Jessica. says:
alright. well i just got a phoen call
Jessica. says:
and it was this guy... and he said that our number had been left with
him and that they wanted to get some prices.. so i was like alright ill just
write it down because i thought it was about the renos that are going to
be done
Jessica. says:
hahah now was i ever wrong
Jessica. says:
hahahah
Jessica. says:
he started telling me about how he moved to this place closer to orange
so that he doesn't have to travel as much for work.. and then he was just
gong on and on and i was like alright lets just get to these prices.. i have kids to deal with
Jessica. says:
I still had no idea who he was and what he was calling for.. then he
said that he does three kinds of shows
Andrew--- says:
^o)
Jessica. says:
the first one.. costs 100$ and that is where he goes down to his g-string and bowtie
Jessica. says:
the second 150 just down to his bowtie..
Jessica. says:
and the third is the ladies party.. 200$ where he gets completely
naked and then we play a game and try to get a ring around his you
know what
Andrew--- says:
oh no
Jessica. says:
and then he started to describe himself... 25 tall blue eyes tanned... all
over... musculer.. and shaved down there..
Jessica. says:
andrew I couldn't talk I was trying not to laugh
Andrew--- says:
ooohh no
Andrew--- says:
did you tell him he had the wrong number?
Jessica. says:
he just kept on going and going and going.. and if i didn't say that i
have to get the kids out of the bath.. (which they aren't.. they are in bed)
he would never had hung up... He even said that if i just wanted to put the phone down that he would wait
Jessica. says:
FUCK
Jessica. says:
well I don't know if he didn't or not.. because one of the family friends is
getting married so i don't know if rach watned to get a stripper for her or
not.. well that is the first thing that came to mind when i realized that he was astripper
Jessica. says:
Andrew that was the funniest thing that has ever happend to me
Andrew--- says:
did u tell her?
Jessica. says:
it just happend RIGHT this second
Jessica. says:
that's why i wasn't talking
Andrew--- says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA