read this if you are a 90s kid cause it brings back some good times!
The 90s
Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.
AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when 2Pac and Selena died.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail and Reader Rabbit day in computer class at school. I have Oregon Trail on my computer lol
You remember reading "Goosebumps".
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the craze and then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence . . . not . . .
when everyhting was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
when cops and robers was a daily activity.
when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.
when we used to obey our parents....ouch
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendo's and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders".
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yomega Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember when Mortal Kombat Was "Da Bomb!"
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Fruitopia, Surge, and Tang.
If you memeber when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Writing M.A.S.H. notes.
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell".
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
You had a favorite "New Kid on the Block", and you knew all of their. names
You remember Bewitched, Jump 5, S-Club 7, and that whole period with the boy bands and pop divas.
You remeber exactly where you were and what you were doing the first time you saw a Brittney Spears or N'SYNC video.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Growing Pains.
Carebears and The Gummy Bear show.
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, wich were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You owned a portable tape player.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You know the significance of the number 23.
You went to McD's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the play ground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Sponge Bob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
Way back.
WHEN YOU TRADED POKEMON CARDS FOR A LIVING.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .
Mark with X's the bands that you listen to. Be honest.
RADIO ROCK
[X] Nickelback
[X] Disturbed
[ ] Shinedown
[ ] Seether
[ ] Sevendust
[X] System of a Down
[ ] Flyleaf
[ ] Staind
[ ] Drowning Pool
[ ] Taproot
[ ] Mudvayne
[ ] Audioslave
[ ] Trapt
[ ] KoRn
[x] Three Days Grace
[ ] Evans Blue
[ ] Godsmack
TOTAL = 4
COUNTRY
[ ] Rascal Flatts
[ ] Carrie Underwood
[ ] Leanne Rhymes
[ ] Garth Brooks
[ ] Dixie Chicks
[ ] Kenny Cheney
[ ] Tim McGraw
[ ] Faith Hill
[ ] Hank Williams Jr.
[ ] Shania Twain
[ ] Johnny Cash
[ ] Willie Nelson
[ ] Merle Haggard
[ ] Hank Williams (III)
TOTAL = 0
