Okay well
Here is a big thing about how sweeet everything is right now.
Allright so my Fuhzha is getting married on Sunday to a really awesome person, Clare, and Clare has a sweet sister, Orladh, and that's just sweet all together, haha a step mom, CRAYYYYZZZYY! anyways, yeah that's sweet because Clare's cool, and so is Orladh, and my fuhzha, not so much, but hopefully they can knock some cool into him
. Lets see, they are having there wedding in VEGAS! And what do you know?!?! I'm going! yay! Vegas. Andd that's just sweet. My Fuhzha's ex gf was pretty cool too, but, things weren't so well, I'm happy that my Fuhzha's with Clare.. sweet sweet swwwweett. AND I am going on my trampoline, do you know how sweet that is? It's a trampoline, that's so cool, you jump, and then you land, and then you jump TEN TIMES HIGHER THAN YOU CAN NORMALLY JUMP ON NORMAL SOLID GROUND!! I mean how cool is that? What a good question! It's very cool! And you can jump and land on your back, without killing yourself! and you can land on your stomache too! And it doesn't hurt like a belly flop in a pool, because? you ask? because it's a trampoline you dumbass. AND you can dance on it. that's cool, you can fall on your back and then on your way up, pull only the middle of your body up, and it looooksss sweet as hell! and yeah.! AND! you can run and jump and roll onto your trampoline, you can't run and jump and roll onto your... bathrub now can you? nope that would hurttttt! And my puuuupppy, he's a gay piece of shit, because he chewed my metallica, pantera and kiss patch, and I wanted to kill him, but he's so fucking funny outside! I will be on my trampoline ! SHIT I threw his toy on the roof ! and he won't be able to catch me so he freaks out and runs alll around the trampoline and he goes so goddamned fast that it's like in credible! and one day I will record it, it is so funny. And then he gets all hyper, so I run around the trampoline, and he's in front of me running because he thinks I'm chasing him, and then he relizes I'm not, and run a different way, so I high speed juump off my trampoline and chase him aroun the yard, I mean, you should see, this high speed jump. alright? It's like holy crap! I mean, from the center of the trampoline, I will wait until he stops for two seconds then jump and then on the way back up from the first jump I will push off and jump off the trampoline to where he is, and he will FREAK! and I will chase him alllll around the yard, and that thing is like a bullet, it was so funny because today I was watching him runn, and he was going so fast he was kicking up huge things of dirt! it was so great. and then that goddamn thing is so small and he ran under a bush while I was chasing him, but I was too close behind him to relize I was going to ctrash into the biggest bush in my yard so I jumped it, it was amazing A bush you guys, a bush a big fat one. I cleared that thing, and kept chasing him, and then that;s great. so then yeah music was going the whole time it was wicked awesome. I jumped a bush guys. a bush. anyways. yeah my fuhzha is getting married, FINALLY! hahaha but not actyually I'm glad it took him this long to find someone, maybe, he just knew this was the right one hey? sweet, I hope it lasts Clare is really sweet. and anyways, what else is good? oh yess! and mister Michael Bridge is the greatest guy ever! and bought ME! and .. hIM! IRON MAIDEN TICKETS! I'm going to die, Iron Maiden HDJKSFDSLKFs Iron Maiden holy craparoo Iron Maiden.. uhhh, I love him like tenn times more tha nyou do, make that seven kajillion nine margerine twelve jillion and seventy eight million kajillion times mroe than you, actually. Because he's just the greatest person out there, ever ever ever ever, nanner nanner nanner, he's so sweet, and such a cutiehead, awawawaw he's so cute! I looove him this much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... times four, and I want to be with him this long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! times like two huindred million because he's just that great! I'm going to be with him foreverandeverandever, lol, at least I hope I am. I hope I am like times two hundred. he's minee! and not yours! I'm glad Malika threatened him everyday with him life or... balls. or probably dick, hahaha Malika.. you silly girl, anywayss, yeah it's our annniiiverrrsary soooon! it will be onee year, not shitty OMG OMG one week LETS CELEBRATE shitty anniverasrys. ours is better! I made a cardd neener neener neeeeener, I like it!. it's gay, but I like it. hmm hmm hmmm my kitty is sooo cute, she mows, and she will mowmowmowmowmowmowmow when I have food and she will eat my hamburger.. and that hhas nothing to do with anything anyways, yeah life is good, I GOT A NEW CDDDD PINKKK FLOYDDDDD! I love Pink Floyd more than you do! and the beatles AND iron maiden nanananananananana boobbooo and anyway yeah yeah yeah yeah I HAVE A CELL PHONE isn't that sweet it's cool too, except I wanna stop texting people as much ,because I coudld live with out it, and I don't wanna mess it up and owe like seven million dollars. so yeah it's pretty cool what else is cool Oh yeah I get to go to queeeeeens of the stone age! sweet hey haha you're not going, but I am neener nneenerne nernernenrenenr, and yeah it'll be sweet, I also get to amke 1111111111111160 dollars except with only one 1 not a jillion, and I will be working at some open house for like four hours doing henna for little lame kids, and it will be lame ,and I won't have to be good at it, because they're kids, they would like a line if I told them it was a magic line, and I will be making 40 dollars an hour how sweet is that? it's very sweet I love it, and yeah, my friends are sweet, Kary and isaac are going good finalyl everything is sorted out, hahaha isaac, Kary is like one of my only friend friends in asia and yeah and I went so america a while ago and tehre wasthese candies and I was going to buy them because they were called mike and ike's and I laguhed and I was going to buy some for michael and kary and me, and be like haha mike and ike mike is my man and ike is your man! kary's like that,... she would've laughed, and then I would've gotten one for michael and I would've been like, you see, you and isaac are ment to be best friend, ut's just ment to be. and he would've been like yea righ ,and I would've beaten him up, except I wouldn't of, because I've decided it's really mean when I beat him up, and if it leaves my knuckles bruised the next day, that it probably hurts, lol. so yeah that's it, I like to jump do do do do do dooo do do do do dooo DO DO DO DO DOOO DO DO DO DO DO JUMP! on my trampoline!
