You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi! im mark!
You: I'm depressed.
You:
Stranger: im sorry.
Stranger: me too
You: "....And so I was like, 'Yeah. TIffany is just being a bitch, those were MY shoes to begin with!' And she just walked away without even saying anything and I was like, 'Fine!'"
And so she turns around and is all like "You're a dirty fucking MANSTEALER". I'm like, kay? Jessica was the one to text him in the first place, not me... Duhh...
You: Jessica is being SUCH a bitch.
Stranger: hah wow
You: First she wants to go out with my boyfriend Justin and keeps flirting with him IN FRONT of me
You: Then, she wants me SHOES!
Stranger: oh man! the shoes too!
You: I payed alot of money for those, and my friend Melanie went out to go shopping with me when we got them
You: Melanie is such a good friend, but she's going out with this guy named Taylor who treats her like shit
You: She doesn't even realize it
You: Taylor is like, two years older than her, and is really stupid
Stranger: ahh wow
You: Melanie is like, being all happy saying she's found her true love and I'm like, uhhh....
You: But then that skank Jessica comes in to the picture and has to have Taylor, AND Justin
You: Taylor and Justin are both good friends, too.
You: They've been friends since the third grade,
Stranger: crazzzy
You: They were in the same class. Their teacher was Mrs. Smith
You: So anyways...
Stranger: man. that sucks
You: JESSICA won't leave Justin, Taylor, and MY shoes alone.
You: I'm so mad right now.
Stranger: understandably so
You: I texted her, I'm like "They weren't THAT expensive, get your own!"
Stranger: you should go punch jessica in the face
Stranger: and say, "step off BITCH!"
You: I wouldn't do that. She'd tell her dad, who is a cop, and he would flip
You: He's so dumb, right?!
You: He thinks he's ABOVE everyone because he carries around a gun
You: But sadly, Justin gets along with Jessica's dad
Stranger: hah.... good point...
You: They always get together, and Justin always decides to drag Taylor and his friend Dalyn with him, and they all chill with Jessica's dad and Dalyn is all like, kay?
You: I feel so sorry for Dalyn
Stranger: hah
You: His brother is going out with this chick who is totally into drugs and everything
You: And the stupid crackwhore knows Jessica, too!
You: I swear to god, Jessica is out to ruin my life
Stranger: hah sounds like it
You: They text each other all the time and plot. They're probably going to kill me one day.
You: But maybe Dalyn will tell them to shut up/
You: But, Dalyn doesn't realize it I don't think
You: I could tell him, but the only way I can communicate with him is through texts, and I can never tell if he's around those stupid girls
You: They'll read the texts and then Jessica and her stupid skanky little friend will have a bitchfit
Stranger: awwwwesome
You: What should I do? I could tell him about it, but then he'll tell his friend Justin, and that will get back to Melanie, and Melanie won't like me anymore
You: And she won't tell me why she won't like me either, because she's always so secretive about everything
You: And so I'll never know if it's beause of what I told Dalyn or if it's some other stupid reason, like I have better shoes than her or something.
Stranger: hmmm. most of these people sound like really sucky friends. maybe you should try to get involved in some other activities and make some new, better friends
You: I can't, every time I try, Melanie wants to come along and I don't want to make her feel bad so I bring her with me, and she always ends up saying the wrong things
You: Then people think she's weird, then she says that we're best friends, then they think I'm weird.
Stranger: ahhh.....
Stranger: just don't tell Melanie
You: I tried bringing Tiffany along this one time, but she's such a whore and she flirts with all the guys I meet
You: She called me a manstealer, too!
You: That was after everything
You: She's always got problems with people!
