I wrote this story in grade 7 for Noah and Mason, and I just found it.(But mason doesn't come in til the 2nd part)
I believe I was under the influence of marijuana, because I wouldn't usually write about a bunch of unicorns... But I handed it in to my teacher for the "short story" project we were doing. I got 73% lol.
I also wrote this story in under 30 minutes.

Once upon a time there was a unicorn named Noana. She was a very special unicorn. Yes, indeed she was. One day Noana got lost in the forest of gum drops. She couldn't find her way out. All the other unicorns started a search in hope of finding her. First they checked the river of retards, they thought for sure that Noana would be near the Rainbow of Skittles. But Noana was not in sight! She was forced to spend the night in the Forest of Gumdrops. Luckily for her, she had one advantage. She could shoot lasers out of her ass. This came in handy when she needed to light a fire, and when the Gumdrop Goblins came for her. The other unicorns that were looking for her didn't give up just yet. They searched day and night for Noana. Finally, they found her. With goblins surrounding her in a closed circle. Noana was shooting lasers out of her ass like there was no tomorrow, when the other unicorns joined. But the other unicorns couldn't shoot lasers out of their ass, they only were able to shoot out of their eyes. They won, and Noana had something to say "Oh god! Thank you, you guys! I wouldn't have been able to fight them all by myself. At least I can live another day. Oh and I have something else to admit guys; I'm gay"

PART2

One day, Noana was thinking to herself. She wasn't happy with her gender. She was to get a gender change. So when Noana went to go get this operation, her best friend Masony had no problem with it. In fact, Masony wanted to get one too. They wanted to turn into a Manicorn. (mah-ni-corn) Masony is also a very special unicorn. You see, Noana can shoot lasers of her rear, but Masony can shoot it out of her ear because there is absolutely nothing up there in her head. So, when Noana and Masony arrived at the Uniclinic, the Unocter was waiting for them to get their operation done. Mason was first. Once he was done, Noana got "excited" right away, because she is of the homosecual orientation. Noana couldn't wait to get hers! Once Noana stepped out, she felt like a whole new man, and brand new man without any STD's. Masony and Noana couldn't wait to show the whole unicorn village. Now you see, Mason is also of the homosexual orientation. But the towns people didn't know. The towns people were foolish, and lacked of any mental power. Pretty much the unicorn version of Calgary. Noana and Masony got married right away. Masony was flattered when Noana said yes to his proposal, and since then they've been living happily ever after.

If this so called "God" created everything, does that mean he created dinosaurs? Does that mean there was religious dinosaurs? I could never image dinosaurs just chilling in a dinochurch talking about God. I wonder if they called their Bible "TheSaur". And we'd never know that this happened because no one was there to witness it. All our knowledge of dinosaurs is based on their skeletons. They could have spoken english. Since there was Christian/Catholic dinosaurs, there should have been Jewish Dinosaurs too. Or Satanist Dinosaurs. Lol, Dinosaurs that worshipped Satan.

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