Dear Lizzy,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass in your apartment and I saw you Drive over the elepphant in the corner.
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand that you need a sex change.
I'm returning your Elton John poster to you, but I'll keep that photo of you with a moustache drawn on it as a memory.
You should also know that I will never forget that night and I will haunt you as i am incarnated as a eskimo.

Please don't hurt me,
Andrea.

Pick a friend, any friend, and choose the correct answer, and fill it in the blanks in the message at the bottom. Tag them. See what they say. It's funny!

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Green - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Confused- That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Bored- That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbass
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Flavored water – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemur
pepsi – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – I love Oprah Winfrey
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whisky - You ruined my attempts at another world war
Other – I'm scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
USA - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Go milk a cow
Japan - Please don't hurt me
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my ass
France – With tears of sadness

Dear (Friend) ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.
I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.
I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ and ___11___.

___12___,
then write your name here

Now, FILL IT IN ..

WHAT YOU WOULD RATHER BE CALLED:
babe or baby: babe
sweetie or honey: sweetie
darling or dear: darling

THE CAN'S:
can you blow a bubble with your gum? yep!
can you dance? Oh ya
can you do a cart wheel? Yup
can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? I don't know...never tried
can you whistle? yes
can you wiggle your ears? no
can you wiggle your nose? yes!

THE DID'S:
did you ever get into a fist fight? yep
did you ever run away from home? no
did you ever want to be a doctor? yep!!
did you ever want to be a fire fighter?

THE DO'S:
do you believe in God? yes
do you know how to swim? yeah
do you like roller coasters? HELL NO!!!
do you have a bike? yep!
do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows? It depends what it is...I don't like to sound of bugs crunching

THE HAVES:
have you ever been on a plane?yes
have you ever asked someone out? no
have you ever been to the ocean? yep
have you ever gone fishing? yes
have you ever painted your nails? yes
have you ever gone skinny dipping? HAHA YA!!
have you ever had a mud fight? yes

THE WHATS:
what is the temperature outside? 13.5
what radio station do you listen to? I'm not really listening to music right now
what was the last restaurant you ate at? A&W
what was the last thing you bought? Food
what was the last thing you had to drink? Water
what was the last thing on tv you watched? I don't know I think it was...CSI


THE WHOS:
who is your newest friend you added to nexopia? Kaliska
who was the last person you talked to on the phone? I don't know
who is your current crush? I'm not telling
who was the last person you took a picture of? My self!!


THE ARE'S:
are you a nice person: Depends
are you a "bad influence": I don't know. Depends what I'm trying to influence
are you prepared for your future: yes!
are you an all around happy person: usually
are you a mother: no
are you a sister: yes
are you a father: I hope not!!
are you a brother: no!

CRYING SECTION:
ever really cried your heart out? yes
ever cried yourself to sleep? yes
ever cried on your friends shoulder? yes
ever cried over the opposite sex? yes... unfortunatly.
do you cry when you get an injury? depends how bad I'm injured
do certain songs make you cry? sometimes.

LOVE SECTION:
how long was your longest relationship? I don't know about a month
how long was your longest crush? I don't know
how many times have you had your heart broken? a Couple
have you ever loved someone so much that you would die for them?
I'm not sure
has anyone besides your friends and family ever said " i love you " to you? haha ya and it was so random

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
is your self-esteem extremely low? on most days
do you believe in yourself? on occasion
are you good looking? I would say I am but I think I'm being too conceited
do you wish you can be someone else? ya

THIS OR THAT:
rock or rap: rock
coffee or hot cocoa: coffee
wild night out or romantic night: Romantic
chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
hummer or sports car: sports car
bracelet or necklace: Necklace
history or science: Science
sleep in or early to rise: Sleep in.
beach or boardwalk: Boardwalk
hoodie or tee shirt: tee shirt
night or day: night
love at first sight or learn to love: learn to love

HAVE YOU EVER:
hugged someone? yes
been on the phone until the sun came up? no
laughed so hard you peed in your pants? no
laughed so hard you cried? yes
got into a fight with someone? yes

CURRENT:
current mood: meh
current music playing: No listening to music
current hair style: down
current love: carrots
current thing i should be doing: going up town
windows open: closed
current desktop picture:I don't know...It's really random
current dating status: single and looking
current piercings: ears
current amount of money you have on you right now: haha I dont' have any money I'm in my PJ's

THIS OR THAT:
kissing on the bed or kissing in the rain: rain
hugs or kisses: kisses
watching a scary movie or a funny one: scary
holding hands or being held: being held
kissed on the neck or cheek: neck
abs or eyes: eyes

--Advice--
*DONT ask for a kiss, take one.
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love (or strong like).
If you REALLY LIKE OR LOVE someone right now
and MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will
surprise you tomorrow.
Repost this as "what a kiss means"

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below and write it at
the bottom, then re-post it as "How Sexy is Your Name"



- Under 60 points= Not Too Sexy
- From 61-300 points= Pretty Sexy
- Over 301-599 points= Very Sexy!
- Beyond 600= Beyond Very Sex y!
- Over 1000= So sexy it hurts!


A=113
B=14
C=9
D=28
E=145
F=12
G=100
H=10
I=200
J=100
K=114
L=100
M=25
N=450
O=150
P=2
Q=12
R=400
S=113
T=405
U=11
V=10
W=10
X=3
Y=210
Z=23

my name 1249 oh yeah so sexy it hurts!! WOOT

Guys repost this if you agree
Girls repost this if you think it's cute

Every guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that
all the girls that read this will repost this.

Holding Hands:
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple
of times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling:
Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies:
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your
head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other:
Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes,
give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too...And
mean it.

Laying below the
stars:
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on
his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heartbeat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think.

1. Where is your cell phone? Bed

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? none

3. Your hair? Medium-ish

4. Work? good

5. Your Mother? dunno

6. Your favorite thing? drama

7. Your dream last night? RANDOM

8. Your favorite drink? juice

9. Your dream car? Mustang

10. The room you're in? Gameroom

11. Your ex? None

12. Your fear? Heights

13. What do you want to be in 10 years? 25

14. What you're not good at? Focusing

15. Muffin? Blueberry

16. One of your wish list items? Snowboard

17. Where you grew up? Here

18. The last thing you did? Yell

19. What are you wearing? clothes

20. What aren't you wearing? Hat

21. Your pet? sleeping

22. Your computer? stupid

23. Your life? AWESOME

24. Your mood? meh...

25. Missing? Buddies

26. What are you thinking about right now? Someone...

27. Your car/truck? in-my-head-and-soon-going-to-be-mine-when-I-get-en​ough-money(hehe it's one word)

28. Your summer? Soon

29. Your relationship status? non-exsisting