If i could tell you one thing, I would have to be that i love hearing your voice & that your smile happens to brighten my entire day.
C.D.
The Rebellious Teen Purity Test
100 questions. Add up your "yes"
Scoring is at the end of the test.
Sex
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?: yes
The same sex? : yes
Someone you weren't in a relationship with? yes
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex'?: yes
To both genders?: no
Had sex in a public place?: yes
Have you cheated on someone?: yes
Cheated with someone?: yes
Looked at/bought/DL'd/watched porn? no
Do you take birth control/carry condoms around?: no
TOTAL: 7
Drugs
Have you smoked cigarettes more than once?: yes
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia?: yes
Used hard drugs? Like, Coke, Heroin and Meth? no
Used needle drugs or inhalants?: no
Used prescription pills to get high?: no
Bought drugs?: yes
Sold drugs?: no
Introduced someone else to their first drug?: yes
Overdosed?: yes
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?: no
TOTAL: 5
Rock N' Roll
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, grunge or hardcore often?: no
Have you taken shots?: yes
Have you thrown up from drinking?: yes
Have you passed out?: yes
Have you played drinking games?: yes
Was your first real drink before the age of 15? yes
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?: yes
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have sober?: yes
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?: yes
TOTAL: 8
Five-Finger Discounts & Mailbox Baseball
Have you shoplifted?: yes
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone's house?: yes
Used a fake ID?: no
Have you done real graffiti (other than bathroom stall notes)?: no
Any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?: no
Been naked or drunk (or both at once) in public?: yes
Are you/have you been in a street gang?: no
Packed a weapon?: no
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?: no
Ever been arrested?: yes
TOTAL: 4
A Disruption to Other Students
Have you failed a class?: yes
Been suspended?: yes
Been expelled?: no
Cut class?: yes
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, or vandalised their stuff?: yes
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it?: no
Held or participated in a protest at school?: no
Got into a fight at school?: yes
Done drugs at school?: no
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?: no
TOTAL: 5
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?: yes
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or unusual colours?: yes
Have you gotten any tattoos?: no
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?: no
Have you ever cut your own hair or shaved your head?: yes
Do/did you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you're male): yes
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunnyears, fangs, armwarmers)?: no
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, emo, artsy, hippie, etc? yes
Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?: no
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?: no
Do you break the school dress code often?: yes
TOTAL: 6
Shit Happens
Have you ever been in juvy or prison?: no
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?: no
Have you committed a violent crime?: no
Have you ever almost died?: yes
Do/did you have any mental illnesses?: no
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?: yes
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder? yes
Have you ever had a substance habit?: yes
TOTAL: 4
We're Very Disappointed In You, Son
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?: yes
Ever had a party while your parents were out?: no
Ever steal from your parents?: no
Ever crash your parents' car?: no
Run away?: yes
Been grounded for a month or more?: yes
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?: yes
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?: yes
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person?: yes
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?: yes
TOTAL: 7
Amateur Jackass
Ever skinnydipped?: yes
Set something large on fire?: no
Stapled yourself?: yes
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?: yes
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone?: no
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?: yes
Streaked?: no
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?: no
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?: yes
Set off illegal fireworks?: yes
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once? yes
TOTAL: 7
BIG TOTAL:53
now multiply your score by 2.
Find your score: 106%
0% - 10%: Impossible. I'm surprised you're even old enough to read this.
11% - 20%: Pretty damn innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21% - 30%: Pretty sheltered...you go to church, right?
31% - 40%: OK, this is acceptable - you might still be young. Go party.
41% - 50%: You've played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51% - 60% - There we go, you're the average rebellious teen.
61% - 70%: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71% - 80%: You're experienced in the art of rebelling, that's for sure.
81% - 90%: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down...
91% - 100 (or more)%: How on earth are you still alive?! You've actually done it
