instructions:
write fifteen statements,
intended to different people.
never tell which one is to who.

1, iv known u since grade 2 i love u, u pro wrestler haha, wow i dont even knwo where to satrt weve had so many good times with snow, summer, nandos youth group oh my, lol u cutie haah absolute BFF

2.omg ur so friggen funny lmfao we go camping to cultus every year so much fun, lol so many good memories i love u BFF

3.haha i met u like 2 years ago and this year we got so close going to see grease and having our sleepovers, plannign surprise parties and sweet 16's and going to _____ house fun stuff haha BFF

4.omg i cant stand u ur so annoying, u think everyone likes u ... but no one does ok, ur such a fucking idiot

5. ur one of the funniest people ive ever met, u make me laugh like theres no tmo ,greek god ,lmao when i slept over we plaeyd that mash game fro hours hah u make the best food BFF

6.you really need to get over things

7. omg i dont even know where to start we had 6 sleepovers in a row and it was so much fun lmao going to balmoral, spring break was unforgetable meeting guys in starbucks adn talkign about flood pants BFF

8.ive known u for so long, way to many memories ur the nicest guy ive ever met

9.i really dont like u, ur extremely two faced

10. hahah i love how u seem so innocent but then when im talkign to u ur not at all ahha wow u and i could go on forever about #4 haha we became good frends this year i love yah.

11. aww u were my neighbour when we were like 5 years old haha i was sucha bitch though but i fricken love u now ur so funny and u make me laugh so hard we told luc and david that u had three toes and so they jumped on ur foot and i lovehow ur so mean to mark ahah and so many more i cant type them all.

12. u can be a bitch but i still love ya

13. i miss u so much, i havent seen u in forever

14.OMG i fricken love u , when we went to playland and we saw so many fat ass marathon runners lmao and when u jumped into the boat ahead of us on the log ride to get away from those guys

15.i fricken hate u, u get mad at people for no reason

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ever get the feeling time goes by too fast ?
well....
last year was the greatest year of soccer ever
and i will never forget it and the people on it
it was unforgetable
every person on that team was special in there own way
and everyone got along so well
we were all great frends,
the team gave me so much confidence
and we all improved so much
at times it was very emotional
for example the semi finals u guys all know what im talking about!
but it just showed how well we played together
and that we didnt give up even though everything was going the opposite way
we all still tried our hardest
thats why we were so good
cus we always tried our best no matter wat
never foget it
i luv u all so much
:love:

-our friends: shuffly, yanker, back-pants, HALLO!, crater, turkey!!, guy that walked face first into a wall, woman who stops on stairs and nods her head to us as if she understands that we are laughing at her, the girl that almost opened the door when the lady was in there taking a piss
-"YUH!! COURSHE! HAVE A NICE DAAAAYY!"
-"i dont wanna heya, i dont wanna knoooooowww"
-freaky people that asked us:" hey do you think my boyfriend is hott???" UM no you retarded ass fucking freakazoid. your boyfriend is like 52.
-our afternoon in the chiropractor. HAHlmao that girl came out of the washroom with a brown bag....we know what that means!
-laura's retarded impression of retard.
-OUR FAT-ASS SONG:
her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they cant fit 'cause she's full of lard, damn right, they can't fit 'cause she's FAT, she's a fat-ass, yo, hella hella hella hella fat ass ,yo. she has more rolls than a bakery, dah dah dah daaaah...hahaha....that she's fat!1!!... she calls him up on his cell to chill, and he does, he sees right through her peach fuzz!
-Penis Game:
"penis in my pants"
"hahaha!"
"penis in another guy's ass!"
"EW YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKER."
-Cow Story:
"And there it was, danglin' in the skyy! It was gloriously large! I leaned forward and took a goood loonnnggg suck. And I bit it right off! There was milk pourin' out of that udder like a waterfall!"
-"Your change it 15 cent- saank youuu."
"oh, you're giving this to-saank youuu."
"is that all for you toda-saank youuu."
-weird janitor
Him: "Hello Ladies!!!"
Us: *walking away* "Um hi.."
Him: "Are you looking for someone??"
Us: *walking away really fast* "no."
Him: "Beautiful sunshine, isn't it?"
Us: *practically running away* "uhh yup.."
-basketball kid, Baby Shaq
-You-Know-Who's Dumpster House/Shack/Box
-Date-Movie "HEY IT"S R...!!!"
-eating smarties and M&M's, drinking milk till we almost puked.
-our dance, "Boy From New York City"
"He makes me feel so fi-yi-yi-yiiinee!!!"
-Our mannequin with curly bangs in Hairstyling!
-Water Wars in hairstyling...accidentally getting *S* wet.
-Taking pics in London Drugs
-Hiding from Crazy Couple in different places
-Paul
-Playing in French Emersion playground
-Our fort in Laura's room
-Sending messages to eachother on Nexopia while sitting in the same room
-Our Question game:
"What's up?"
"Why do you care whats up?"
"Why shouldn't i care whats up?"
-"What Would You Do If..."/"What If..."
-Talking on our cell phones till 1:30 a.m.
-"OW OW", our butt workout
-Having 5 sleepovers in a row
-Bra-less retard picking her nose! SICK.
-Making up abusive names with Tyler
(retarded princess bitch, autistic maid whore, geek.)
-translating guys to our own language
-telling C that Grace works as a stripper
-Being Half Balmoral, Half Carson
-English (Ms. Barsallo lmao fat midget), Choir (Robotic Ms. Warren) and Science (Where we first started being friends)
-Quote from MSG
"He's being mean! He can just go fingerbang his cat who has raybeas."
-Playing our gameboys, yeahh...we cool.
-Making fun of random people on the street
-Stress Balls...shaped like penises.
-Fat 12 year old, we know who that is.
-calling eachother names
-"To The Beat of My Teat"
-Eating Kimchi Race
-Our friend with the leather pants in Starbucks
-"DAAAYUUUMMMMMM!!! He's FINEEE!!!"
-Laura telling Grace to be quiet and then Laura not shutting up for hours
-Best friends if people ask, cousins when we're out, and sisters when we're together.

friends forever and ever. Y

[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you date me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you