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current
CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone? Yeah, a little...
Mood? tired..nervous to start my new job
Listening to? please excuse my hands - plies
Watching? the computer screen at school haha
Worrying about? starting my job

TOLOGY
Last friend you talked to in person? Linnea
Last person you called/texted? Gordie

BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed? Left, mothafuckaa.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? No
When was the last time you had a cavity? i think i have one now actually haha
What is the heaviest item you lifted last? my english muffin? haha i dunno.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? um... don't know, probably lots of times when i'm drunk
DAREOLOGY
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? damn rights
Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000? never.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? no...
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? hell yee

BULLCRAPOLOGY
If you could, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? nothing, i like my name.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? probably
Have you ever saved someone's life? Not sure
Has someone ever saved yours? Yeah

DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket? nothing
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? Nah
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? Friday night

ARE YOU:
1. A Bitch?: Asshole? can be, for sure.
2. Are you tall?: pretty average..
3. A Blonde?: Nah
4. In your pajamas?: nope
5. Left handed?: yep

LAST:
3. Piercing you got?: tongue
4. Tattoo you got?: don't have any.. yet
5. Was today better than yesterday?: yes, definitley.

FAVORITE:
Number?: don't have one.
Color?: black
Day?: friday,saturday haha

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:
Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up? put on music


Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: yes

Q: What's the last movie you watched in theaters?
A: House Bunny

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: Besides school today, 6mile pub with the ladies! then linnea's house

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Everyday

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Nope

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: yes

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: My bed

Q: Why did you sleep there?
A: Cause I had school early the next day

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: friday

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: fuck I'm going to have a long day tomorrow

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: 9

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: tie my hands- lil wayne

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: My stomach, and my shoulder..

Q: What's your favorite month?
A: December, January & June

Q: How many kids do you want / have?
A: I don't know

TEN EMOTIONS
1. Are you missing someone right now?: yes
2. Are you happy?: Decently, yes.
3. Are you sad?: Nah
4. Are you bored? Oh yeah
5. Are you nervous?: yes
7. Are you tired?: For sure
8. Are your parents still married?: Nah
9. Do you have a crush on someone right now?: hell yeah, and he for sure knows it =)
10. Plans for the day?: Wakeup, school 9-2:30, then work 3-10, then wind down at home then sleep, and do it all over again...
 

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woooorrrd
i ammm driiiiinkinn with marcel, kieran, kelsea...
out getn' er donnnnneeeee
 

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Say my name, say my name, if no one is around you say baby i love you, if you ain`t runnin' game.
 

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Reality Check
So I got the apartment. I move in September 3rd or 4th. I am scared shitless.
 

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I fucking HATE fake bitches. When are you girls gonna be ready to grow up? All you do is cause unncessary drama. Nobody likes you for that. Get a fucking life you dumb cunt, stop stirring your pot of bullshit.
 

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necro
You OD'd now you're hooked up to an intervenious, it's a minor inconvenience; from the hospital bed you'll suck penis.
 

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MICKEY AVALON <3
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kids
My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot its stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a caesar doo,
Your dick needs a tweezer dude

My dick is like supersize
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)

My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin

My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macauley Culkin
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shotlift at thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippy

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and quiefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick made a geek

My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick 'nuff said.
Your dick loves sweat

[Repeat 2x]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.s. we got dicks like Jesus
 

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oxycotin
Go on and slip me two Xanax bars, I'm ready to get fool
5th o' crown to wash it down, I'm downtown snappin' rolls
Ain't no shame up in my game, in fact I'm mentally deranged
Oxycontin in my system, man I'm feelin' kinda strange
Watch me choke about this dope, blueberry from Texas
You wanna get up in rotation that's too bad 'cause I'm stressin'
Right now it's 1:30 a.m., 11 Percocets just entered me
15 min from this second I'll be crawlin' on my knees
Laughin' at the crowd of all the clowns that be surroundin' me
Take another Lortab to calm me down and let me see
Body be relaxed, muscles be loose and you have stopped the pain
No more bitchin' 'bout your day at work and drivin' in the rain
Put up with the fussin' and discussion I plant in yo brain
Hypnotizin' minds like all the rest but I come through the vein
Take a chill pill and slow me down to get back in the game
Gotta be up on yo P's and Q's to even feel it mane
 

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GRRR
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, IF I HEAR SOMEONE SAY "SHIT DAUGHTER" ONE MORE TIME.....
 

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You can spend minute's, hour's, day's, week's or
even month's over analyzing a situation, tryin`
to put the piece's together, justifying what
could've, would've happened - or you can just
leave the piece's on the floor & move the
fuck on.


