`Brandon.Watson`
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" Hockey Players"
The best kind of people in the world. The cockiest, the toughest, most talented group of athletes in history. We will booze at least 2 times a week and still be commited. Not afraid to live the dream until there 30 then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us, guys want to be us. We are the soul of the universe.
Here's to...
the stars in the show and the guys going to the show
the boys in junior living the dream
and the die hards lighting up the beer leagues.
Here's to...
the snipers, the playmakers, the grinders, the fighters
the power forwards, the blue chip d-men, the bottle fillers
the men between the pipes, the men behind the bench, and the boys in the box.
Here's to...
sniping ginos, chizzling apples, throwing a cross ice sauce, undressing tendies
banging home rebounds, making big glove saves, and burying OT winners.
dirty dangles, sick toe drags, backhand toe drags, spin-o-ramas,
bar and ins, top cheese, One-Tees, snappers and clappers, big-time celly's,
poke-checks, flashin leather, pad-stacks, big hits and hip-checks, train tracks,
and toe-to-toe tillies
Here's to...
long bus trips, the early morning practices, the bag-skates,
the battles in the corners, the bad dental, the sweet flow,
the playoff beards, the tears, the laughs, the team shakers,
the beauties wheeling hot broads, and the gongers wheeling swampers.
Here's to...
the wins, losses, and ties, the end-to-end overtimes,
the gruelling training camps, the pre-season exies,
the regular season battles, the playoff wars, and raising the cup.
And...
Here's to anyone who knows what all this means...
hockey's unreal.
The best kind of people in the world. The cockiest, the toughest, most talented group of athletes in history. We will booze at least 2 times a week and still be commited. Not afraid to live the dream until there 30 then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us, guys want to be us. We are the soul of the universe.
Here's to...
the stars in the show and the guys going to the show
the boys in junior living the dream
and the die hards lighting up the beer leagues.
Here's to...
the snipers, the playmakers, the grinders, the fighters
the power forwards, the blue chip d-men, the bottle fillers
the men between the pipes, the men behind the bench, and the boys in the box.
Here's to...
sniping ginos, chizzling apples, throwing a cross ice sauce, undressing tendies
banging home rebounds, making big glove saves, and burying OT winners.
dirty dangles, sick toe drags, backhand toe drags, spin-o-ramas,
bar and ins, top cheese, One-Tees, snappers and clappers, big-time celly's,
poke-checks, flashin leather, pad-stacks, big hits and hip-checks, train tracks,
and toe-to-toe tillies
Here's to...
long bus trips, the early morning practices, the bag-skates,
the battles in the corners, the bad dental, the sweet flow,
the playoff beards, the tears, the laughs, the team shakers,
the beauties wheeling hot broads, and the gongers wheeling swampers.
Here's to...
the wins, losses, and ties, the end-to-end overtimes,
the gruelling training camps, the pre-season exies,
the regular season battles, the playoff wars, and raising the cup.
And...
Here's to anyone who knows what all this means...
hockey's unreal.
HOCKEY PLAYERS
The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the
world. Will do anything just to be able to tell his teammates a
great story in the dressing room. Live the dream until they are 35
then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be
us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on
the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing
else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is being a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...
your world is absolutely perfect for the next couple
hours. Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, living on the
road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, going top cheese,
countless hours of practice, bag skates, puking, thousands of
dollars, dangling d-men(yea ok), end to end rushes, BIG HITS, broken twigs,
new skates, packing bombs, DROPPING THE MITS, wheelin' broads,
coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name,
the word "fuck", pick up, tape to tape sauce, let downs, miracles,
and most of all - the game of Hockey. Why?
Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard
we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head,
while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings,
Friday nights, Saturday evenings, BROKEN BONES, torn muscles and
deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our
adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party
in the locker room is second to none, because you're invincible
once you step on the ice, because one shot can make you smile all
night, sniping the twine, backy shelf where momma keeps the peanut
butter, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates
carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to
skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the
cologne of our accomplishment. Why?
Why would someone push themselves so hard the uneducated pussies
always ask? HOUSE LEAGUE, A, AA, AAA, JR.A, WHL, US COLLEGE,
PRO. It's never been for the fucking money, it's not for the
girls, and it's not for the fame. 'The Boys' play because...... WE
LOVE IT!!!!
The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the
world. Will do anything just to be able to tell his teammates a
great story in the dressing room. Live the dream until they are 35
then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be
us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on
the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing
else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is being a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...
your world is absolutely perfect for the next couple
hours. Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, living on the
road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, going top cheese,
countless hours of practice, bag skates, puking, thousands of
dollars, dangling d-men(yea ok), end to end rushes, BIG HITS, broken twigs,
new skates, packing bombs, DROPPING THE MITS, wheelin' broads,
coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name,
the word "fuck", pick up, tape to tape sauce, let downs, miracles,
and most of all - the game of Hockey. Why?
Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard
we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head,
while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings,
Friday nights, Saturday evenings, BROKEN BONES, torn muscles and
deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our
adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party
in the locker room is second to none, because you're invincible
once you step on the ice, because one shot can make you smile all
night, sniping the twine, backy shelf where momma keeps the peanut
butter, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates
carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to
skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the
cologne of our accomplishment. Why?
Why would someone push themselves so hard the uneducated pussies
always ask? HOUSE LEAGUE, A, AA, AAA, JR.A, WHL, US COLLEGE,
PRO. It's never been for the fucking money, it's not for the
girls, and it's not for the fame. 'The Boys' play because...... WE
LOVE IT!!!!
10 Reasons To Date a Hockey Player:
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5 . They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because soccer players only know how to hit balls
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5 . They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because soccer players only know how to hit balls