TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE A SOCCER PLAYER[me]
1.playing rough is their fravorite thing to do
2.they are used to scoring
3.they can double team
4.they'll make you scream for more
5.getting dirty and sweating is no problem
6.they have excellent ball handling skills
7.they'll play anywhere and enytime
8.they can go for 90 minutes in at leasr 11 different positions
9.kicking ass is the same as smacking it
10.they're always on top of the their game
*imagine what happens when TWO SOCCER PLAYERS GET TOGETHER...
hahaha sucks for you if u dont date a soccer player lol

>...how sex starts
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>...a smile leads to a laugh
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>...a laugh leads to a high 5
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>...a high 5 leads to a hug
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>...a hug leads to a kiss
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>...a kiss leads 2 makeout
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>...a makeout leads 2 finger
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>...a finger leads to a hand
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>...a hand leads to a lick
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>...a lick leads to a suck
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>...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
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>...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
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>...u add the bed
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>..subtract the clothes
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>...divide the legs
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>...leave your solution
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>...and pray you dont multiply
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>post this right after u read it,
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>something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.
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>Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
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>Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
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>If you post this in 15 mins, your safe.
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>Something good will happen tonight at 1:11a.m !