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Lasst Night.
Last night was absolutley amazing!
Making mashed potatoes and salmon
at 1 in the morning and running across the
street with no shoes on to watch movies
at the neighbors house.

''Joce: Why is there a spoon on the floor... I don't understand!
-20minutes later-
Jenn: I know why there is a spoon on the floor.
Joce: Why?
Jenn: because there is a pudding cup 2 feet away from it."


"Joce: Why is there pudding? Oh i mean Spoon.
-Jenn and Joce burst out laughing-
-Guy at the end of Thriller starts laughing-
Joce: OMG hes laughing with us!"

One of the best nights ever!
I love you man.


 

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Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

 

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Jenn: What are your top bands or whatever?
Joce: Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Eric Clapton; you know? And Lady GaGa!
Jenn: *bursts out laughing*


Joce: Well FUCK YOU!
*Right when the music stops*
Jenn: Fine...
Joce: DON'T LEAVE ME!!! ....That was embarassing.... BE THERE FOR ME!!! BE THERE FOR ME!
 

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Lmao.
''Kyrstin: Errr.. This is Hard!
Joce: How hard? Hard like a rock, when you make that pussy pop!
*Kyrstin and Jenn Burst out laughing.*''
 

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And you can't see me wantin' you the way you want her
But you are everything to me.

 

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Joce: *trying to scream like Brokencyde*
Jen: Man, doesn't your mom get mad?
Joce: She's at work.
Jen: Lucky! I can't scream when Survivor's on...
 

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Jen: So, good news... and bad news.
Joce: Mhmm?
Jen: Good news; Best sex ever. Bad news; we have aids!

Jen: Why would they name their band Cream, like really.
Joce: Coz they're THAT good.
Jen: What?

Joce: I dare you to dip your pizza in sweet and sour sauce.
Jen: Hmm. Okay!
Joce: I love how you hesitated as if 'Oh, whats in it for me? Nothing, you're on!'
Jen: Shut up. *Tries it* Eww, sick!!! Sick, fuckk. That only belongs on chicken! That only belongs on chicken! Joce, try it.
Joce: Ew, no.
Jen: Try it!
Joce: Okay. *Tries it* Hmm, not bad. *Eats more*
 

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Friday the 13th With Kyrstin, Joce and Laura,
It Was Awesome!
 

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''Joce*Reading Kyrstins shirt.* Bang..Bang..Your Dead.
Jenn: BANG BANG! YOUR DEAD!
Kyrstin: I SAID WHAT TIME IS IT?!?!
Joce&Jenn: What?...''
 

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Fuuckk!!
 

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Honestly,
Stop being a Bitch.
None of this was about you...
 

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You need to face the truth..
 

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Wow.
No need to Flip A fucking Lid.
 

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*Joce and Jenn using Ouji board*
Jenn: Who blew out the candles,
Who blew out the candles,Who blew out the candles.
Joce: No dude, you have to ask it if its
ready to answer questions..
Jenn: Oh sorry, sorry im sorry, are you ready
to answer questions?
Joce: You just apologized to a board!!


*Joce burns her hand.*
Joce: AAHHH FUCK, FUCK!
*Jenn Burst out laughing.
Jenn: Im sorry for Lahahahahahahaughing

Joce:My thumb is on fire right now.
Jenn: Awwwe Jenn.
Joce: Thats your name....
Jenn: Oh, I thoughts just what we called eachother.

 

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