PSYCHOBILLY
[ ] Nekromantix
[ ] Tiger Army
[ ] HorrorPops
[ ] The Cramps
[ ] Mad Sin
[ ] The Meteors
[ ] Reverend Horton Heat
[ ] Demented Are Go!
[ ] Batmobile
[ ] Guana Batz
[ ] The Gun Club
[ ] Klingonz
[ ] Hellbillys
[ ] The Phenomenauts
TOTAL = 0
POP
[ ] Teddy Geiger
[ ] Ashlee Simpson
[ ] Kelly Clarkson
[ ] Madonna
[ ] Avril Lavigne
[ ] Pink
[ ] The Veronicas
[ ] Daniel Powter
[ ] James Blunt
[ ] Natasha Bedingfield
[ ] Ryan Cabrera
TOTAL = 0
EMO
[x] Hawthorne heights
[ ] Halifax
[ ] Fightstar
[ ] Taking Back Sunday
[ ] Forgive Durden
[ ] From First To Last
[ ] Senses Fail
[ ] Something Corporate
[ ] Hit The Lights
[ ] Dashboard Confessional
[ ] Dear Whoever
[x] Funeral For A Friend
[ ] Silverstein
[x] The Used
[x] The Spill Canvas
TOTAL = 4
ORIGINAL EMO
[ ] Circle Takes the Square
[ ] Dag Nasty
[ ] Rites of Spring
[ ] Moss Icon
[ ] Orchid
[ ] Saetia
[ ] Comadre
[ ] Indian Summer
[ ] Joshua Fit For Battle
[ ] Texas is the Reason
[ ] Sunny Day Real Estate
[ ] Hot Cross
[ ] Mineral
[ ] Yaphet Kotto
[ ] Funeral Diner
TOTAL = 0
AMBIENT
[ ] Brian Eno
[ ] Labradford
[ ] Global Communication
[ ] Harold Budd
[ ] Lustmord
[ ] Solaris
[ ] Steve Roach
[ ] Vir Unis
[ ] Gas
[ ] Tangerine Dream
[ ] Delerium
[ ] Stars of the Lid
[ ] Steve Reich
[ ] Fennesz
[ ] Mike Oldfield
TOTAL = 0
CHILLOUT
[ ] AIR
[ ] Zero 7
[ ] Thievery Corporation
[ ] Massive Attack
[ ] Royksopp
[ ] Portishead
[ ] Boards of Canada
[ ] Sneaker Pimps
[ ] Frou Frou
[x] Imogen Heap
[ ] Mandalay
[ ] Carbon Based Lifeforms
TOTAL = 1
INDIE
[ ] The Hush sound
[x] Death Cab For Cutie
[x] The Killers
[ ] Elliot Smith
[ ] Yeah Yeah Yeahs
[ ] Belle and Sebastian
[ ] The Postal Service
[ ] Bright Eyes
[ ] Franz Ferdinand
[ ] Modest Mouse
[ ] Cursive
[ ] The Arcade Fire
[ ] The Shins
[ ] The Decemberists
[ ] Sufjan Stevens
[ ] Neutral Milk Hotel
[ ] Iron & Wine
[ ] Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
[ ] Bloc Party
[ ] Minus the Bear
TOTAL = 2
METAL
[ ] Amon Amarth
[ ] Dimmu Borgir
[ ] Carcass
[ ] Children of Bodom
[ ] Emperor
[ ] Carpathian Forest
[ ] Arcturus
[ ] Opeth
[ ] Ayreon
[ ] Cannibal Corpse
[ ] At The Gates
[ ] Burzum
[ ] Therion
[ ] Mercyful Fate
[ ] Mayhem
[ ] Necrophagist
[ ] Darkthrone
[ ] Celtic Frost
[ ] Judas Priest
[ ] Gorgoroth
[ ] Satyricon
[ ] Death
[ ] Dream Evil
[ ] Finntroll
[ ] Anaal Nathrakh
[ ] Testament
[ ] Atheist
[ ] Bathory
[ ] Deicide
[ ] Slayer
[ ] Metallica
Total = 0
METALCORE
[ ] As I Lay Dying
[ ] Atreyu
[ ] Lamb of God
[ ] Killswitch Engage
[ ] Unearth
[ ] Throwdown
[ ] Becoming the Archetype
[ ] Between the Buried and Me
[ ] Norma Jean
[ ] Zao
[ ] Converge
[ ] Botch
[ x] Bullet for my Valentine
[ ] Still Remains
[ ] Bleeding Through
[ ] Trivium
TOTAL = 1
HARDCORE
[ ] Bane
[ ] xLooking Forwardx
[ ] Sick of it All
[ ] Madball
[ ] Agnostic Front
[ ] Gorilla Biscuits
[ ] Good Clean Fun
[ ] Donnybrook!
