine






Well baby, my jessamachine, it's been almost 3 years I think, and not one serious argument or fight, nothing huge to fret about or linger on, I think we're doing pretty good by this time me and AshleyOh were in the habit of fighting everyday already lol. Look out, im a giant crab in loafers!! SSSSCK SSSSCK SSSSCK! WHOPPER!! WHOPPER NO PICKLES, LARGE FFRRIIEESS!! *I want some pickles, mumble mumble pickles, psst psst psst and the pickles* haha dane cook is great buddy, I'm downloading some right now thanks for introducing me to jason, hes a nice guy I'm sorry if i ever piss you off or call you a name, but either it was to be funny...or I meant it. You know, one or the other. Either way I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, but you piss me off to don't worry, everyone does but yah I know I can be annoying, but look at you buddy lol you're not exactly ms. pleases-everyone yourself lmao. No offence for anything I said, say, or ever will say, you know I love you and I appreciate you and I hope you dont really feel that I'm using you, cause I did the same thing last year and you never sed a word. Love always Jess!! [/b][/size][/color]










SsAaMmMmYy
*sammi~23*






we were 8 werent we? in girl guides we would always be with alana when we went to camp kanaka, and we were friends in school in grade 4, and the three of us were inseperable through grade 6, sucks that i was on a different team though than you 2 though. im glad we're close again though, tonz of memories of cute guys and camping and field trips and stories and sleepovers and cookie selling and 'badges' and shopping together...i'll never forget any of them, i love you to death samallama!!!










SsHhAaIiLlAa
pootang.nany






Wow Shaila, you're such a tard. I actually can't believe how retarded you are sometimes, and how that never annoys me, like wtf mate? you would htink that I would like, hate you for that, but it just makes me like you so much more. I've never been pissed off at you, cept for that night when that guy said you were his gf until I found out he was lying. You are such a sexy beast I wanna touch your.......kneecap....naughty naughty thoughts . Well I gotta go before I start getting too excited looking at that sexual picture, and all the other pics I took of you. Love yah, you retarded flea [/b][/size][/color]










MmAaDdDdIi
No-Dank.4.u

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Maddison!!! Wow I don't know why I like you so much cause you're such a bitch sometimes, hell, most of the time, but I do. Something just makes me wanna spend time with you and hang out with you and tell you shit haha. I instantly trusted you, I sensed something in you that reminds me of me, probly the fact that we both know girls suck ass. I dunno lol. I love how we take pics when we walk home all the time, and no one cares but Geordie haha he'll get over it love you Madz, hope that our friendship is more than just a convenient "fling" love you to death gurl!


























GgEeOoRrDdIiEe
**Geordie**






Geor-dar. Great times man, great times. You were always there to talk to when I needed you...and when I didn't. Thanks anyways big bro. I know I'm older but bein so small i feel way younger than you. You're also pretty mature for your age...sometimes lol. Have a great time IN HAWAII WITHOUT ME thanks for inviting me. I hope you see Jen there....I don't care if her plans change....I hope you do just because I'm not going with you. Not like I could go even if you did invite me. Well, it's nice to know I've got family outside family when I need it, I'm here for you
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TtOoNnYy
EmoPimppp






hey daddy, how have the kids been? they have grown so fast, all eight of them. once i get a job ill start sending u child support mmkay? you better be watching them though, i dont want my first eight children to all be selfish brats just because im never around cause you hog them. i want them on weekends now alrite? and no more beer for them, even when im not around, lil billy keeps randomly falling everytime i see him...poor guy...












 

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Ashley's Shout
AaSsHhLlEeYy












This is what happens when you give Kaela and Ashley a digital camera and close the door...



Good Times At Sleepovers






WOOT COUNTRY! well it's taken you almost 6 years but im finally into it



Okay, we have had way too many inside jokes together to count. but im gonna do it anyways because im just that kool:

1. NO SINKING SHIP!!!
2. Mad Science saves the day!
3. TrevorBremnerSmithHendersonBillyBob
4. There's grass growing out of my wall
5. On the top of my roof
6. I have to take a shower tomorrow for right now
7. My ass swelled up into a ball
8. Ashley: "Kaela dont swear its bad for your language"
9. Kaela: Yes! I get the whole thing to myself!"
Ashley: "Yes, and I get the other half!"

10. Dipsie Flips & Pixie Chunks > the Dixie Chicks
11. Ashley: *dancing* "And the story goes on..."
12. He smelt mah winkay!
13. So what shall I say? *holds hands up and bobs head*
14. JAMAICAN!!!
16. Kaela: "Ashley what are the puritans?
Ashley:"Well, see there's the 'pure' and there's the 'tans'..."
Kaela: "What about the 'i'?"
Ashley: "Yah, kinda moved away a long time ago, never really got a housewarming gift..."

17. Ashley: "Crack your head one more time and I'll have to crack your head"
18. There was a thong on the gross...mountain...
19. HEASH HEASH
20. Have you yoticed this net?
20.5. Corina: "Have you yoticed this net? What's that supposed to mean?"
Ashley: "It's French for 'you're gay'"
Corina: "Oh..."

