BOLD WHAT APPLIES TO YOU:
YOURSELF - I would like to change my name. I'm loud. I'm obnoxious. I'm sarcastic. I'm cocky. I have a bad temper. For the most part, I don't like most people. I'm easy to get along with. I like to fight. I have more enemies than friends. I'm a smoker. I drink coffee. I clean my room daily. My room always looks like a tornado hit it.
APPEARANCE - I'm shorter than 5'4. I wear makeup. I wear a piece of jewelery at all times. I wear contacts. I've had braces. I have braces. I change my hair color often. I either straighten or curl my hair often. I have at least two piercings that aren't in my ears. My ears are pierced.
RELATIONSHIPS - I've been in love. I'm always scared of being hurt. I've been hurt. An ex has physically abused me at least once. I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. I've been in love more than three times. I believe in love at first sight. I believe lust is more important than love.
FRIENDSHIP - I have a best friend. I've gotten a phone call in the last 24 hours from a friend. I've beaten up a friend. I've been in a serious fight with a friend. I can trust at least five people with my life.
CLOTHES - I own a white hoodie. I own at least five pairs of jeans. I own at least ten pairs of shoes. I own a blue jacket. I own a pink jacket. I have at least five belts. I own at least three blue shirts. I own at least one pair of flip flops. I own at least two pairs of sweatpants. I've gone out in public in pajamas.I own at least three hoodies. I sleep in pajamas every night.
EXPERIENCES - I've been on a plane. I've been on a train. ive left the country. I've left the state/province. Someone close to me has died. I've taken a taxi. I've taken a city bus. I've taken a school bus. I've gone bungee jumping. I've made a speech. I've been in some sort of club. I've won an award. I've spent 24 hours on the computer straight. I've been so angry I've punched the wall. I've been in a physical fight.
MUSIC - I listen to country music. I listen to pop music. I listen to rap I listen to techno. I listen to R&B. I listen to punk. I'm one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it. I hate the radio. I download music. I buy Cd's.
TELEVISION - I spend at least six hours a day watching television. I watch soap operas daily. I'm in love with Days Of Our Lives. I've seen and like he OC. I've seen and like One Tree Hill. I've seen Popular. I've seen and like Everwood. I've seen and liked House. I've seen and like Gilmore Girls. I've seen and like CSI.
FAMILY LIFE - I get along with both of my parents. My parents are still together. I have at least one brother. I have at least one sister. I have at least one step brother/sister. i have at least one half brother/sister. I've been kicked out of the house. I've ran away from my home. I've sworn at my parents. I've made my parents cry. I've lied to my parents. I've lied to my parents about where I am. I've lied to my parents about what I'm doing. I've lied to my parents about who I am with. I've lied to my parents so I'd be allowed out. I've walked out when I've been grounded
HAIR - I've cut my hair in the past year. I've been blond. I've been black. I've been red. I've been light brown. I've been orange. I've been dark brown. I've had streaks. I've been purple/pink(streaks). I've been blue/green. I use conditioner. I've used silk therapy. I've used hot oil treatments. I've completely killed my hair. I've curled my hair. I straightened my hair. ironed my hair. I've braided my hair. I've had dreadlocks.
SCHOOL - I've thrown something at a teacher. I've yelled at a teacher. I've been suspended. I've been sent to the principals office. I've walked out of class. I've skipped an entire day of school. I've skipped a whole month of one certain class. I've failed a test. I've cheated on a test. I've helped someone else cheat on a test. I've failed Art. I've failed P.E. I've failed Math. I've failed Socials. I've failed Science. I've failed another class. A Teacher has called my parents. I've been caught skipping. I've been on the honor roll. I've been on effort honor roll.
But that hurt more than a thousand knives penetrating my body and stabbing me to death.
