Friieendss wiith Benefiitss . maan .
The rules are simple. . .
if you want to date the person who posted this,
send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS"
If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends,
send them a msg that says "I'D HIT IT"
SCARED? LOL
THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN
& see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Nex ,
that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits
send in a msg
yo thissick fucking cat right here his names mike young and he is the coolist motherfucker i know i mean he mite have big penis and a small brain but he is nice caring tuffson of a bitch who i woudl never fight and has a good sense of humor the fucking kid is the ying to my yang
AS I GET OLDER I START TO REALIZE I NEVER REALLY WANTED
TO GROW UP IN THE FIRST PLACE AND IM STARTING TO
WONDER IF THAT IS WHAT GOD WANTED US TO THINK
BUT IM GROWING UP NOW AND IM GOING TO FALL IN LOVE
MAY NOT BE SOON BUT I WILL FIND THE ONE
[Kool G Rap]
You know the Don's armed wit sixteen
And I do harm for this big cream, the whips and the carriage
Ball like the Knicks and the Mavericks, switchin' the fabrics
Pull up wit some big shit, lieutenant shit, hittin' the hazards
Spot a bitch wit that Cris habit, I gotta have it
Fuck shorty and send her OT wit a brick in her baggage
Roll where the clubs at slip her the rabbit
Chick only lick dick status to get cabbage
Dick get lathered to the thick baptist
Who back on the map? Giancana wit a vengeance
It's drama to the finish, but the llama to your appendix (aiight)
And squeezing the slugs, gun powder season your blood
I'm a legend breathing, the reason you thug (nigga)
This where the buck stops, fuck props
Buck shots at the top money, what the fuck you forgot?
Thought I was done and wasn't thuggin' the block?
Still real, bustin' the glock
Put it where you could see it (blao) what up now?
(Chorus) (Scratching)
Sample of Mike Tyson speaking
[Mike Tyson]
People always talkin' bout I'm being loud and vugar
I'm talkin' vugar because I'm angry, you know?
I'm angry about my experiences and all the things that I been through
See everyone else has the right to be angry
But this is just the way I express myself
(So, you ready to fight??)
[Vinnie Paz]
Yo, bust a motherfuckin' gat to this
Y'all believe lies like y'all was Catholics
I rap in Arabic, so my message is just immaculate
My rap elaborate, drink a forty and blaze a sack to it
My aim is accurate, take your brain and blow out the back of it
I'm surly, miserable cat that slap shorties
Looks kinda resemble that of fat Pauly
I don't even clap, young boy, he claps for me
Chain hang down to my dick, I'm that gaudy
I don't even fuck wit you cats, you rap poorly
I don't even buck at you cats, you that corny
Wit a wack army, we barkin' at you
And Vinnie Paz holds a hammer like a carpenter do
you should understand that I ain't really fuckin' around
and if you don't, you gonna find your body stuffed in the ground
We buckin' em down, cuz that's how wrong my life is
Y'all don't understand how fuckin' strong my wife is
I'm from a time where every song was righteous
Before rap was just a swarm of white kids
And y'all a witness to the dawn of hypeness, or just another victim to the
pawns and sheisters
I'll feed your corpse to a swarm of vipers
And let em suck the blood till your form is lifeless
What!!! Fuckin' Vinnie Paz daddy!!!! jedi mind tricks! (Yeah!!!)
(Chorus) (Scratching)
Sample of Mike Tyson speaking
[Mike Tyson]
And I'm not afraid to die, I'm not afraid to waste my life
Cause when I die I'm going to paradise
So I'm not worried, and I'm in a hurry to die
Cause I'm not gonna let nobody disrespect me
and make comments about me without me retaliating back
Shara Worden:
I know that times were hard
I know that you've been feelin' down
If you only knew how I'm feelin'
For you
If I could take your pain
I wish that I could wash it all away
If you only knew how i'm feelin'
Mommy I'm sorry if my first letter made you cry
To be honest with you I don't think that I wanna die
Sometimes I feel like that I'm cancerous in others lives
Thats probably why I drink at night and sleep till 4 or 5
It's kinda hard walking through life with my distorted eyes
When I was younger I was stupid and I thought I thrived
I thought alot about everything I said in the letter
And questioned whether or not if I was dead you'd be better
You think my shorty would be happy if I never met her
It's too late now mommy I could never forget her
Could never forget how she told me to love
Cuz my father and my grandmother is always above
It's glory above you know that daddy taught me to thug
And everytime we was with nanny she'd bombard me with hugs (damn)
I MISS 'EM mommy and it's hard to believe
That I'm grown and I don't understand it - why did they leave
(Better to die and sleep then never wake and sleep)
(Then linger on and dare to live when your souls life is gone)
Shara Worden:
You've been runnin' around for so long
You've been hurting yourself too much
You keep messin' around with darkness
You're the one who's losin
x2
Mommy I think Im'a that try to stick around a while
I got a niece and my nephews they need me around a while
I think they need me cuz they hittin that age
And they ain't tryin to speak to Lenny cuz they spittin' they rage
And mommy speakin of Lenny I think my brother need me
And we Italian so you know my mother loved to feed me
And it's the little things you do for me that make it worth it
Like when I play a joint that we did and you say it's perfect
And when Jay got knocked you knew that I was hurt
You told me put all of my heart in a song and it worked
I promised him I'd be there when he got out the bing
You ain't raised me to be a liar ma' thats not my thing
I told him that I'd hold him down the whole time that he gone
they kept him locked in a cage but thats cool cuz hes strong
so mommy keep that first letter I wrote you on the low
I think I wanna stay alive and see if I can grow
Shara Worden:
You've been runnin' around for so long
You've been hurting yourself too much
You keep messin' around with darkness
You're the one who's losing
x2
(you have power and money, but you are mortal, you know you can not escape death, but immortality can be obtained,
the legend is always the same, if others have succeeded conquering death why must we accept it, I know where
immortals live and how to obtain their secret, we too might become wisemen. The elements of chemistry are many, but finite, so are the
techniques of enlightenment..)