-Tupac
 

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Slow Jams
I told her to drive over in your new whip
Bring some friends you cool with
Imma bring da cool whip
Then I want you to strip
See you is my new chick
So we get our grind on
She be grabbin, callin me Biggie like Shyne home
Man I swear she fine homes
Why she always lying though
Tellin me them diamonds
When she know they rhinestones
She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
Got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
I play Ready for the World
She was ready for some action
My dawg said you aint no freak
So you gotta to prove my man wrong
Imma play this Vandross
You gon' take your pants off
Imma play this Gladys Knight
Me and you gon' get right
 

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quizzz
When was the last time you met someone new?
Last night

What is irritating you right now?
My hangover

When was the last time you ate pizza?
I had some two nights ago

When was the last time you held someones hand?
Last night

Do you have any famous friends?
Nope

When was the last time you laughed?
45 minutes ago?

Last words you heard spoken?
Bye

Have you ever kissed anyone named Mike?
haha, why yes I have.

Besides your bed, what is your favorite thing in your room?
My computer of course.

Do you enjoy piercings and tattoos?
mmmm yes

What was the last thing you watched on TV?
Family Guy

What are you wearing on your feet?
Nothing

What is/are your favorite pair of shoes?
Boots

What are your plans for tonight?
Drinking

What was the last thing you ate
Halloween Mini Chocolates

What were you doing before this?
Talking on the phone

What's the closest item near you that is blue?
uhhh my pillow

What instant messaging service do you use?
msn

What is your cell phone provider?
Telus

What's the most abnormal thing you've done in the past 4 days?
uhh nothing.

What do you wear more, jeans, sweatpants or slacks?
sweatpants

What is the last movie you watched?
Gladiator

What do you currently hear right now?
My music

Car, train or bus?
bus/car

When did you last take a picture with someone?
Last night

What are you doing for Halloween?
I went to a party

Where did you sleep last?
My bed

Where do you shop the most?
Bay Centre

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
I don't remember:S

What will you do after this quiz?
Figure out the details of tonights adventure


Why did you pick your desktop?
Because it's fucking balling.

Missing someone right now?
Yes

Describe the background on your cell phone;
It's the design on Steph's backpack.. colourful polka dots

Describe your pillow case:
Purple cotton..

Do you sleep naked?
No

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Yes!

Do you burn easily in the sun?
not really

Do you speak another language other than English?
no..

What did you do at the weekend?
git crunk

What was the last text message you received and who was it from?
It was from Beau

are you a good cook?
I'm alright

If you could get a tattoo where would it be?
upper or lower back

Would you kiss the last person you kissed, again?
It wouldn't be a good idea

Have you told anyone you'd marry them?
No

Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?
Yes
 

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Quiz
How happy are you?:

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x]You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[ ] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ]There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
Total: 3

[x]You dress how you want to.
[x]You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x]There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[ ] You NEVER cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[ ] People don't use you for something you have.
[ ]You have been to a concert.
Total: 5

[ ] you have over 50 friends on myspace
[] You have pictures on myspace.
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace
[x ]You get allowance
[]You collect something normal.
[ ] You look forward to going to school.
[] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[x]You do something after school.
Total: 3

[ ] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents
[]You are happy with your appearance
[]You aren't self-consious at all
[ ]You have never gotten a failing grade in your life
[x]You have friends
Total: 2

[ ] You know what is going on in the world.
[x]You care about so many people.
[] You are happy with your life
[x] You know more than one language
[x] You have a screen name.
[x]You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You dont have any enemies
[x ] You are a generally nice person.
Total: 6

Over All Total: 19

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.

My life is 57% happy --> Yikes, not so good.
 

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FILL IT OUT
1.Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Fave Movie:
5. Fave Song:
6. Fave Band?
7. Most Embarassing Moment:
8. Are you a virgin?
9. Are we friends?
10. Do you have a crush on me?
11. Have you been attracted to me?
12. Would you kiss me?
13...with tongue?
13.Would you enjoy it?
14. Would you go further:
15.Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?
16. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
17. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you?
18. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
19. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
20. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
21. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
22. Do you think I'm a good person?
23. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
24.Do you think I'm Hot?
25. Would you call me just because?
26. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they dont involve you?
27. If you could change anything about me, would you?
28.Would you have sex with me?
29.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
30. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
 

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Fill it out please!!!
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you fuck me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think that I am wierd?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[33] What song reminds you of me?
[34] If I died would you cry?
[35] When was the last time we faught?
[36] Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
[38] If we where going on a date where would you take me?
[39] If I told you I had three weeks to live what would you want to do befor I died?
[40]Do you think I willl get married?
[41]If i ever asked you out wat would you say?
 

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