KAyy i know i shoud be happy right now. Im with a couple friends who DONT talk shit about me and were just chillin and hanging out, you know relaxing, i just cant get quite into that relaxed mood. I feel like your ignoring me the way you wont... well you know what im talking about.. around other people. I mean not on the bus or at Shanes. Am i annoying or ... FUCK I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I FEEL OR WHY I FEEL IT!! i need someone to care for me and hug and kiss when something's wrong. I need someone who will love me no matter what they hear and comfort and tell me that everythings going to be okay. I know i have friends who will always be there for me, but i need more than friends, i hate to sound selfish, but i really feel unwanted and tossed aside by men. I think thats why i might have been trying to find a girl who might give me what i need. Apparently niether sex want me enough to date me, they do what everyone does use me a bit then toss me aside and move on. I dont mean to be a downer or make anyone feel upset or shit but this is how i feel and how ive felt for a long time. People always ask me whats wrong and i never tell. Well my last couple blogs should have said it, if you still have any questions or want to tell me how much i care message me. I really dont know how to act anymore, i think i should get tested for chronic depression.My mom has it and she thinks i might jave it too. I just cant wait to leave school and hopefully start over in life.I could use a change. ( Why cant you love me the way i love you QQ )
My New Years Resolution?
Get a Boyfriend And Hold Him Down.
why do i feel like everything/everyone i ever have or get just seems to slip away and leave me? Like i dont have a home of my own that i feel comfortable at, i dont have a boyfriend, i dont have a job therefore no money, im not beautiful, and alot of my frineds are not who they used to be. It just feels like im a bother, a nusense to everyone. The few freinds i feel strongly about i clig to, the one guy i actually like i clig to ( even tho i have abosutly NO chance ), im at someones elses house more than my own that ive been threatened by my own arandmother that she wants me to leave and move out, and everytime i get some i actaully somewhat have a chance in dating they leave right after i kiss them. Maybe im a REALLY bad kisser, maybe i smell disgusting, maybe im just too horrendous to even look at. Well, whatever it is id really like to find out soon because at the moment i dont care about life, i dont care about school, i dont care about love, i dont even care about my friends or family. I have thought of killing myself, but we all know im not brave enough, so you dont have to worry because i wont do it.I know that some people care about me, and others dont give a shit, to those people who honestly care i love and appriate wht you doing and thank you. To those of you who treat me like shit or only talk to me whan theres no one else fuck you, you are the main reason i hate my life. What gives you the reason to act higher than me? What have i done that so terrible that i have to endure a lifetime of sadness and regret? You know what, i dont even care what it is. Im sorry im such a bother. Maybe i should do the world a favor and just disappear.
CINDERELLA:
[ ]One of your parents is dead
[ ]You are expected to do a lot of chores
[x]You love to dress up
[x]You love animals
[ ]You have a Prince Charming
[ ]Your mom is really strict
[x]You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[ ]You're afraid to speak your mind sometimes
[x]You have left your shoes at a friend's house before
[x]You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 5
BELLE:
[x]You've fallen in love with someone your friends didn't like
[x]You've been lost in the forest
[x]You love to read
[x]You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
[x]One of your family members is a bit weird
[x]You have done volunteer work
[x]You have a wild imagination
[ ]You love to take care of people in need
[x]You've had guys like you only because they think you're pretty
[x]You've rejected at least one person when they've asked you out
TOTAL: 9
JASMINE:
[ ]You are very clever
[x]You've fallen in love with someone way different from you
[ ]You're unique and different from everyone else
[x]You'd never marry someone just because they were rich
[ ]You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[ ]You're independent
[ ]You have a nice house
[ ]Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL: 2
ARIEL;
[ ]Your parents expect a lot from you
[ ]You really try to follow the rules, but it's hard for you
[x]You're a bit of a trouble maker
[ ]You're the youngest in your family
[x]You have a lot of sisters
[ ]You collect something
[ ]You have long, red hair
[ ]You have a pet fish
[x]You're curious
[ ]You believe everything people tell you/you're a bit gullible
TOTAL: 3
SNOW WHITE:
[ ]You know that you're beautiful
[ ]Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[x]You've almost been killed
[ ]You have at least seven good friends
[x]You've had food poisoning
[ ]You have short brown hair
[ ]You get along with everyone
[x]All of your friends are different
[x]You love to have a good time
[x]You're happier when you're out of the house than in
TOTAL: 5
MULAN:
[ ]You're a tomboy
[ ]Everyone wishes you could be a bit more girly
[ ]You've pretended to be someone you're not
[ ]You've had a physical fight with someone
[x]You have considered running away from home
[ ]Your parents try to plan your life out
[ ]Most of your friends are boys
[x]You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
[x]You love your family so much that you'd do anything to protect them
