91% of nexopia are emo butterface FUCKIN' CLOWNZ, if you are one of the 9% that has remained G, COPY 2 YO PiZzAGE PLAYA!!






[/color][/center][/size]

If YoU HaVe EveR PuSheD oN A DoOr ThAt SAiD 'PULL', CoPY aNd PaStE ThiS iNtO YoUR pRoFiLe!

** THE** RIZZ **

im G'd up frum the feet up , Alan eat up, Corey got tha heat?" yup",
Cuz im pickin up some boulders an we gonna fuck the streetz up,
Rollin weed up, servin fiends up, if u need up then jus speak up so u can melt some rocks an tweek up,
The few that try ta sneak up, betta pick ya fuckin feet up, cuz i'm comin ta smash ya beak up, ya your lucky ur only beat up,
Cuz my homie C-Bo iz just itchin ta cock tha hammer back an let it go,
On a joe,a muthafuckin Crackhead Hoe
u want it fast? we doin it slow, rippin the nails off ya toes, So whos the next on our show ...........I thot so....

That's just sum fuckin shit i wrote Last Winter when i wuz all fucked up....

<3

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great...................................Fa Kin Su Pah


iRoNiC....this gave me goosebumps....
One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The
boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."


This Too...
a girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. Im scared
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself Its bugging me
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
2 people were on it but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke but he didn't want to let the girl know.
Instead he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If there's anyone you love this much put this in your profile



Rezpektz
put this in your profile if someone you know


is suffering or has passed from cancer.


R.I.P Grandma

FROM A GUY'S POINT OF VIEW :
We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get

a
little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU!

DON'T "FEEL BAD"

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and

say "thank you."

Kiss us when no

one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.



You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.



Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.

on the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH THE FUCKIN GOOF, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH RESPECT.


Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.



Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..



........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

*****Give the nice guys a chance*****