Life is so meaningless right now



I need a purpose
hacked this guy is like realy sweet if u have to fuck with him ill fucking kill u all
cause no 1 messes with him
oh yea and the trunk ride was funny
~sweetshit~





bored much

Why men can’t win
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it’s favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.

If you cry, you’re a wimp.
If you don’t, you’re insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination.
If she asks you, it’s a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain.
If you don’t, you’re a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.
If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re an egotist.
If you’re not, you’re not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she’s tired.
If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around

So, let's say that “theoretically,”

I really like you, and “theoretically,”

even though it sounds moronically cliché and overused,

you give me butterflies. And, just for kicks ,

let's add that—all in theory of course—

you may be one of the most wonderful people I have ever met.

and hypothetically, my heart beats ten times faster when I see

you. Do you think that you would suppossedly
(and in the most theoretical sense) feel the same way?