Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?



