how sex starts

a smile leads to a laugh

a laugh leads to a high 5

a high 5 leads to a hug

a hug leads to a kiss

a kiss leads to a make out

make out leads to a feel up

a feel up leads to a finger

a finger leads to a hand

a hand leads to a lick

a lick leads to a suck

a suck leads to a fuck.

So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

you add the bed

subtract the clothes

divide the legs

leave your solution

and pray you don't multiply



post this right after u read it.

something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.

Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!

Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.

If you post this in 15 minutes, your safe.

Something good will happen tonight at 11:11

New Poll...Do itt

THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY

1. Do you do drugs/drink every weekend?
yea lol

2. Is the last person you kissed a good kisser?
yes

3. Ever kissed somebody of the same sex?
yep

4. Would you ever get a piercing 'down there'?
nope

6. Is there someone you want to fight?
no lol i dont fight

7. Whos the one boy/girl you've ever fallen the hardest for?
people

8. Do you sing in the shower?
hell yess

9. Anything in your room your wouldn't want your parents to find?
nope... well yea but my mom doesn't care haha

10. What song would you want played at your funeral?
cant decide

11. Ever puked on somebody?
nopee

12. Ever been puked ON?
no but i had to clean the puke outta someones hair lol

14. Do you think anyone has a crush on you and is too afraid to tell you?
not sure

15. Have you ever had sex in a chair?
nopee

16. In a public place?
no

17. Have you ever bought anything from a sex shop?
no

18. Are you rascist?
no

19. Ever thought you might be gay?
noooo

20. Woke up without pants on and forgot what happened the night before?
to tell you the truth yea lol

21. Ever stolen something worth over 50$?
no

22. Ever considered cheating on your boyfriend/girlfriend?
no i would never do that

23. What's the most terrible thing you've ever done to someone?
not sure

24. Have you ever participated in an orgy?
no

25. Have you ever worn the same pair of underwear for longer than 3 days?
no

26. Do you think you'd make a good model?
not at all

27. Have you ever shouted the wrong name during sex?
no

28. Do you read Cosmopolitan?
once in a while

29. Do you ever wish you were the opposite sex?
yes sometimes

30. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
yepp lol

31. Do you ever think you're un-attractive?
sometimes depends on the day

32. If you got the chance to sleep with any celebrity who would it be?
haha well...

33. Have you ever written a romantic poem for somebody?
not really that romantic but sure. and i didnt read it to them

34. Has anyone ever made a poem for you?
no

35. Ever been suspended from school?
nope

36. When did you first start noticing the opposite sex?
middle school haha.

37. Have you ever injected a drug?
nooo

38. Would you ever actually kill somebody?
noo

39. What's the meanest thing anyone has ever said to you?
not sure

40. Do you ever act out of jealousy?
sometimes

41. Have you ever been paid to strip for somebody?
no

42. Have you ever kissed somebody with a name starting with "A", "K", or "L"?
yea

43. Pant size?
0

44. Do you take other people's secrets seriously?
sometimes

45. How many people in your life have told you they were IN love with you?
none

47. Have you ever made yourself throw up to get skinny?
noo

48. Have you ever done magic mushrooms?
yeaa!

49. Have you ever done meth?
nooo

51. Have you ever felt like you were being used?
yess

52. Do you own any pornography?
no

53. Have you ever forgotten to put on underwear and then worn a skirt?
no

54. Have you ever been "walked in on"?
not with sex but yeaa

55. Have you ever started a rumour about somebody?
no

56. Would you ever want to become a stripper?
yea well sorta lol

57. Do you think "that's what she said" jokes are funny?
some of them

58. Have you ever gotten a hickey somewhere other than your neck?
yea

59. Are you shy about your body?
sometimes

60. Have you ever madeout with a pillow?
noo

61. Have you ever given a lap dance?
yea

62. Your weirdest fetish?
dont have one

63. Favorite physical feature on yourself?
T n' A

64. Have you ever hooked up with someone who was 10 years older than you?
fuck noo

65. Have you ever cried out of happiness?
sorta.

It's never enough to say I'm sorry
It's never enough to say I care
But I'm caught between what you
Wanted from me, and knowing
If I give that to you
I might just disappear.

