Damn, this flight makes more stops than R. Kelly's limo in a preschool parking lot.
Belma Buttons {MadTv}
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[after Crewe {Adam Sandler} decides to come back to the game]
Turley {the Great Khal}i: I'm glad you're back, now I don't have to stab you.
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Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: [to the short cop] Now, listen here, Mr. Frodo, don't get short with me.
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Big Ears Cop: ...shit happens.
Paul 'Wrecking' Crewe: Shit does happen. I mean, look what happened to your ears.
Cheeseburger Eddy: [to Megget] Why you bein' a McAsshole?
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Cheeseburger Eddy: I knew you couldn't resist my shit! I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got that burgers that'll... I just got burgers.