BLOCK A:
-who sits to your left? no seating plan in the bigroom !
-what class is it? its big room , you do what you do in there
-who's your teacher? which ever teacher doesnt have class
-did you ever fall asleep? yes actually
-do you get a lot of homework? not a class so no
-anyone good looking? depends whos in there
BLOCK B:
-who sits behind you? noo seating plan
-are you failing this class? noope
-is this your favorite class? no class is my favorite
-what reminds you of 2nd block? english ?
-what class is it? english
-do you like this class? i guess so
BLOCK C:
-what do you do during 3rd period? nothing , big room again
-who do you talk to? who ever is in there
-what class is it? BIGROOM.
-who's the teacher? which ever teachers in there
-do you chew gum in 3rd period? suuuree
-anyone good looking? again, depends whos there
BLOCK D:
-anyone you want to shoot during 4th period? hmm , maybe
-do you like anyone in this class? uhmm no ?
-do you ever have fun in this class? yah i guess
-what class is it? art
-whats your teacher like? HA ! mood swinging dog lover.
-whos the teacher? marella
-if you could trade one person from that class for another who would it be? too many
LOCKERS:
-who are your locker buddies? dont use a locker, thats what gregs desk is for
-is there anyone goodlooking around your locker? all of sigmas lockers r in one hallway, good looking people in sigma have lockers.
-what color is your locker?
-what number is it?
-where is it by?
if you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 10, chances are you live under a rock and have no life ... even more harsh.
Total the number of things in each list you've done.
1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex?
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. done drugs.
TOTAL: 9
1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. cut yourself.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
TOTAL: 9
1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. been to rehab.
6. dyed your hair.
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar.
TOTAL: 7
1. been to a wild party.
2. seen the Mardi Gras.
3. drank more than four beers in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything.
6. wore black nail polish.
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL: 8
1. dressed gothic.
2. dressed prep.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
10. had someone sneak into your room.
TOTAL: 9
1. snuck into someone else's room.
2. had a crush on your best friend.
3. been to a concert.
4. dry-humped someone.
5. been called a slut.
6. called someone a slut.
7. installed speakers in your car.
8. broken a mirror.
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house.
10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 9
1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaraunt without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
TOTAL: 8
1. owned/rented an apartment.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. cheated with someone.
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harrassed.
10. been verbally harrassed.
TOTAL: 9
1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 12 hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 12 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
TOTAL: 8
ALL TOTAL: 64
10-20= Goodie goodie
21-30= A little rebelious
31-40= Getting hot baby
41-50= Rebel
51-60= Bad girl/boy
61-70= Bitch
71-80= Can’t believe you made it this far
81-90= Damn
91-100= Fucking bad ass
1. If a policeman told you today that you got someone pregnant, what would you say?
its not mine
2. Do you trust all of your friends?
my good friends
3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
yes
4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
yup
5. Can you make a dollar in change right now?
with my whole lotta pennies, yuuhh
6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
none haha
7. Are you afraid of falling in love?
who isnt?
9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
yuhhh
10. Whats your most favorite scar?
too many to count.
11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
never have
12. Do you have regrets?
dont regret anything, wouldnt be who i am today
13. Have you had a boyfriend before?
yuuh , what great times :/
14. Fill in the blank. I love:
pot.
15. What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
to go somewhere in life
16. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call?
i doubt i would remember any numbers , but my mom ?
17. How many kids do you want to have?
two .
18. Would you make a good parent?
imma be a great parent
19. Where was your default picture taken?
on kristas phone
20. Whats your middle name?
Kiyoko
21. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
Criminal Minds !
22. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
i cant go back , so whats the point in thinking about it
23. Who was or will be the maid of honor/best man in your wedding?
Brie , Krista , Kayla come to the top of my head
24. What are you wearing right now?
slippers , tshirt , leggings.
25. Righty or Lefty?
righty
26. Best place to eat?
white spot !
27. Favorite jeans?
light blue ones
28. Favorite animal?
kittens !
29. Favorite juice?
ice tea
30. Have you had the chicken pox?
yes .
31. Have you had a sore throat?
yes .
32. Ever had a bar fight?
when im legal , fuck yes.
33. Who knows you the best?
if i barely know myself, how the hell are others
34. Shoe size?
6-7
35. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
none .
36. Have you ever gotten in a fight with your pet?
fuck yes .
37. Been to Mexico?
nope
38. Did you buy something today?
does weed count ?
39. Did you get sick today?
does being hungover count ?
40. Do you miss someone today?
yuhhh
41. Did you get in a fight with someone today?
no, thankgod.
42. When is the last time you had a massage?
too long
44. Last person to see/hear you cry?
errrr , good question.
45. Who made you cry?
none of cho buisness
46. What was the last TV show you watched?
Criminal Minds !
47. What are your plans for the weekend?
weeknds over , weekends only consist of drinking.
48. Who do you think will repost this?
who ever wants to
49. Who was the last person you hung out with?
Krista and Kam
50. Who was the last person you hugged?
Krista
51. If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you do ?
Send them to the crazy ward
16 things to do in WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code blue' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Remember when
getting high meant
swinging at the playground,,
the worst thing you
could get from boys were cooties,,
your worst enemies were your siblings,,
mom was the prettiest girl you knew,,
dad was the coolest guy ever,,
race issues were who ran the fastest,,
war was a card game,,
the only drugs you
knew were cough medicine,,
wearing skirts meant you
were a princess, not a slut,,
the only thing that hurt was paper cuts
and skinned knees,,
but all we wanted
to do was grow up
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
REAL FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
Peace, Pot, Tequila shot, Jesus loves you, stoned or not.
Sex, drugs, rock & roll, Speed, weed, birth control.
Lifes a bitch, then you die, So fuck the world, lets get high.
We are stoners, we have class, Dont fuck with us, we'll kick your ass.
So all you preps who think you're cool, Go to hell, cause stoners rule!
Weed is a seed that grows in the ground, If God didn't want it,
it wouldn't be found. So be happy, smoke some pot,
Jesus I love you, stoned or not!