Chinese Horoscope (Freakishly correct)





Whatever you do, don't cheat!


CHINESE HOROSCOPE:
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR



FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.





















THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.








DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.






IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY


1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.











1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.













2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?













3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.













CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT














4. WRITE ANYONES NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.















DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID













5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
















6. Finally, MAKE A WISH



















ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME
















1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in SPACE 2







2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE







3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7







4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4








5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.








6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR LUCKY STAR








7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3







8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7








9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND








10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE








11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER

Burbage dies on pg. 12
Hedwig dies on pg. 56

Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78

Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159

Wormtail dies on pg. 471

Dobby dies on pg. 476

Snape dies on pg. 658

Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637

Harry gets ##%!ed up by Voldemort on pg. 704 but comes back to life on pg. 724

Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743



19 years after the events in the book:



Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo

Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.

Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius



The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.



The final lines of the book are: "The scar had not pained Harry for 18 years. All was well."

Plot Spoilers
Part of Voldemort's soul was implanted into Harry whenever he used Ara Kadvara on him when he was a baby. Harry then sacrafices himself a la Lilly Potter style, which allows him to kill Voldemort without killing himself. He also has hacks (stone to bring him back to life, and an uber wand).



Snape went to the good side (Hogwarts, etc.) because he was all emo that Voldemort killed Lilly Potter.



Harry has three kids with Ginny. Ron and Hermoine fall in love.

At this moment,
there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world.
Some are running scared.
Some are coming home.
Some tell lies to make it through the day.
Others are just now facing the truth.
Some are evil men, that war with good.
And some are good, struggling with evil
6 billion people in the world.
6 billion souls.
And sometimes, all you need is one.

This can't be more true

My personal picks from the list/what I believe and remember

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

I was just pic modding, and I was going REALLY fast, and I went past something, accepting it on the way by, and I was like "waaaitt A second"//scrolls back up "THATS A HORSE!!!!11!!one! HAHA" //denies

«Up, up and away with Nick.»
«Nick, it's as simple as that!»
«And on the eighth day, god created Nick.»
«Don't play with fire, play with Nick.»
«The original Nick.»
«Nick - as good as it gets!»
«The Nick community.»
«Simply Nick!»
«Endless possibilities with Nick.»
«Nick, the secret of women.»
«Discover the world of Nick.»
«Nick is what the world was waiting for.»
«Nick makes me hot.»
«Life's beautiful with Nick.»
«Think. Feel. Nick.»

And now My 2 personal Favorites.
«Just Nick.»
«The age of Nick.»
«Everyone loves Nick.»


Tell me your favorite Nick Slogan!!!

caitiee says:
BOOM
your dead.
what you're dead?
oh shit that sucks
can I come to your funeral?
Okay, thanks.
Ill wear pink instead though, black is so depressing
so anyways.
your dead eh?
that blows. hardcore.
one sec. moms talking to me
OKAY HI. I cant believe you're dead
I miss you so much
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE.
WHY NICk.
god damnit.
you could have died in a cooler wya you know.
like spontaneously combusted
or died in a freaki gardening accident.
freak*
OH WELL.
Stick says:
I did, or weren't yo uwatching?
caitiee says:
SAY WHAT NIGGA.
Stick says:
both//\\
I died burning in a freak gardening accident
caitiee says:
OH NO. THATS HORRIBLE.
why nick.. why did you have to die
Stick says:
iunno
yourface?
caitiee says:
Oh. well it wouldnt be the first time.
Terribly sorry.
Stick says:
anyhoo, I'm spending too much time not being dead
like I should be
caitiee says:
LOL
TRUE DAT
bang bang
you're dead
what you're dead?
Stick says:
I was already
caitiee says:
oh that sucks.
Stick says:
LOL.

Kenny (Who woulda thought...lmao)
~still and always~
Meghan

A recent study shows that 92% of young adults have turned emo. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8% who have remained gangsta as shit.