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Evan
Gr. 12
Scona
"I'm frightened by the possibilities of my own lack of talent"
Soccer funnies:
"Look at this guy. He's gonna look real fly runnin down the right wing. He'll score and his collar'll be up to his ears, then it'll be past his ears, and then you just wont see him anymore."
"Heres the strike... OH! Off the metal boner!"
"Dude, you killed him!"
"No I didn't... Oh shit, did I?"
"No, dude, you didn't."
"...Fuck, you scared the shit out of me!"
Other funnies:
Evan: I wanna be one of those judges on Iron Chef, cause a bunch of really good cooks make really good food for you, for free, all the time. Is there any job that come close to being as fucking awesome as that?
David: My reflections are really bad today.
Evan: Reflections?
David: I mean reflexes... I'm not drunk.
Alex: "singing" R-E-S-P-C-T
Daniel: Alex, its r-e-s-p-e-c-t
Alex: Ya, r-e-s-p-c-t, its the alphabet.
Daniel: What the fuck did you just say?
Alex: Never mind.
Daniel: Did you just say it's the alphabet?
Alex: Well..., you know what I mean.
Daniel: No, I don't fucking know what you mean.
Alex: ...never mind.
Alex: "talking about a candle" Should we move the "fresh thing"?
Gr. 12
Scona
"I'm frightened by the possibilities of my own lack of talent"
Soccer funnies:
"Look at this guy. He's gonna look real fly runnin down the right wing. He'll score and his collar'll be up to his ears, then it'll be past his ears, and then you just wont see him anymore."
"Heres the strike... OH! Off the metal boner!"
"Dude, you killed him!"
"No I didn't... Oh shit, did I?"
"No, dude, you didn't."
"...Fuck, you scared the shit out of me!"
Other funnies:
Evan: I wanna be one of those judges on Iron Chef, cause a bunch of really good cooks make really good food for you, for free, all the time. Is there any job that come close to being as fucking awesome as that?
David: My reflections are really bad today.
Evan: Reflections?
David: I mean reflexes... I'm not drunk.
Alex: "singing" R-E-S-P-C-T
Daniel: Alex, its r-e-s-p-e-c-t
Alex: Ya, r-e-s-p-c-t, its the alphabet.
Daniel: What the fuck did you just say?
Alex: Never mind.
Daniel: Did you just say it's the alphabet?
Alex: Well..., you know what I mean.
Daniel: No, I don't fucking know what you mean.
Alex: ...never mind.
Alex: "talking about a candle" Should we move the "fresh thing"?
The most chill guy ever. No Doubt
Moovays
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. - Don Corleone
Well, I'm the best there is, plain and simple. When I wake up in the morning I piss excellence. - Ricky Bobby
My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump
You gotta be a moron... you gotta be a moron to wanna be a fighter. - Rocky Balboa
Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have problem, too: economic, social, and Jew. - Borat Sagdiyev
There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? - Yuri Orlov
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. - John McClane
The name's Bond... James Bond. - James Bond
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. - Jack Torrance
Get busy living, or get busy dying. - Andy Dufresne
If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone. - Michael Corleone
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. - Man With No Name
I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science. - Randal Patrick McMurphy
You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do. - Indiana Jones
How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? - Roger "Verbal" Knit
If we can't make memories, we can't heal. - Leonard Shelby
Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming? - Hannibal Lecter
No, Luke. I am your father. - Darth Vader
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. - President Merkin Muffley
I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing. - Norman Bates
I don't think there's one word that can describe a mans life. - Charles Foster Kane
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. - Tyler Durden
Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life?" Well, that's true with every day except one: the day that you die. - Lester Burnham
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. - Morpheus
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. - Travis Bickle
This isn't going to have a happy ending. - William Somerset
I goddamn near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. - J.J. "Jake" Gittes
And after I pull off that miracle, maybe I'll go punch out God. - John Hartigan
I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad. - Marv
There are two kinds of people in this world: Those that enter a room and turn the television set on, and those that enter a room and turn the television set off. - Raymond Shaw
We were supposed to draw a picture, anything we wanted. I drew a man who got hurt in the neck by another man with a screwdriver. - Cole Sear
The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand! - Dr.Otto Octavius
I've seen every possible ending; none of them are good for you. - Chris Johnson/Frank Cadillac
Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell! - Spartan King Leonidas
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings - Optimus Prime