[ ] Champion
[ ] Casey Jones
[ ] Black My Heart
[ ] Hoods
[ ] Minor Threat
[ ] Death Before Dishonor
[ ] The Warriors
[ ] xBishopx
[ ] Too Pure To Die
[ ] Sinking Ships
TOTAL = 0
POST HARDCORE
[ ] Thursday
[ ] At The Drive-In
[ ] The Blood Brothers
[x] Alexisonfire
[ ] The Fall of Troy
[ ] Glassjaw
[ ] Chiodos
[ ] mewithoutYou
[ ] Drive Like Jehu
[ ] Sparta
[ ] Botch
[ ] Bear Vs. Shark
[ ] These Arms Are Snakes
[ ] Coheed and Cambria
[ ] The Recieving End of Sirens
[ ] He Is Legend
[x] Scary Kids Scaring Kids
TOTAL = 2
GRINDCORE
[ ] Napalm Death
[ ] Nasum
[ ] Pig Destroyer
[ ] Cattle Decapitation
[ ] Agoraphobic Nosebleed
[ ] Cephalic Carnage
[ ] Anal Cunt
[ ] Fuck...I'm Dead
[ ] Ed Gein
[ ] An Albatross
[ ] The Number 12 Looks Like You
[ ] Discordance Axis
[ ] Aborted
[ ] Assück
[ ] Job For A Cowboy
[ ] Ion Dissonance
[ ] Genghis Tron
[ ] Cryptopsy
[ ] Dying Fetus
[ ] The Locust
TOTAL = 0
DOOM/SLUDGE/EXPERIMENTAL
[ ] Neurosis
[ ] Sunn O
[ ] Oxbow
[ ] Red Sparowes
[ ] Swans
[ ] Pelican
[ ] Isis
[ ] Earth
[ ] Zeni Geva
[ ] Cult of Luna
[ ] Today Is The Day
[ ] Godspeed You Black Emperor!
[ ] Crash Worship
[ ] Explosions In The Sky
[ ] Grails
[ ] Culper Ring
[ ] Tribes of Neurot
TOTAL = 0
POWERPOP
[ ]Hellogoodbye
[x] The All-American Rejects
[ ] Fountains of Wayne
[ ] Head Automatica
[ ] Weezer
[ ] Panic! At the Disco
[ ] Jellyfish
[ ] Teenage Fanclub
[ ] The Lashes
[ ] The Lost Patrol Band
[ ] The Click Five
[x] Cute is What We Aim For
[ ] Wilco
[ ] The Exploding Hearts
Total = 2
PUNK
[ ] Rancid
[ ] NOFX
[ ] Bad Religion
[ ] Misfits
[X] Anti-Flag
[X] Sex Pistols
[ ] Alkaline Trio
[ ] Dropkick Murphys
[ ] Pennywise
[ ] Millencolin
[ ] Operation Ivy
[ ] Descendents
[ ] Dead Kennedys
[x] AFI
TOTAL = 3
POP PUNK
[ ] Blink 182
[ ] Green Day
[ ] New Found Glory
[ ] Good Charlotte
[x] Relient K
[X] Sum 41
[ ] The Ataris
[ ] The Starting Line
[ ] Simple Plan
[ ] The Offspring
[ ] Lagwagon
[ ] Box Car Racer
[ ] Motion City Soundtrack
TOTAL = 2
STREET PUNK
[ ] The Unseen
[ ] The Casualties
[ ] GBH
[ ] The Varukers
[ ] Cock Sparrer
[ ] The Virus
[ ] The Exploited
[ ] Sham 69
[ ] Lower Class Brats
[ ] Clit 45
[ ] U.S. Bombs
[ ] Leftover Crack
[ ] Subhumans
[ ] Anti-Nowhere League
TOTAL = 0
CRUST PUNK
[ ] Amebix
[ ] Aus-Rotten
[ ] His Hero Is Gone
[ ] Nausea
[ ] Crass
[ ] From Ashes Rise
[ ] Skitsystem
[ ] Rudimentary Peni
[ ] Extreme Noise Terror
[ ] Tragedy
[ ] Wolfbrigade
[ ] Anti-Product
[ ] Behind Enemy Lines
[ ] Mass Grave
TOTAL = 0
RAP
[ ] Ying Yang Twins
[ ] Bubba Sparxxx
[ ] Paul Wall
[ ] Jay-Z
[ ] Nas
[ ] DMX