Nobody wins when everyone's losing

Oh, it's like

One step forward and two steps back
No matter what I do you're always mad
And I can't change your mind,

Oh, it's like

Trying to turn around on a one way street
I can't give you what you want
And it's killing me and I, I'm starting to see
Maybe we're not meant to be

[x] Mother
[x] Father
[] Step-Father
[] Step-Mother
[] Step Sister
[] Step Brother
[x] Brother
[] Brother In Law
[] Sister
[] Sister In Law
[] Half sister
[x] Half brother
[] Nephew
[] Niece
[x] Mobile phone
[] Own bathroom
[x] Own room
[x] Have/had a swimming pool
[] Have/had a hot tub
[] Guest room
[] Living Room in your room
[] Own car
[x] Own TV
Total So Far: 8

[] Full size/Queen bed
[] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[x] MP3 Player/iPod
[x] PS2/3
[] Nintendo DS or PSP
[] Gameboy/Advance
[] Gamecube
[x xbox
[] Wii
[] Your Own Laptop
Total so far: 11

[] Basketball net/hoop
[] Air hockey table
[] Pool table
[] Ping pong table
[] Fooseball table
Total so far: 11

[x] Night stand
[x Stereo in bedroom
[x]DVD player in bedroom
total so far: 14

[] Go shopping at least once a week
[] Expensive cologne/perfume
[x] AIM/MSN
[x] camera on phone
total so far: 16

[] Go Cart/car/quad
[] Guitar/drums/bass guitar
[] Piano/Keyboard
[] Any other instrument
[] Been on a cruise
[] Traveled out of the country
[] Traveled out of the continent
[] Had a personal trainer
[x] Expensive jewelery
[] Met a celebrity
Total so far: 17

[x] Straightener/curling iron
[] Have been to a batting cage
[] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/ wallet
[x]Credit card or atm card or debit card or bank card
[x] havea tv (not in your room)
[x] Mirror in your room
Total so far: 21

[x] Window in your room
[ ] Been to Paris
[ ] Been to Rome
[ ] Been to the Bahamas
[ ] Been to Mexico
[ ] Been to Jamaica
Total so far: 22

[x] Parents have a car
[] Have owned or own a Jet ski/boat
[x] Had/have Camper
[] Been to 3+ states
[x] 80+ buddies on facebook/myspace/nexopia
Total so far: 25

[x] Home cooked meal almost everyday
[x}Been in a limo
[] Been in a helicopter
[x] Own a camera
[] Have been to Disneyland/World more than 2 times
total: 28

Post as:(the number that you get)
1-22 = Ghetto
23-33 = Average Teen
34-39 = Spoiled Teen
40+ = Upper Class Snob

1. smoked
2. consumed alcohol
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. kissed someone of the same sex
6. had sex
7. had someone in your room other than family
8. watched porn
9. bought porn
10. done drugs
MY TOTAL : 8

1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine
3. lied to your parents
4. lied to a friend
5. snuck out of the house
6. done something illegal
7. cut yourself
8. hurt someone
9. wished someone to die
10. seen someone die
MY TOTAL : 16

1. missed curfew
2. stayed out all night
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
4. been to a therapist
5. been to rehab
6. dyed your hair
7. received a ticket
8. been in an accident
9. been to a club
10. been to a bar
MY TOTAL :22

1. been to a wild party
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade
3. drank more than four beers in a night
4. had a spring break in Florida
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands
8. wore t-shirts with band names
9. listened to rap
10. owned a 50 Cent CD
MY TOTAL : 30

1. dressed Gothic
2. dressed prep.
3. dressed punk
4. dressed grunge
5. stole something
6. been too drunk to remember anything
7. blacked out
8. fainted
9. had a crush on a neighbor
MY TOTAL:37

1. snuck into someone else's room
2. had a crush on your friend.
3. been to a concert
4. dry-humped someone
5. been called a slut
6. called someone a slut
7. installed speakers in your car
8. broken a mirror
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
10. brushed your teeth with somone elses toothbrush
MY TOTAL : 45

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater
3. cruised the mall
4. skipped school
5. had surgery
6. had an injury
7. gone to court
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
9. caught something on fire
10. lied about your age
MY TOTAL : 53

1. owned/rented an apartment
2. broke the law in the police's presence
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police
5. talked to a stranger
6. hugged a stranger
7. kissed a stranger
8. rode in the car with a stranger
9. been harassed
10. been verbally harassed
MY TOTAL : 61

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online
2. stayed online for 5 hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight
5. been to a fair
6. been called a bad influence
7. drink and drive
8. prank-called someone
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
10. cheated on a test
MY TOTAL : 70

My Grand Total:64

Grand Total: -If You Have Less Then 10.. write [im a Goody Goody]
-If You Have More Then 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
-If You Have more Then 20..write [im average]
-If You Have More Then 30..write [im a bad kid]
-If You have more then 40..write [im a very bad influence]
-If You Have more then 50..write [im a horrible person]
-If You Have 60..write [ i should be in jail ]
-If You Have more then 70..write [im going to hell]
-If You Have more then 80..write [something is fucking wrong]

1. smoked
2. consumed alcohol
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. kissed someone of the same sex
6. had sex
7. had someone in your room other than family
8. watched porn
9. bought porn
10. done drugs
MY TOTAL : 8

