So were just 15 minutes outside of canmore,
where we were staying, when an 800lbs elk hit our van!
what an asshole!
just as this happened these two creepy guys popped out of the woods
saying that all they wanted was a freind. we were kind of wierded out.
so we got the hell out of there.....
but they followed us.
We then killed them in their sleep.
The next morning we went snowboarding....
or tried to.
70 cm of powder was a bit much
as we did our thang on our boards,
the sasquatch came out of a hole in the snow
and threw me over a cliff.
luckily the kokanee ranger was there to take a picture and save my life.
the sasquatch was actually Old Man Smithers in disguise.
the end