**clandestine - 19, Female, Calgary
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hurray for being lame...?
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your music library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you are cool.

Opening Credits: HIM-The Funeral Of Hearts


Waking Up: My Chemical Romance- Early sunsets over Monroeville


First Day At School: From First To Last- The Crows Are Coming For Us


Falling In Love: AFI- The Prayer Position


Fight Song: HIM- Its all Tears


Breaking Up:The Matches- Little Maggots


School Ball: Panic! At The Disco- Camisado


Life's OK: My Chemical Romance- The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You


Mental Breakdown: The Matches- Drive


Driving: The Smashing Pumpkins- 1979


Flashback: The Misfits- Helena 2


Getting Back Together: The Smashing Pumpkins- Tonight Tonight


Wedding: Atreyu- A Vampires Lament


Birth of Child: Straylight Run- Existentialism On Prom Night


Final Battle: Marilyn Manson- Cake and Sodomy


Death Scene: AFI- The Days Of the Phoenix


Funeral Song: AFI- Sing The Sorrow


End Credits: The Misfits- Dust To Dust
 

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me and logans midlife crisis
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:logan
Kiss Me Electric: Me

AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
o hey
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
sry i was away
Kiss Me Electric says:
oh suuure how convenient
Kiss Me Electric says:
you know what?
Kiss Me Electric says:
i am so done with you
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
but
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
but
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
but i...
Kiss Me Electric says:
NO
Kiss Me Electric says:
this is why our relationship cant work, youre always coming up with excuses, i know where you were
Kiss Me Electric says:
you were with that stupid dog of yours werent you
Kiss Me Electric says:
WERENT YOU?????
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
...
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
...yes
Kiss Me Electric says:
I KNEW IT!
Kiss Me Electric says:
Logan middle name, last name, i am so done with you
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
you know what FINE
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
YOU ARE SO NOT WORTH MY TIME
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
ITS OVER
Kiss Me Electric says:
NO please dont leave, if you leave, i only have ted the juice box left and honestly, he isnt good company, come back logan!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
no schantarra, this time its for real
Kiss Me Electric says:
PLEASE logan
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
im sorry
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i just cant
Kiss Me Electric says:
cmon logan, give me one more chance, ill even be nice to your dog! i promise, just please...dont leave me!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
well...
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
do you promise youll be nice to enis?
Kiss Me Electric says:
lol, yes
Kiss Me Electric says:
how convenient that your dogs is named enis tho...
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
well, i guess i could give you one more chance...
Kiss Me Electric says:
who said i was doing this for me, im doing this so that you can make a future
Kiss Me Electric says:
!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
is that all you ever care about
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 12 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
me and my goddamned future??
Kiss Me Electric says:
call me selfish, but yes!
Kiss Me Electric says:
its because...
Kiss Me Electric says:
because..
Kiss Me Electric says:
i want you tyo have a good future, support the family! i cant do this by myself!!!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i guess your right
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
we need to be in this together
Kiss Me Electric says:
oh so now its "we"?
Kiss Me Electric says:
what about me!
Kiss Me Electric says:
all you care avbout is yourself and that dog!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
WHAT ABOUT YOU
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
ILL TELL YOU WHAT ABOUT YOU
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*SLAP*
Kiss Me Electric says:
ok then TELL ME
Kiss Me Electric says:
TELL ME LOGAN! CUZ IVE GOT NO GOD DAMN CLUE
Kiss Me Electric says:
TELL ME!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*SLAP*
Kiss Me Electric says:
LOGAN!
Kiss Me Electric says:
are you...i cant say it
Kiss Me Electric says:
are you...drunk?
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