1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine
3. lied to your parents
4. lied to a friend
5. snuck out of the house
6. done something illegal
7. cut yourself
8. hurt someone
9. wished someone to die
10. seen someone die
MY TOTAL : 16

1. missed curfew
2. stayed out all night
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
4. been to a therapist
5. been to rehab
6. dyed your hair
7. received a ticket
8. been in an accident
9. been to a club
10. been to a bar
MY TOTAL :22

1. been to a wild party
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade
3. drank more than four beers in a night
4. had a spring break in Florida
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands
8. wore t-shirts with band names
9. listened to rap
10. owned a 50 Cent CD
MY TOTAL : 30

1. dressed Gothic
2. dressed prep.
3. dressed punk
4. dressed grunge
5. stole something
6. been too drunk to remember anything
7. blacked out
8. fainted
9. had a crush on a neighbor
MY TOTAL:37

1. snuck into someone else's room
2. had a crush on your friend.
3. been to a concert
4. dry-humped someone
5. been called a slut
6. called someone a slut
7. installed speakers in your car
8. broken a mirror
9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
10. brushed your teeth with somone elses toothbrush
MY TOTAL : 45

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater
3. cruised the mall
4. skipped school
5. had surgery
6. had an injury
7. gone to court
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
9. caught something on fire
10. lied about your age
MY TOTAL : 53

1. owned/rented an apartment
2. broke the law in the police's presence
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police
5. talked to a stranger
6. hugged a stranger
7. kissed a stranger
8. rode in the car with a stranger
9. been harassed
10. been verbally harassed
MY TOTAL : 61

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online
2. stayed online for 5 hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight
5. been to a fair
6. been called a bad influence
7. drink and drive
8. prank-called someone
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
10. cheated on a test
MY TOTAL : 70

My Grand Total:64

Grand Total: -If You Have Less Then 10.. write [im a Goody Goody]
-If You Have More Then 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
-If You Have more Then 20..write [im average]
-If You Have More Then 30..write [im a bad kid]
-If You have more then 40..write [im a very bad influence]
-If You Have more then 50..write [im a horrible person]
-If You Have 60..write [ i should be in jail ]
-If You Have more then 70..write [im going to hell]
-If You Have more then 80..write [something is fucking wrong]

I got a mouth infection
something wrong with my tooth
my face is all swollen =(
it really sucks

Today is a winding road
Thats taking me to places that I didnt want to go, whoa
Today in the blink of an eye
Im holding on to something and I do not know why I tried

I tried to read between the lines
I tried to look in your eyes
I want a simple explanation; what Im feeling inside
I gotta find a way out
Maybe theres a way out

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know youre unlike any other?
Youll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I dont wanna ever love another
Youll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
And bring on the thunder

Today is a winding road
Tell me where to start and tell me something I dont know, whoa
Today Im on my own
I cant move a muscle and I cant pick up the phone, I dont know

And now I'm itching for the tall grass
And longing for the breeze
I need to step outside, just to see if I can breathe
I gotta find a way out
Maybe theres a way out

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know youre unlike any other?
Youll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I dont wanna ever love another
Youll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
And bring on the thunder

Yeah Im walking on a tightrope
I'm wrapped up in vines
I think Ill make it out but you just gotta give me time
Strike me down with lightning
Let me feel you in my veins
I wanna let you know how much I feel your pain

Today is a winding road
Thats taking me to places that I didnt want to go, whoa

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know youre unlike any other?
Youll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I dont wanna ever love another
Youll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
And bring on the thunder

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know youre unlike any other?
Youll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
Oh baby bring on the pain
And listen to the thunder

They say the good die young,
Thats why I think that you should have fun
Cos time won't wait for no one
When god calls, you gotta go home

Ray dedicated this song to me and now im dedicating it to him<33
i miss you

Sha la la la la
Sha la la la la

You used to call me your angel
Said I was sent straight down from heaven
You'd hold me close in your arms

I loved the way you felt so strong
I never wanted you to leave
I wanted you to stay here holding me

I miss you
I miss your smile
And I still she'd a tear
Every once in a while
And even though it's different now
You're still here somehow
My heart won't let you go
And I need you to know
I miss you, sha la la la la
I miss you

You used to call me your dreamer
And now I'm living out my dream
Oh how I wish you could see
Everything that's happening for me
I'm thinking back on the past
It's true that time is flying but too fast


I know you're in a better place, yeah
But I wish that I could see your face, oh
I know you're where you need to be
Even though it's not here with me

I miss you
I miss your smile
And I still she'd a tear
Every once in a while
And even though it's different now
You're still here somehow
My heart won't let you go
And I need you to know
I miss you, sha la la la la

I miss you
I miss your smile
And I still she'd a tear
Every once in a while
And even though it's different now
You're still here somehow
My heart won't let you go
And I need you to know
I miss you, sha la la la la