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Best Song EVER!!!
 

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hahaha this guy is good
 

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- Percy Marshall
1% of him was sane, rendering the remaining 99% insane.
 

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I Just Love The Little MAfucka
Woke up this morning, already waiting for tonight to go out and get some riding in. it was way too hot to go during the day, so i just waited and waited . i even took a nap , finally the time had come 8:30 sharp i pealed out to esso to get a monster. go to my spot, and people are already showing up and being dropped off for a feild party . doesnt phase me i just get to riding. my bikes being a bitch as usual, my crank arms loose again. almost every single spoke on my back wheel is loose so i waste about 10 minutes tightening every little nipple . anyways all these people start walking by me and this part i dont really like cause i want to be a nice guy but i have my music on so never can tell if there talking to me or not , so i never respond to them, if they are talking to me im just like a robot doing tricks i really dont pay any attention to them. and im not out there trying to impress people im trying to learn new stuff and so im constantly bailing off my bike, and i start to get pretty frustrated with some of these tricks and my bitch of a bike isnt helping much. so all these people walking by are just watching me jump off my bike over and over and over again but i always land on my feet so its not too embarresing. Basically my spot is a road connecting to parkinglots at a school. and people always come to the parking lot to smoke, and like have car sex and shit, it gets pretty scetchy at night but its not like winnepeg or anything . anyways this one guy drives up and parks his car along all the parking slots, hes a scruffy looking guy, kinda like a mexicasa style going and he gets out and just watches me for about 5 minutes i was staring him down lettin him know yeah i see you essay so hes just standing there smoking a cigarette walking around, but he never took his eyes off me. kinda creepy . he gets back in his car and drives off. so i just keep riding about an hour goes by and i see this flash of light in the corner of my eye. i look around and Holy Sheep Shit im surrounded by lightning, every where i look theres flashes. that pissed me off, i had been waiting all day to go out riding and i only get 1 good hour DAMNIT i still had some monster even. i really wanted to stay out there but i wanted more, to not get struck by lightning . so i chug my monster and book it home, realizing because my spokes were so loose now my wheel is all crooked, so my bike is slightly jerking to the left and right , its one of the weirdest feelings. so i make it home and then the lightning really kicks in its booming right on top of the house, scary stuff, it lights up the whole back path witch is usually pitch black. and i return to the issue of my back wheel being crooked. i take a look at it and realize i have no idea what to do, and i dont want to wreck it more so for now its out of commission. but the moral of this story is mother nature will rape you when you least expect it, like in a dark alley at night ... in winnepeg.
 

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AmAZiNGLY Simple Home Remedies.
*Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

*Avoid Arguments With The Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. (please dont take this one seriously hahaha)

*For high blood pressure sufferes: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

*A mouse trap placed on your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

*If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

*You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. if it doesnt move and should, use WD-40. If it shouldnt move and does, use duct tape.

*If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

* DAILY THOUGHT
- Some people are like slinkies; not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
 

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hahaha
Make a man a Fire and he's warm until it goes out.
Light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
 

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HAHAHA J DAWG
"MATT...-Thoughts: Got Pot? says:
ive never been to jasper
JDog says:
what are u serious?
JDog says:
o we'll change that
"MATT...-Thoughts: Got Pot? says:
yeah man i want to shoot a mountain goat though
JDog says:
ahahah
JDog says:
thats illegal in the park man
"MATT...-Thoughts: Got Pot? says:
if you get caught hahahaha
JDog says:
i think anyway
JDog says:
u aint bringin the dead goat in my car
JDog says:
dont need it smellin like shit
"MATT...-Thoughts: Got Pot? says:
dont worry i'll eat it up in no time
JDog says:
ahahaha
JDog says:
what about the fur and the horns
JDog says:
and the bones haha
JDog says:
bury it?
"MATT...-Thoughts: Got Pot? says:
no man seell them to the natives for gas money
JDog says:
lmfao
 

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hahahaha i love j dog
"MATT...-Thoughts: Got Pot? says:
have you been driving lots?
JDog says:
just started a couple weeks ago
JDog says:
still gotta lot to learn like parking and stuff but its comin along
"MATT...-Thoughts: Got Pot? says:
really
"MATT...-Thoughts: Got Pot? says:
man i drive all the time
JDog says:
do u ?
JDog says:
how
"MATT...-Thoughts: Got Pot? says:
well first you turn the keys
"MATT...-Thoughts: Got Pot? says:
then you put it in drive
"MATT...-Thoughts: Got Pot? says:
and giver
 

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playing games
"v v v vote to Skip" i hear in a little high pitch voice. as i immedietly reply
H H H Hit Puberty. as everyone who can, starts laughing. hahahahaha

pretty sure that kid is still wondering what puberty is.
 

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA


i cried the first time i saw this watch it hahahha
 

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Them Fly Boys
 

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XO
 

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Unforgivable hahahahaha


Watch this its hilarious.
 

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Percy Marshall


He's The funniest guy on the planet