SHUT UP BEFORE I SMASH YOUR F***ING FACE  IN!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*SLAP*
Kiss Me Electric says:
your drunk arent you? ARENT YOU!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
I SAID SHUT UP *SLAP*
Kiss Me Electric says:
*sob*
Kiss Me Electric says:
thats it! im taking the kids and leaving,
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
ahh quit yer bitchin
Kiss Me Electric says:
I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN DYING!!!!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
AHH GO F*** YOURSELF
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*SLAP* 
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*PUNCH*
Kiss Me Electric says:
*CHEAP SHOT*
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
im better off without you anyway
Kiss Me Electric says:
dont lie logan, im all you have!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i dont need you
Kiss Me Electric says:
yes you do!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
all i need is a smoke and a bottle
Kiss Me Electric says:
well im taking your dog and leaving!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
HEY
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
YOU GO AHEAD AND TAKE THE KIDS BUT DONT YOU DARE TAKE ENIS!!!
Kiss Me Electric says:
IM TAKING YOUR DOG
Kiss Me Electric says:
and how dare you say he means more to you than our kids
?
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
DONT YOU TOUCH HIM OR ILL SHOOT YOUR MUTHA F***ING ASS!!!
Kiss Me Electric says:
YOU COULDNT WORK A GUN IF YOU TRIED, YOUR TOO PISS DRUNK TO!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
O YEAH?
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
WATCH ME
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*BANG*
Kiss Me Electric says:
YOU MISSED!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*BANG BANG*
Kiss Me Electric says:
YOUR SHOOTING THE F*****G WALL
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
HA
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
TAKE THAT YOU MUTHA F***ER
Kiss Me Electric says:
STOP SHOOTING THE SINK! YOUR BREAKING ALL MY DISHES
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*BANG*
Kiss Me Electric says:
MY PLANT!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
ILL SHOOT YOUR GODAMMED KIDS NEXT IF YOU DONT GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
Kiss Me Electric says:
SURE, SHOOT, LETS SEE WHAT YOU HIT NEXT!!!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
ALL RIGHT THIS ONES FOR JEREMY
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*BANG*
Kiss Me Electric says:
omg,
Kiss Me Electric says:
you just killed your dog!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
NOOOOOO!!!!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
ENIS!!!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
WHY GOD WHY??
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
I HATE YOU !!!!!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
YOU
Kiss Me Electric says:
dont tell me this is your fault
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*BANG*
Kiss Me Electric says:
your out of bullets, stop yelling BANG
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*
Kiss Me Electric says:
STOP YELLING EFFING BANG
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
IMA F***ING STAB YOU!!!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*STAB*
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*STABSTAB*
Kiss Me Electric says:
YOUR STABBING ME WITH YOUR DEAD DOG!!! SICK
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*STABSTABSTAB*
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Kiss Me Electric says:
you disgust me, get out of my house, and take your astupid dead dog with you!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
AHAHAHA
Kiss Me Electric says:
oh shut the f**k up
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*STAB*
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
AHHHHH
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
IM HIT
Kiss Me Electric says:
*ROLLS EYES*
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
IM HIT
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
IM GOIN DOWN
Kiss Me Electric says:
OH SHUT UP AND DIE ALREADY
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
AHHHHHHHHHH
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
I HATE YOU
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
AHHHHHHHHHH
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
AND YOU STUPID KIDS TOO!!!
Kiss Me Electric says:
THEYRE NOT JUST MY KIDS, THATS WHY THIS CANT WORK OUT!
Kiss Me Electric says:
YOU LEAVE ME ALL THE RESPONSIBILITIES
AEROSMITH AND MOTLEY CRUE IN 11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
*DEAD*
 

