*[M]ary[J]ane; - 19, Male, British Columbia
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fuck sakes
not going to the key. to oldd
have to go to sen. alt. pro. at the highschool, well try to.
aparently theres a wating list.
filling out the dumb application.
have to write a paragraph on why or some shit
fuckin stupid.
 

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Would you kiss the last person who texted you? dont have a cell

Are you one of those people who never drink soda? nope

Think back five months ago, were you single? yup

Is there one person you look at and automatically smile? mm sometimes..

Be honest, do you like people in general? meh, not many people.

Have you ever found someone you really really really liked? yee

How do you feel about girls smoking? dont really care

When was the last time you laughed REALLY hard? dont remember

What time will you be getting up tomorrow morning? whenever i feel like it?

Are promises important to you? dur

Do you trust all of your friends? nah very few

Are you counting down for anything? the day tupac shows himself to the world, HE AINT DEAD YO!

Favorite color? black, white, green, sometimes red

What grade's the last person you texted in? dont have a cell

How did your day go yesterday? boring as fuck.

What's your mood right now? mad. want to get stoned.

Do you like your hair? uhh. i guess?

Do you have clothes that belong to other people? i got a couple shirts of dylans

Is anyone mad at you? my mom prob.

What did you do today? nothing. listened to music and talked to a few people

Who are you talking to right now? jessica

Today, would you rather go forward a week or back? neither lol

Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend? oh ya

Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life? depends.. i duno not at the moment

Last thing you dropped? not sure, i drop things regularly

Have you ever had a best friend? der

Are you currently looking forward to anything? gettin outta this mess.

Will this weekend be a good one? hasnt been and wont be

What's something you really want right now? weed. girlfriend. bong. money.

Ever licked someone's neck or forehead? lol forehead? nono, neck uhh ya? lmao

Is there a guy that knows everything about you? i supose so? maybe not quite everything.

Do you look at the keyboard when you type? just at the beggining

What's running through your mind right now? things. lots of thing.

Was anyone mad at you today? nope

Are you legal to drink? nope

What's the last beverage you consumed? peach juice

What do you hear right now? day n night remix - kidi cudi

Do you always care what you look like? no. i dont give a fuck what people think of me. i wear what i want. and look however i look.

Could you go out in public, looking like you do now? sure why not

Has anybody ever told you that you have pretty eyes? hahha not pretty but cute? they are a really cool blue yo. hahaha

Would you rather have long or short hair? well when my hair gets long it goes curly and it disturbes me. but i get to lazy to go for a haircut. so meh

Are you a heavy sleeper? not really.

Have you ever walked on the beach at night? yea.

When is the next time you'll hug someone? fucked if i know

Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend? no.

What does your mom call you? cory, kid, monster child when i was young,

What about your dad? cory, son, kid.

Can you sleep without blankets covering you? if im drunk

Are you good at giving directions? haha not really, but i they still make it where ever

Can you whistle? yea

Can you wink? haha yea i can raise my eyebrow too lmfao!

Do you believe in love? sure. i guess.

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? o ya! straighten some shit the fuck out.

Are you open about your feelings or closed off? depends

Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced? nope

Are you currently fed up with love? ya.

What was the first thing you thought about when you woke up? cig.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more? for sure.

Think of the person you'd like to be with the most right now. When did you last see them? one i havent seen yet. and one i havent seen in a looooong time.

How did you get your last bruise? hmm i have no idea, OH when i flipped my quad.

Who was the last person you took a picture with? myself

Do you have trust problems? i dont trust u.. lol jk but ya so?

Do you get mad easily? oooh YA. dont fuck with me.

Who did you sleep with last night? well my dog chilled with me till like 3 - 4 am then i let him out.

Who was the last person to say your name? uhh. my motha?

Is there anyone you want to come see you? YA!

Does it bother you when people bring up your past? i donno. depends i guess

Ever been called babe? baby ya babe no

When was the last time you laughed until you cried? fucked if i kno

Do you think things will change in the next few months? definatley

Who's hoodie did you wear last? mine

Who's the last girl you talked to? jessica, chelsey, dallas.

Are you okay with making a fool of yourself? lol i guess, depends what i do

Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person? yea

Who was the last person you called? eddie

List three things near you? smokes, phone, cd

Have you ever thought you liked someone and then found out you really didn't? ya

What's the greatest thing that happened to you today? cigarette

Last person you shared food with? my dog LMFAO

Do you think you can love someone without trusting them? uh ya? depends

Could things possibly get any better? fuckin rights, and they better.

Who'd you last cook for? myself

Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night? yup

Do you think before you speak? i dont think. well duh but ya not all the time

Do you think anyone has feelings for you? couldn't say

Was it a boy or a girl to text you last? hvent had cell for few months now i dnt remember

Name something you did yesterday? look at the laptop screen and tv screen.

