The Ten Commandments of Pot

1. The Golden Rule works for pot:
If a friend has nothing to smoke and you do, smoke them up.
If you've got munchies and drink and they don't, let them have a bit of yours.

2. Left-Hand Rule: Always pass to the left.
That way if you're driving in a car, The Driver doesn't have to reach behind him to grab the joint.

3. He who rolls a joint gains automatic sparking privileges.
If he rolls a nice joint, tell him so.
If he does not wish to spark, he may pass the privilege to someone else.

4. Never complain about somebody else's weed.
They didn't have to include you...
Don't knock it free pot is good pot.

5. Never turn down a toke, unless you are too stoned (hey it happens).
Pity he who is too stoned.

6. Valid Medical Patients
A Valid Medical Patient does have the right to smoke alone.
If they feel they do not have enought to share.
Remember it's their medicine.

7. A match is a match:
Try never to match pinners to anything bigger, its just impolite.
Come to think of it, never roll a pinner.
If you absoultely must roll a pinner due to lack of pot, apologize
apologize profusely.

8. Always:
Declare a bowl cashed if you think it is.
Reload

9. The person who brought the bud picks the music.

10. The little things that kill:
Never miss 4:20.

Well they done put you on a track with a well known trap and
Hell, I'm well known myself so I might as well trap withcha
Shit can get crazy dawg, I hope you brought your strap withcha
I'm a cop killin crack dealer, this ain't just no rap nigga
Well they done put you on a track with a well known trap and
Hell, I'm well known myself so I might as well trap withcha
Shit can get crazy dawg, I hope you brought your strap withcha
I'm a cop killin crack dealer, this ain't just no rap nigga


Well first of all, I'm that nigga that's moving that work for y'all
I'm the one you call who got it all, X, dro, par, salt
I gotta get it now nigga and don't count on cost
Cause the way I'm feelin nigga, I wanna take it all
Fa Real Shawty
What Up Nigga?
Pump your breaks, slow your roll dude
What?
If you want the real money, you gotta lose the attitude
Nigga, what type of shit is you on
Don't be talkin all god damn reckless on my phone
Well I'm just saying though, I'm just telling you what I stand for
We both grown men so just gimme what I ask for
I never asked your ass for a half of
Nothing, cause I already have what they ask for
Your mouth too fly dawg, Plus your numbers too high dawg
So why even try dawg, I'm getting money, you just getting by dawg
Whatchu mean nigga? I fuck hoes too
My niggaz bringing them bummas in truck loads too
Yea, I ain't but 19 nigga but I'm no joke
Ain't nann no nigga try to fuck me cause I know coke
Believe that bullshit if you wanna
Word boy, I shot at em and they hotter than a sauna
And watch your tone, we gonna be heard
And one more thing, don't ever use that c-word
Ay, come on man, I'm from the West Side
I think you already know that we on it man
We getting dough boy, we moving blow boy
And we's hotter than the stove in 94 boy
Ay, that might be true
But I ain't worried bout them, I'm trying to help you
It ain't about whose damn bread is longest
It's about who can stay out on these streets the longest
Ay, cause one slip and you outta here
Won't be back til them damn Duck Dodgers years
I tell you what? Gimme what you think I outta have
Watch how I have them fiends asking for your autograph