21. *ding* Ashley: " PENNIES!!!"
Kaela: "Ashley, it's a dime "

22. Kaela: "Ashley you're missing my point"
Ashley: "Yah me too"

23. Kaela: "Is it getting dark in here? Should I turn the light on?"
Ashley: "No you turn it on"

24. Ashley: "My milkshake brings all the money to the yard, and they're like,'I wanna be your money'"
25. Hi, this is Oprah, how's it goin'...
26. Ashley: "Can I sit in the chair?"
Kaela: "Yes"
Ashley: "Good cause I was going to take it and sit in it even if you said no because I take no for an answer!... "

27. Ashley: *listening to country and vacuuming...falls*
28. Class what does this say? Whats that? Summer O's? What!? O's!?!
29. So, you're laughing to hard for your laughing gas, eh?
30. Ashley: "Well I'm not the sharpest tool in the chandlelier..."
31. Kaela: "Ashley Ashley! Guess what? Last nite, I called this guy and we talked and then after we hung up I was like 'woah, I called him'"
Ashley: "Well one time, I didn't call this guy, and I was like 'woah, I never called anybody!'"

32. Ashley: "Shut up your head Kaela, shut up your head
33. Ashley: "I am cooler than you are
because I was in the freezer
And I defrosted and Im still cool
Cause I wear these sunglasses on my face
Dance dance
Til I have to go pee
Dance dance
And yes I did not go on a tree

34. Ashley: "I like that
I like that
I want my money back
Woah
I like that
I like that
You got a hairy back
Woah
I like that
I'm not waxing that

35. Ashley: "I drew a mustache on one of the ppl. They have one big mustache! Cause I drew it!"
36. Corina: "So you can't even go on the computer to look up jon bokes?"
Kaela: "Blonde jokes?"
Corina: "Im like 'Peter Piper'?"

37. Ashley: *runs around my house shaking head* "Race-off!"
38. Kaela: "...this cherry has no pit..." *swooshes it around in mouth*
Ashley:"Kaela you're eating a grape!"

39. Ashley: *holds a cracker with cheese* "It's like it's smiling at me!"
40. Kaela:"Ashley, you're so stupid!"
Ashley:"I'm not stupid, I'm just mentally-challenged smart!"

41. Kaela: *pulls out deodorant*
Ashley: "Ooo, what flavour?"

42. Ashley: "I liked our nickname for her. If I could make one for you now, it would be cute shit, even though K starts with a Q"
43. Ashley: "I should just stop talking and let my brain speak for me"
44. eat the cholesteral while bones exercise
45. Kaela: "Smartie pants"
Ashley: "Yup thats why they call me thumper!"

46. Ashley: "Just wait, I have to see cuz you have like so many fingers, I have like the same amount!"
47. Ashley: "Corina was trying to text someone and she thought the L's were I's
Corina: "OMG me too!"

48. Ashley: "Way to go, you Beecarck!"
49. Ashley: *explains WWI to Kaela* "...and that's why we're called the Canada that always wins because we always win and we're better than everyone else."
50. Ashley: "Jen can't keep her mouth."
Kaela: "Jen can't keep her mouth?"
Ashley: "That's what I men."

51. Kaela: "Don't player hate on me!"
Ashley: "Don't tie your shoelaces with a bunnyhole!"

52. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, you make love
53. You know there's a clinic for that
54. Components of ice cream:

Boogers
Right feces
Yes there is fungus (preferably toe fungus)
Ew dirt, but yum
Rich pee
Slobber

(she even like, spells Breyers wrong )
55. Ashley: *stretches and compresses my pillow like an acordian* "Look, I'm playing the Ukranian!"
56. Ashley: "You know the feeling when your heart sink into your stomach? It's like 'yah, no thank you!'"
57. That's a burn!
58. Ashley: "And my nightmare begins *looks at watch* now!"
59. Ashley: "I make myself cry from my jokes"
60. Lay off the druggie-wuggies
61. I remember what I say like, word for letter
62. Well it's not funny anymore when you just said I said something that I did not say!
63. Ashley: *gets a chance card in monopoly* "Your partner has the cards you want, take them freely"
64. Kaela: "But you're still my bff, and you're still mine, in my head"
Ashley: "OHHHKK. I read in my bed"


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I'm a pirate cause a pirate's life is the life for me! HA!
Trim the sail and sail the seas
Then don't look at the water or you'll have to go pee's!
Then it will have to drip down to your knees
And then you will say "no im getting flees"
You will find an island with lots of trees
With HONEY BEES
Then you will have alphabet soup with only D's (or maybe Q's...? )
-Ashley Oleskiw



































Remember what you said when I asked you what 2 things reminded you of me?
You said "Dumb blondes..........and that guy"
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OH! and before i leave, guess wat ashley?

My give-a-damn's busted