"If I could capture the RAGE of todays youth and BOTTLE IT, crush the GLASS with my bare hands and SWALLOW IT...."

so one day there was this turtle and he didn't no how to swim
and every other turtle laughed at him
made him sad
so he decided to learn how to fuking swim
and he went in top the water and his shell floated
but he had to get out cuz he couldn't breath
so he tryed floting upside down
and he fliped over a couple times
but with much practise he made it
then he ate there faces
The end

You Know You Live in 2007 When:
1. You go to a party, sit down and take Nexopia pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Msn/Nexopia.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity: the computer
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice there is no number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Repost this if you fell for it. You know you did....[/color]