Chapter One: An Introduction to the Anarchial Arts
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First off, I guess I must allot for those of you who don't know what I mean
when I say Anarchy. (ALWAYS capitalize that word...don't forget!) Well, maybe
I should start off with a definition..

Anarchy: <`an-ahr-kee>...noun. 1. A social structure without law
and order, government, or authority. 2. Utter confusion.
3. A rebellion against what's accepted as right or correct.

Ya...right outta Webster's own, there. Well, I HOPE that you got some
idea as to what I'm talking about from that. If not, toss this out...it
isn't for you. Done? Okay. Now that only the REAL people of the world are
here, we may commence the study of the perfection of this art, and examine
some of the newer developments and state-of-the-art achievements in this
religious pastime.

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Chapter Two: The Tools of the Arts
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Explosives - A personal favorite. As everybody knows, there are many,
many, files floating 'round out there on this topic.
I have seen docs and plans for everything from the
front axle car bomb to the exploding ball-point pen.
So, you should have no trouble with this section...

Flammables - Gasoline, hairspray, ANYTHING that burns enthusiastically
classifies. However, with the availability of gasoline,
and the relative inexpensivity, (now .68/gal!), this most
often becomes the chosen fluid. Attain some, and I'll
tell you what to do with it later...

Projectiles - Yes, even the most basic of prehistoric weaponry can be
the Anarchist's best friend. Everything from rocks to
eggs to your little brother classifies, anything that can
be used to damage or destroy when thrown will do...
however, due to the relative inexpensiveness and
availability of rocks leads to their wide usage...

Instability - C'mon, let's not be silly. Every Anarchist is so BECAUSE
of an inherent mental imbalance. A true Anarchist is a
psychopathic Anarchist. This REALLY comes in handy when
preparing for a "run", for to an Anarchist, quite simply,
the mad, the impossible, isn't. This is sometimes
referred to by Anarchists as "guts" or "balls"...

Transportation - (Preferably motorized... be real). Or, in many cases, a
flock of such. A mandatory requirement for a successful
authoritative attack, for true Anarchists don't get
caught at the scene...

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Chapter Three: Mild Anarchism
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As much as people would like to deny it, prank calls, yes, prank calls
are a form of what could be known as "pre-Anarchy". It can even be found in
The Specter's infamous satire of the loser, "Anarchy for the PreAdolescent",
under "Major Devilment for the American Youngster." Face it, EVERYBODY
as made prank calls once in a while for entertainment, and we still do, yet
now it's more for profit than for amusement. Even the universally-
despised jokes, phrases, and clauses told to preteens by their visiting
grandparents such as, "Excuse me, but is your refrigerator running?" and,
"Is there a John in the house?" are heard from time to time spewing forth
from the mouths of giggling infants into the phone receiver into your hateful
ear. It's unavoidable. Yet they do successfully annoy you, therefore, in
essence, completing SOME form of mild anarchy. Face it, like it or not,
these little jerks are the future freaks and Anarchists of America...

More inventive forms of this nature include ringing doorbells and
running, putting a modem on auto-redial at an enemy's home, letting air out
of your neighbor's tires, and selling fake raffle tickets...(100% profit!)

Yet, we must move on...

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Chapter Four: Anarchy for Amusement
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Yes, Anarchy CAN be an entertainment outlet for a slow Saturday
night! Just get a couple friends together, grab some brew, and you're off
to wreak unholy havoc upon society! But what to do first? Hmm, you consult
your ever- ready "Anarchist's Handbook," and espy the chapter, "Fun
Through Blatant Destruction of Property!" Aha. That's the one, but how?
Well...

A. Spray Paint - Fun stuff! Sure, why not, for no reason at all, just
go out and paint "@#$% You!" all over everything in
sight, or maybe the infamous Anarchy sign, an encircled
"A" everywhere? Why not, YOU won't have to clean up
that mess? Hey! Why not paint "Can't Drive 55" signs
all up and down Interstate 75 like on Sammy Hagar's
album? A warning, though. Park OFF of the InterState,
like in a parking lot on a nearby road. That way, when
the pigs see you, you've got plenty of time to scramble
to the car and get away. Also, paint can be "picked up"
quite easily from any drug store or hardware store, or,
if you're not "into shoplifting," it's relatively cheap.
A movie's about $4.50, a can of paint's $1.75 or so, I
don't know, haven't BOUGHT any in quite some time.. But
in any case, it's cheap entertainment. Not even a new
flick can get your heart racing like a cop chase can.

B. Destruction - Where are those bricks I threw back here?!? Hmm, maybe
one or two would look good in Ms. Johnson's living room?
Sure, the colors match beautifully! But, aw shucks, the
door's shut. No need to bother the sweet old bitch, we
will just have to put them there ourselves...but how? A
window -- perfect. Just toss 'em in there! I'm sure
she'd like to thank you for your good day, but the Good
Book says that we shouldn't do something for the thanks
that we receive, but just out of the goodness of our
heart...so, get out of there before she sees you and
tries to thank you personally it's the "good thing".

C. An Invasion - (of privacy, that is!) Blackmail material, possibly? I
wonder... Grab your ever-handy beige boxes! A swift
kick to the bottom of the phone box should cause it to
open freely. Alligator clips, do your stuff.. But if
you'd prefer continual results, simply plant a "bug"
in their house when you're there, like under the kitchen
table, and, can't forget, under the bed... There are
literally hundreds of plans circulating for the quick-
'n-easy construction and usage of this homemade hardware
also, don't gripe if you can't find any, 'cause if you
can't, then you just haven't been looking!