"Oh? And What's comin' to you Tony?" "The World Chico, and everything in it." (Scarface)
"We are but food for worms gentlemen. Carpe Diem". (Dead Poet's Society)
"What but design of darkness to appall?-If design govern in a thing so small." (Robert Frost)
"When life kicks you in the ass, make sure it moves you forward" (my dad)

Liam Neeson, Britney Spears is the hottest girl in the world (but I think she would annoy me if I met her) hangovers, the four seasons, my purple couch, eye contact, poker, Tom Cruise, Heineken, Hallowe'en, my cat, my family, road trips, Vince Vaughn, chicken wings, Ed Norton, vanity, freaky-deaky things, losing my voice at Oiler games, squash/tennis, Wayne Gretzky, Jagermeister, home theater, happy hour, live bands, Jackass, Darwinism, Mickey-Dees, Sir Anthony Hopkins, caesers, black russians, cool shoes, my roomates, polish/hungarian chicks, dogs, flea markets, high-grade clothing, my truck, fire pits, Paul Newman, Danni (or Kylie I suppose) Minogue, popcorn, New Year's Eve, quicker-picker-upper, gardening/landscaping, lava lamps, Jon Stewart, rare steak, candid photography, Blu's on Whyte, frisb, tracking shots in films, gardening, anticipation, Vegas, patio sips..... I could go on.

-90% of the human population & religion (science is such a more reasonable alternative and doesn't have the arrogance to presume omniscience)
-unsolicited conversation
-Overly zealous tattie show-offs on this site (discreteness is much more sexy).
-Ryan Smyth (most overated player in the NHL). Oh and friendly Georges Laraque should concentrate on his dj career - f*ck*n hack!.
-That victimless crimes are punisheable in our society (e.g. drug use, prostitution) and that we still live in the dark ages regarding gay rights (e.g. marriage).
-Anybody who lets their kid spend the weekend with Michael Jackson and then turns around and charges him with sexual misconduct. That's the same as me geting sued for the dumb-f**k who breaks his ankle on my walk, or the drunk driver who blames the establishment that got him drunk, for killing the little boy he ran over.