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101 rules of hardcore XD
001) Be tough at all times.
002) Never cheer after a show... only clap.
003)Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way.
004) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sentences with bad grammar. Ex: Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Skycamefalling, Boy Sets Car-fire.
005) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your shoes so we can see them.
006) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your calves. See rule ..5 on how to see said tattoo more clearly.
007) Wear your hoodie in the mosh pit because sweating like a wild pig makes you look tough.
008) Don't admit you listen to heavy metal.
009) Exception to rule ..8: only admit you listen to heavy metal if you think it is ironic and you wear 80's cheese metal shirts.
010) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends.
011) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror and then try them out the next time Atreyu comes to town.
012) A hardcore band is only original if you call it something-core. Ex: screamcore, emocore, screamocore, mathcore, or medio-core.
013) Remember, it's fun to punch and kick kung fu style.
014) Keep it in the do-jo.
015) Real hardcore fans are called kids.
016) Complain how hardcore bands are playing with metal bands at all costs!
017) Have your own zine, website, production company, be in a band, or claim you are friends with the singer from Shai Halud.
018) Tell people you work in the music industry.
019) More ankles people!
020) Embrace everybody in the scene except for those people who are not you.
021) Refer to bands as old school or new school and then act tough again.
022) Pretend that you get Dillinger Escape Plan.
023) Shop at second hand stores and then go buy expensive shoes.
024) Beat people up and then go to bible study class.
025) Smoking, drinking, and having sex before marriage is too trendy. Real hardcore tough guys abstain.
026) Whatever you do, don't let the singer on stage ever sing in the mic. Make sure you grab it from him and sing in it yourself. After all, you do a better job singing than him. It's a wonder they didn't put you on the album.
027) Start your own hardcore band.
028) Have your logo resemble some random 80's product for nostalgia.
029) Talk about the scene any chance you get. Say as many obscure hardcore bands from NJ as possible.
030) If you are shy, start an emo band so you don't have to look at the audience.
031) People who know more bands than you are better than you.
032) Add the letter X before and after important words. Ex:
XhardcorekidX, XmoshfuckX
033) Never say, "Did you hear the new Strung Out?" unless you are attempting to be funny in which case stop it because hardcore kids are tough not funny.
034) It's merch not merchandise.
035) Hardcore girls must wear head bands at all times.
036) Stretch your ears out to look more intimidating.
037) The bigger you stretch your ears out, the more hardcore you are.
038) Your ears should be stretched out enough to accommodate a block of wood, a hubcap, or a penis.
039) People in the front row are best used as a ladder/staircase to reach your goal... steal the mic away from the singer.
040) When people ask you if you like a band always say, "I only like the old stuff" or "I haven't really gotten into the new stuff."
041) Buy all of that band's merch.
042) Wear your new merch at the next hardcore show.
043) Repeat ..41 and ..42
044) If you have to wear glasses, make sure they are thick, black framed ones.
045) Don't tell anybody, but make sure you try on your new vintage clothes and stud belt before heading out to see Poison the Well.
046) Never admit you don't like Hatebreed and go see them live 12 times a year.
047) Complain that they are playing with Slayer, but don't admit you actually like Slayer.
048) Complain at all costs.
049) Tag team hardcore dancing is cool.
050) Real hardcore kids are really struggling photographers.
051) You don't go to hardcore concerts, you go to hardcore shows. BIG difference.
052) Name your hardcore dance moves things like "The Mother Fuck" or "Kick That Guy's Ass Move" or better yet... stay home and cry.
053) Protect your body from swinging limbs by sacrificing your two arms.
054) Scream about love.
055) All age venues are important so you are not tempted to drink.
056) Claim you know a guy who knows a guy whose best friend was standing next to the guy who got his ass kicked during Converge, bash the hardcore scene, and then go see The Get Up Kids.
057) Anytime somebody mentions a band always say you know somebody in the band.
058) Wear your pins with honor! Shai Halud, American Nightmare, Minor Threat are the purple heart of valour.
059) Velcro shoes are cool.
060) Don't admit that you have a crush on the singer from Walls of Jericho. If somebody asks, say you respect her as a musician only.
061) Your band name should contain one of the following words: blood, murder, kill, victim and/or butterfly.
062) Print your band name as if it was on a bad printing press. Actual graphics are for posers.
063) Sleep on a portrait painted prettier then everyone.
064) 100 bands from around the world are to play in your city. All of them are the world's best hardcore bands. Every label represented, every hardcore subgenre present. The venue is the best all-ages venue in the world. Tickets are $1.00. It is your job to go around saying the festival should be free.
065) Record producers must make sure to pump the mid because mid is tough.
066) Re-issue your demos after every album.
067) When the band starts playing, everybody join hands and make a big circle so we can watch the big kids play.
068) Crying on stage makes you a professional.
069) Complain some more.
070) Album covers must be made at home on Photoshop by your good friend.
071) If you are from New York, NEVER smile in a promo pic. In fact, always try to cross your arms and look into the camera as if you are going to beat up who ever is looking.
072) If you are from New Jersey, NEVER smile in a promo pic either. In fact, try to look like you just lost your girl friend to the hardcore band from New York.
073) Never admit that emo is country music lyrics mixed with pop rock riffs and marketed by 17 year olds trying to make their friend be the next Dashboard Confessional.
074) American Idol is your worst enemy (but you voted for Ruben).
075) You can get away with glitter on your face as long as your stretched ear plugs are clear.
076) Fuck beer; got breast milk?
077) Bandanas are cool.
078) Bandanas with big X on them are cooler.
079) Bandanas with big X on them were cool last week, you poser.
080) Your best friend is a guy named XattackX from Jersey who you chat with on MSN everyday. He is coming to see you one day. Really.
081) Chunky breakdowns in your songs are original and you should continue to do them despite every other band doing them which is clearly a rip off of your band.
082) Judge other bands and always compare them to the socio-cultural effects of the band Integrity.
083) Look up socio-cultural in the dictionary and then get offended.
084) Green Day is the real reason you are still alive.
085) Describe your group of friends as "The Scene."
086) Obey the laws of the hardcore scene or forever be banished from the circle.
087) When somebody asks you what is hardcore respond with, "I am hardcore" then punch somebody in the face for looking at you wrong.
088) Keep punching.
089) Kick a little, too.
090) Punch.
091) Add a threat about their mother for good measure.
092) Pretend you won the fight then pickup your dismembered left arm.
093) You are wearing the same thing as the 40-year old gas pump attendant, but for some strange mystical reason you are cooler than he is.
094) Tell everybody that Trustkill Records is too trendy.
095) Did you stop acting tough? I saw you hug that teddy bear.
096) Pierce you tits and tattoo your body.
097) Straight bangs mean straightedge
098) Being vegan means you can't swallow sperm.
099) When in doubt, mock everything.
100) Take everything personally.
101) Assume this list is about you.