You: I'm like, Tiffany you need to calm down. But then she just goes on a rant about how much she wants to kill Melanie because I text her more often
Stranger: lol
Stranger: seriously. these people sound mentally insane
You: And then I'll tell Dalyn and Justin about how TIffany is being a bitch to me and Melanie, and then Dalyn eventually tells Jessica, but Jessica is good friends with Tiffany
You: So then Tiffany goes on this bitchfit rage tantrum, and get's all pissed
You: Then Tiffany tells her friend Jessica about it all, then Jessica tells her dad and he shares all his stories with his friends at work (They're all cops)
You: He always tells his coworker named Brad. Brad is kind of a cool guy
You: But he is friends with Tiffany's mom who works as a newspaper editor, and she always goes to drop off newspapers at the police station, so they know each other
You: Tiffany's mom is Angie, by the way
Stranger: interesting...
You: So Brad tells Angie about the drama between Justin and Jessica and Melanie and me...
You: And then Angie tells Melanie how Justin and Jessica know about the whole shoe thing
You: Because Tiffany and Melanie are sort of close
You: Well, they used to be before they fought over this donut
You: A donut, I'm not even kidding
Stranger: haha
You: So now they went from like, best friends to worst enemies over a donut, and then they tried to get rid of all their childhood memories together
You: And they didn't want to throw it out in case they became friends again, so they dumped it all on ME, and so *I* have to throw it all in my garage and make sure nothing happens to it
Stranger: the donut?
You: No, not the donut
You: Their childhood memories, like stuff they collected together
Stranger: ohhHHH
Stranger: hah
You: And so I'm like, Kay?
You: Tiffany and Melanie are still fighting over this stupid boy, who is friends with Justin
You: Justin always hangs out with Tiffany's dad, who is the police officer
You: And so And so the stupid boy also knows the Tiffany's dad
You: Sorry, I fail at typing.
You: It's because I broke my nail last night when I was on the phone with Jessica
Stranger: ahhhh
You: She texted me saying all this stupid stuff about how I'm a manstealer, but SHE'S the one whose all over Justin
You: And Justin was in love with this one girl named Carly for the longest time
You: So he has major commitment issues, and Carly doesn't know i
You: it*
You: I used to be friends with Carly, but then she got involved with this loser who always made fun of Melanie because she dyed her hair blonde
You: And I'm like, Why would you do that??
You: And she thinks it's all funny, right?
Stranger: lol
You: So now Carly is being a bitch, AND guess what.
You: She bought the same fucking shoes as me.
You: Now everyone thinks that I'm copying her, but SHE'S copying ME.
You: It makes me want to RAAAAAGGGGE.
You: Anyways...
You: How was your day?
Stranger: haha. understandable....
Stranger: My day was okay.... im kind of pissed/sad at my gf though
Stranger: i came home early and cleaned the whole house
Stranger: and then she gets home all happy and stuff and then she says she's tired and wants to lay down
You: Typical.
Stranger: so we go upstairs and then she gets "sick" and doesn't want to do anything except lay there
You: She's probably getting involved with that loser Dalyn
Stranger: hah
Stranger: probably...
Stranger: and she's asleep right now
Stranger: and its only 10:00!
You: My god!
You: How are you supposed to live with that???
You: You should go pour some boiling water on her face.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: she sleeps like 12-13 hours a day!
Stranger: i don't know how she does it
You: That'd ridiculous, and unneccessary
You: What's her name?
Stranger: Jayd
You: Fuck, I used to know a girl named Jayd. She was friends with one of the guys on the senior football team, and he was always being so annoying
You: He would text her stupid stuff she didn't want to hear about, and so she would go to Carly who was friends with her at the time and complain
You: So Carly would get all pissed off, and then she would come to Tiffany, who would just shun her
You: And so then Carly would come to me and tell me all her troubles, which I secretly didn't care about, but that's how we became friends
You: But then she got the same shoes as me.
You: Bitch,
You: >=[
Stranger: hah lame
You: I know, right?
Stranger: im pissed cause i cleaned the whole freaking house and then she just comes home and goes to sleep
You: That's just disrespectful
Stranger: yea!
You: Well, I'm gonna go bitch at Jessica for a bit.
Stranger: alright
You: Byeeeeee.
You: <3
Stranger: byebye
Stranger: have fun!
You:
You have disconnected.
LMAO, he listened to the whole thing!