[ ] Ice Cube
[ ] Tupac Shakur
[ ] Jamie Foxx
[ ] Cypress Hill
[ ] Ludacris
[ ] Lil Jon
[x] Eminem
[ ] 50 Cent
[ ] Kanye west
[ ] Bow Wow
[ ] Wu Tang Clan
TOTAL = 1
HIP-HOP
[ ] Dilated Peoples
[ ] Mos Def
[ ] Atmosphere
[ ] Sage Francis
[ ] Talib Kweli
[ ] Aesop Rock
[ ] Blackalicious
[ ] Souls of Mischief
[ ] MF DOOM
[ ] Jurassic 5
[ ] Jedi Mind Tricks
[ ] Common
[ ] Gangstarr
[ ] A Tribe Called Quest
[ ] Ghostface Killa
[ ] Pete Rock
[ ] De La Soul
[ ] Necro
[ ] Immortal Technique
[ ] Ill Bill
TOTAL = 0
SKA
[ ] Streetlight Manifesto
[ ] The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
[ ] Big D and The Kids Table
[ ] The Toasters
[ ] Goldfinger
[ ] The Aquabats
[ ] Reel Big Fish
[ ] Fortunado
[ ] Skankin' Pickle
[ ] Madness
[ ] The Skatalites
[ ] Voodoo Glowskulls
[ ] Five Iron Frenzy
[ ] Tip The Van
[ ] Stealing From Peter
[ ] The Specials
[ ] Catch 22
TOTAL = 0
CLASSIC ROCK
[X] The Doors
[X] The Beatles
[X] The Rolling Stones
[X] The Clash
[X] The Who
[X] Aerosmith
[ ] Black Sabbath
[ ] The Kinks
[ ] Kiss
[ ] The Ramones
[ ] Pink Floyd
[X] Led Zeppelin
[ ] Heart
[x] Guns N Roses
[ ] Jimi Hendrix
[ ] Tom Petty
TOTAL = 8
90's ALTERNATIVE
[ ] Sublime
[ ] Cake
[ ] Spin Doctors
[ ] Smashing Pumpkins
[ ] Gin Blossoms
[ ] Alice In Chains
[ ] Soundgarden
[ ] Toad the Wet Sprocket
[ ] 311
[ ] Live
[ ] Bush
[ ] Third Eye Blind
[ ] Goo Goo dolls
[ ] Barenaked Ladies
[ ] Counting Crows
[ ] No Doubt
[ ] Nirvana
TOTAL= 0
INDUSTRIAL
[ ] KMFDM
[ ] Ministry
[] Nine Inch Nails
[ ] Laibach
[ ] Einstürzende Neubauten
[ ] Skinny Puppy
[ ] Front Line Assembly
[ ] VNV Nation
[ ] Crossbreed
[ ] :wumpscut:
[ ] Rammstein
[ ] Throbbing Gristle
[ ] Hocico
[ ] Combichrist
[ ] Assemblage 23
[ ] Front 242
[ ] Funker Vogt
[ ] Psyclon 9
[ ] Suicide Commando
[ ] Grendel
[ ] Nitzer Ebb
[ ] Haujobb
[ ] The Birthday Massacre
[ ] Mortiis
TOTAL = 0
ELECTROCLASH
[ ] Ladytron
[ ] Fischerspooner
[ ] Peaches
[ ] ADULT
[ ] Freezepop
[ ] Daft Punk
[ ] Goldfrapp
[ ] Shiny Toy Guns
[ ] Clear Static
[ ] The Faint
[ ] The Knife
[ ] She Wants Revenge
[ ] Chicks on Speed
[ ] LCD Soundsystem
[ ] Dirty Sanchez
[ ] Le Tigre
TOTAL = 0
DANCE MUSIC
[ ] The Chemical Brothers
[ ] Prodigy
[ ] Moby
[ ] The Crystal Method
[ ] Aphex Twin
[ ] Basement Jaxx
[ ] Juno Reactor
[ ] Amon Tobin
[ ] Orbital
[ ] Paul Oakenfold
[ ] Unkle
[ ] Tricky
[ ] Benny Benassi
[ ] Photek
[ ] Roni Size
[ ] LTJ Bukem
[ ] Boom Bip
TOTAL =0
What age should you be getting married at?
I know how to make a pot of coffee.
I keep track of dates using a calender .
I own more than one credit card .
