SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6.HOCKEY is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. curling is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have colured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
26. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
27. And we don't bomb our allies.
28.And our elections only take one day.
29. we really cool
30.WE'RE FUCKING CANADIAN, WHAT ELSE!!!!
Pass this on if you are proud to be Canadian

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R.I.P Grandma, shaw january 26 08

R.I.P Uncle, Sheldon december 2 07

put this in your profile if someone you know
has died or is suffering from cancer.

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RED NECK PICK UP LINES

*1) Did you fart?*
*cuz you blew me away.*

*2) Are yer parents retarded?*
*cuz ya sure are special.*

*3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .*
*I can't hold it in.*

*4) Do you have a library card?*
*cuz I'd like to sign you out.*

*5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?*
*cuz I can see myself in em.*

*6) If you was a tree & I were a Squirrel,*
*I'd store my nuts in yer hole.*

*7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,*
*but beauty's only a light switch away.*

*8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"*
*Woman - "WHAT?"*
*Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."*

*9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,*
*but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.*

*10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?*
*I think he went inta this cheap motel room.*

*11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.*

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,*
*we kin sleepin til afternoon.*

*and.... the best for last!*

*13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,*
*every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.*

The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.