[x] are proud that you're different
TOTAL: 4
AURORA, [SLEEPING BEAUTY] :
[x]You live with someone other than your parents
[x]You were almost killed at a very young age
[x]You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
[ ]You have a beautiful voice
[x]You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[ ]You spend most of your time outside
[ ]You're adopted
[x]You have long hair
[x]You're very romantic
[x]Pink/Purple is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL:7
POCAHONTAS;
[x]You love to walk around and explore your city
[x]You are more spiritual than religious
[ ]You've been in an interracial relationship
[ ]One of your siblings is dead
[ ]Your parents are very protective of you
[ ]Someone you know has been in war
[x]You love nature
[ ]You have/had black hair
[x]You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[x]You're very adventurous
TOTAL: 5
Now that you're done, in the title write who you've had the most total of points
[x]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[x] You have been called a blonde
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[x] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
so far: 9
[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[x]You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
so far: 12
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
so far: 17
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 21
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you're head & scratch it when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[x] You dont know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
total: 29
multiply by 3 and repost as "I AM __% RETARDED"
why cant i be in grade nine again?
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
Red= loud
Green= stupid
None= freaky
Fuzzy=gorgeous
Yellow= innocent
Purple= a little too happy
Black= emo
Strips= funny
Gray= skanky
Pink= preppy
Light blue= sweaty
Other= hot
White= sexy
What kind of pants are you wearing?
Shorts= cutie
Skirt/skort= skank
Corduroy= faggot homosexual
Tight jeans= scene kid
Ripped jeans= emo
Cammo= cage fighter
Jeans= prep
Pajamas= pimp
Cargo= clown
Sweats= athlete
Boxers= brat
Bootie shorts= female
Pj's= ninja
Capris= Gangster
Nothing= hoe
Dickies= weirdo
Bikini bottoms= tiki girl
Other=sex addict
What is your natural hair color?
Auburn= that every one wants to make out with
Blonde= with a broken heart
Black= with a sexy smile
Dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
Red= that likes to have fun
Brown= with a nice ass
Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
Bald= with herpes
Other= who loves to be different
who
Pick the month you were born on:
1 - ate
2 - needed
3 - killed
4 - shot
5 - killed
6 - smoked with
7 - who banged
8 - ran shirtless with
9 - stabbed horibly by
10 - cuddled with
11 - slept with
12- ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - The trojan man
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - A homo
12 - Paris Hilton
13- a horse
14 - a lesbian
15 - a stripper
16 - a pickle
17 - a shoe
18 - a lover
19 - an orange
20 - a dildo
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of Shirt you are wearing
White - because I love marijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because that's how I roll
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Aqua- Cause the 306CBZ kick cunt
If I was yours.
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me?
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2.) Would you call me?
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3.) Would you sleep with me?
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4.) Would you take me places?
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5.) Would you love me?
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6.) Would you lie to me?
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7.) If I was sick what would you do?
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8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
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9.) Want to have a future with me?
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10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
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11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
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12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
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13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
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14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
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15.) If we dated and broke up, would you want me back?
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16.) If I gave you my heart what would you do?
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17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
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18.) How much do you like me 1-10?
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19.) How do you feel about me?
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20.) Have i ever made you smile?
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21.) Want to spend the night with me?
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22.) Right now, what is something you need to tell me or think i should know?
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23.) If you had an empty house would you call me to come over?
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24.) Are you gonna repost this so i can reply?
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