[Kiss him, diss him, screw him, ditch him.
It's not like you would ever miss him,
Get him work him up, then tell em you're through,
Sorry boys, girls can be playas too]
Soo I'm gonna give you a little 5 min info sesh here of what I'm not down with.
Don't message me if you haven't hit puberty.
Don't message me if you're old enough to be my dad.
Don't message me if all you have to say to me is"Hey sexy can I have your msn? You have a cam?"
Don't message me if you don't have any pics.
And if you do end up messaging me, after clearly not reading this part, then kick rocks!
Don't be expecting a reply, or if you do end up getting one, pretty sure you'll recieve a bitchy msg back