I know how to change the oil .
I know how to do laundry .
I vote every election .
I can cook for myself
I think politics are exciting .
I balance my checkbook .
My parents have better things to say than my friends .
Total:4
I show up for school/college/work everyday early .
I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse .
I've never gotten a detention .
I have never gotten completely trashed .
I have forgotten my own birthday at least once .
I like to take walks by myself .
I've watched talk shows .
I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up .
I drink coffee at least once a week .
Total: 5
I know how to do the dishes .
I can count to 10 in another language .
When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
My parents trust me.
I can mow the lawn .
I can make adults laugh without being stupid .
I remember to water the plants .
I study when I have to .
I pay attention at school/college .
I remember to feed my pets .
Total: 8
I can spell 'experience' without looking it up .
I work out on a regular basis .
I clean up my own mess .
The people at Starbucks know me by name .
my favorite kind of food is take out .
I have gained weight since middle/high school .
The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine .
I can go to the store without getting something I don't need .
I understand political jokes the first time they are said .
I can type quickly .
Total: 3
I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour .
My only friends are from my place of employment .
I have been to a tupperware party .
I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job .
I have more bills than I can pay .
All my friends are older than I am .
I can say no to staying out all night .
I use the internet every day .
My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while .
I can read a book and actually finish it .
Total: 5
Grand Total: 25
Subtract from 50
I should marry at 25
IF YOU ARE 0 - 10% YOU ARE NOT DUMB
IF YOU ARE 11 - 25% YOU ARE A LITTLE DUMB
IF YOU ARE 26 - 50% YOU ARE MODERATELY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 51 - 75% YOU ARE PRETTY DUM
IF YOU ARE 76 - 100% YOU ARE REALLY DUMB
PUT AN X IN FRONT OF THE STATEMENTS THAT APPLY TO YOU IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
TALLY UP YOUR NUMBER OF X'S. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 2 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.
[x] YOU HAVE WALKED INTO A GLASS/SCREEN DOOR ON MORE THAN 1 OCCASION.
[ ] YOU HAVE TRIPPED ON UR OWN SHOELACE AND FELL.
[ ]YOU HAVE CHOKED ON UR OWN SPIT AND THOUGHT U WERE GONNA DIE.
[ ] YOU HAVE SEEN THE MATRIX A FEW TIMES AND STILL DON'T GET IT.
[ ] YOU TYPE ONLY WITH YOUR TWO POINTER FINGERS.
[x] YOU HAVE ACCIDENTLY CAUGHT SOMETHING ON FIRE.
[ ] YOU FIND AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE HILARIOUS.
[ ] YOU HAVE TOLD A COP TO FUCK OFF AND HAVE GOTTEN SCREWED FOR IT.
[ ] YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO SIP OUT OF A STRAW BUT IT ACCIDENTLY WENT INTO YOUR NOSE/EYE, RATHER THAN YOUR MOUTH.
[x]SOMETIMES WHEN YOU THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY, YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU WEIRD.
[ ] YOU HAVE CAUGHT YOURSELF DROOLING ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS.
[x] YOU HAVE ACCIDENTLY CAUSED AN EXPLOSION.
[ ] IF SOMEONE SAYS THE WORD "POOP", YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT. (ok, not poop, but other words)
[ ] YOU HAVE TURNED INTO A "DO NOT ENTER" ONE WAY ROAD PLENTY OF TIMES.(while walking...but i dont think thats stupid)
[ ] YOU HAVE BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION. (i got hit by car...well barely but still)
[ ] YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT DRIVING DRUNK...
[x] SOMETIMES YOU JUST...STOP THINKING.
[ ] YOU'VE TRIED TO LICK YOUR ELBOW
[ ] AFTER ANSWERING THAT YOU TRIED TO LICK YOUR ELBOW. OMG
[ ] PEOPLE OFTEN SHAKE THEIR HEADS AND WALK AWAY FROM YOU.