When's the next time you will see the person who absolutely takes your breath away? lmfao, wow im fucked if i know. and im fucked if i know who that is

Will your next kiss be a mistake? i hope not. i will make it count.

What did you realize today? something pretty trippy. WE DONT EXIST, SO FUCK YOU hahahaha

Do you put ketchup on top of your french fries or on the side? wherever i feel

Do you like to take walks? dg walks, bike rides, quad rides.

Are you trying to avoid liking somebody at the moment? no

Does cuddling freak you out? no

What was the best part of your weekend? i dont know, that sad? LOL

Who did you spend at least three hours with yesterday? my fuckin dog. which aint here right now.

What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? halloween definetely cuz im cool like that. PARTY

Your last kiss meant nothing to you, right? i dont even remeber it. hmm lemme think... NO.

Are you cheating on someone right now? im free as bird.

Did anyone hurt your feelings today? no

Were you happy when you woke up? sure

Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you're at in life now? well, i'm not really anywhere special lol stole that answer from jess.

Do you ever get good morning texts from anyone? fuck if i had cell. probally not!

Do you miss anyone? nah.

Has anyone disappointed you recently? yee.

Has someone ever made you a promise & broke it? yee

Did you kiss anyone today? no, its been awhile

Do you have a reason to smile right now? maybe. id have to think about that one.

Who was the last person you talked to last night before bed? dallas

Who was the last guy you had a conversation with? darrel

Do you plan on moving out within the next year? i doubt it. i wish. ill prob be kiked out insted

What do you want? EVERYTHING. ahaaha

What do you always take with you? hat

Is there someone you will never forget? sure

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? yes.

What are you tired of? everything and almost everyone! ahahaha

Do you have feelings for anyone? pfffffft. i could.

What was the last bad news you heard? poor dallas...

Do you think you're wasting your time on the person you like? sorta yup

Are you starting to realize anything? i realize shit all the time. yet i dont do anything about it

Do you believe ex's can really ever be "just friends"? yeah for sure. if not fuck em.

Are you looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend? i never "look" i wait - same answer as jess hahaha

Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around? yea

Has a guy ever let you wear his jacket? this must be a girls quiz. LOLOL but have i ever lent a girl my jacket well... offered. sweater.. yes.

Who is the last person you sent a message on myspace? fuck myspace. i got my own space. its called spaceweed. get outta my space!

Have you met anyone famous? fuck! NO! i wanna meet ricky and julian and bubbles, and tupac though!

Do you wish you never dated someone you dated? ya i suppose.

Do you know anyone that smokes weed? what kind of question is this, OBVISOLY

that took a hour or so!
 

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paper chasin
Ya lookin' at the best win
The paper chase be for me?
Cuz you got blessed in with an eighth of a ki?
Niggas be pre-comin' up, or confiscate, you ate?
And let you suffer to your fate with three
Bullets to the chest, put your body to rest
If you dont peep game, goin' for the g-stacks
Never re-lax, re-act! Don't give away too many free packs
And check ya ho to see how she act
Get in the sick dreams, paid, you don't pick teams
In a room full of dick fiends
Much love to thugs, that sacrifice they life
And get greens for they two for fifteens
What the shit means? Is you bitches better save your breath
Cuz you can count how many days is left
Let the weed smoke blaze my chest, until I'm laid to rest
A motherfucka gon' be paid til' death
Because I'm goin' on a paper chase
 

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Pick the month you were born in
1----I fingered
2----I killed
3----I raped
4----I licked
5----I jacked off
6----I fucked
7----I cuddled with
8----I smoked
9----I slept with
10--I sucked
11--I stabbed
12--I made out with

Pick the day you were born on
01----a bag of weed
02----my dog
03----a horse
04----a pornstar
05----my ex
06----john gotti
07----a lesbian
08---- a prositute
09----a toothbrush
10----a homo
11----a jew
12----an overweight Asian man
13----Paris Hilton
14----a whore
15----a spaniard
16----a pickle
17----the trojan man
18----a bisexual
19----a bottle of vodka
20 ----a crackhead
21----an orange
22---- a bottle of honey
23----a easter egg
24---- YOUR MOM
25----a french guy
26----a drug dealer
27----a stripper
28----a homeless gal
29----a vagina
30----a dog
31----Randy Moss

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White--- BECAUSE I HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS
Black----Because Im Rick James Bitch
Pink------because I love giving blow jobs
Red-------because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue------because Im sexii
Polka Dots---because I hate my life
Purple----because Im gay
Gray------because i love marijuana
Orange---because I have double d's
Green-----because Im beautiful
Other------because im a drug dealer
Turqoise---because I have an extremely small dick
Brown-----because i swallow cum
Shirtless---because i got abs