Shara Worden:
I know that times were hard
I know that you've been feelin' down
If you only knew how im feelin'
For you
If I could take your pain
I wish that I could wash it all away
If you only knew how i'm feelin'
Question #1
What kind of vehicle do i own?
Tempo
Cobalt
Topaz
Voyager
Question #2
What color are my eyes?
green
blue
brown
yellow
Question #3
What is my favourite Food?
Chinese
East Indian
Itallian
American
Question #4
Whats my Middle Name?
Alexander
Morris
Richard
Charles
Question #5
Who am I in Love with?
Katrina
Stacey
Brittany
Susan
Question #6
how old am i?
16
17
18
19
Question #7
What beer do i drink?
Cold Shots
Kokanee
Budweiser
None
Question #8
Whats my favorite past time?
Skateboarding
Swimming
Gardening
Biking
Question #9
Where did I grow Up?
Surrey
Burnaby
Gibsons
Davis BAy
Question #10
Whast My Shoe Size?
6
7.5
8
8.5
If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 10, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.
Total the number of things in each list you've done.
1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed as someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed as someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn. (don't ask, hahaha)
9. bought porn.
10. done drugs.
TOTAL: 9
1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. cut yourself.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen Someone die.
TOTAL: 9
1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. been to rehab.
6. dyed your hair.
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar.
TOTAL: 10
1. bought a 5o Cent CD.
2. seen the Mardi Gras.
3. drank more than four beers in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything.
6. wore black nail polish.
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
TOTAL: 6
1. dressed Gothic.
2. dressed prep.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
TOTAL: 6
1. snuck into someone else's room.
2. had a crush on your friend.
3. been to a concert.
4. dry-humped someone.
5. been called a slut.
6. called someone a slut.
7. installed speakers in your car.
8. broken a mirror.
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 9
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
TOTAL: 10
1. owned/rented an apartment.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. cheated with someone.
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.[ dont ask hahaha ]
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10. been verbally harassed.
TOTAL: 7
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5 hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test
TOTAL: 9
GRAND TOTAL: 77 WOW
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would u fuck me?
[11] Would u hug me ?
[12] Would u kiss me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think that I am wierd?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[33] What song reminds you of me?
[34] If I died would you cry?
[35] When was the last time we faught?
[36] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
[38] If we where going on a date where would you take me?
[39] If I told you I had three weeks to live what would you want to do before I died?
[40]Do you think I willl get married?
[41]Am I Sexy?
[42] What part of my body do u like?
[43] Would you stand up for me?
[44]What color are my eyes?
[45]Do I have a nickname for you?
[46]What was the first thing I ever said to you?
[47]Do u think im cute?
[48]Am I fun to hang around?
[49]Have I ever drank with you and if soo what was the best time?
[50]Would or have you dated me?
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If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would you do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Curl up next to me and cuddle 7) Do me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops
P • I • S • C • E • S:
The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy,
DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find,
hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely
weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!!
Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants.
Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
V • I • R • G • O
The Whore
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now.
Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual.
Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight.
Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.
Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser.
7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
S • C • O • R • P • I • O:
The lover
Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out,
if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic.
Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.)
Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going.
Loves being in long relationships. Talkative.
The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.
4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
L • I • B • R • A:
The sex addict
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet.
Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!
Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed?
not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying...
the most irresistible.Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkitive. Erotic. Smart.
loves sports. gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship.
9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
A • R • I • E • S:
The Sexiest
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny.
Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser
EXTREMELY sexy.
Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud.
best in bed.
16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
A • Q • U • A • R • I • U • S:
Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind.
Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely
energetic and funny. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations.
Not a Fighter,
But will Knock the shit out of u. The best and biggest freak in bed!
Considered to be a "G".
2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
G • E • M • I • N • I:
Ultra Sexy
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still
knock you the
fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing
VERY FORGIVING.Horny. Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a
beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY.
THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
L • E • O:
wild in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
Is really good at a lot. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing.
Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long
relationships.
Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found.
7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
C • A • N • C • E • R:
Most Amazing Kisser
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind.
Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative.
Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous.
Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it
comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
C • A • P • R • I • C • O • R • N:
The passionate Lover
Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser.gets what he or she wants.
BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest.
Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke.
Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart.
24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
[coor=brown]T • A • U • R • U • S:
The Freak in bed
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships
Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremely outgoing. Sexy as fuck. Loves to help people in times of need.
Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn.
Sexual as .fuck. Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind.
Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!
15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.[/coor]
S • A • G • I • T • T • A • R • I • U • S.
The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found.
Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give.
Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic.
Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and
sweet.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying.
4 years of bad luck if you do not repost