[ ] PEOPLE OFTEN TELL YOU TO USE YOUR "INSIDE VOICE"
[ ] FOOD HAS FALLEN OUT OF UR MOUTH WHILE TALKING.
[ ] YOU USE YOUR FINGERS TO DO SIMPLE MATH.
[x] YOU HAVE JUMPED OUT OF A MOVING VEHICLE
[ ] YOU HAVE EATEN A BUG FOR $5 OR LESS.
[ ] YOU HAVE PUKED IN YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND'S HAND.
[x] YOU ARE TAKING THIS TEST WHEN YOU SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT.
[ ]YOU REPOST CHAIN LETTERS BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT THEY THREATEN WILL HAPPEN IF I DON'T
[x] YOU HAVE FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS BEFORE.
[ ] YOU HAVE PEED YOUR PANTS.
[ ] YOU HAVE RAN AROUND NAKED/ALMOST NAKED WHEN YOU WERE DRUNK.
[x] YOU HAVE FAILED A CLASS IN SCHOOL.
[ ] YOU ACCIDENTLY BREAK A LOT OF THINGS.
[ ] YOU ADMIRE GEORGE W BUSH'S INTELLIGENCE.
[ ] YOUR FRIENDS KNOW NOT TO USE BIG WORDS ON YOU.
[x] YOUR FRIENDS LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE FUN TO LAUGH AT
[x]YOU COCK YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE WHEN YOUR CONFUSED.
[x] YOU SOMETIMES START TELLING A STORY AND SUDDENLY FORGET WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.
[x] YOU HAVE FALLEN OUT OF A CHAIR BEFORE.
[x] WHEN YOUR LAYING IN BED, YOU SOMETIMES STARE AT THE CEILING AND TRY TO FIND PICTURES AND WORDS IN THE TEXTURE.
[ ] YOU ARE/WERE IN SPECIAL ED.
[ ] YOU TAKE ADD MEDICATION.
[x] YOU DON'T GET IT.
[x] THESE X'S ABOUT YOU HAD TO COUNT T MORE THAN ONCE BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO THE FINAL NUMBER
16x2=32
i want to get my nose pierced
HOE
[ ] you have stuffed your bra at some point in your life
[ ] there is no such thing as too much makeup
[ ] you would rather hook up with people rather than have a relationship
[ ] you have had 5 or more hookups this year
[ ] you know you can get any guy you want
[ ] you're a hottie + proud of it
[x] you have been called a hoe, whore, skank or slut before
[ ] you have kissed on 1st dates
Total = 1
PUNK
[ ] people have referred to you as punk or goth or emo
[ ] black eyeliner is one of your best friends
[ ] you like boys with long hair
[ ] you like boys that wear makeup
[ ] hot topic is your favorite store
[x] you have purchased something from hot topic
[ ] you have dyed your hair black
[x] sometimes you hate the world
[ ] you like writing poetry
[x] you feel misunderstood
Total = 3
SMART
[ ] you have straight a's right now
[ ] you have 0 tardies
[ ] you have never skipped a class that hasn`t been excused
[ ] for the most part you get along with your parents
[x] your friends are smartish
[x]you like boys that are good looking + smart
[x]you have glasses
[ ] you like going to school
Total = 3
SWEETHEART
[x] you have a best friend
[x] you love your friends
[x] you like sweet boys
[x] honesty is important in any relationship
[ ] you like pink
[x] a lot of stuff can be described by the word "cute"
[x] you like shopping
[x] sometimes you'd say you are girly
[ ] you constantly want to help other people
Total= 7
POPULAR
[ ] somebody has called you fake
[ ] your cellphone = your best friend
[ ] you are boy crazy
[x] you like to party
[x] you have been called a bitch
[ ] you use the word 'like' like a whole lot
[x] some times you love attention
[x] you tend to make fun of others + gossip
Total = 4
classificaton: Sweetheart
is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? sure
a big poofy dress or a short party dress? short party dress
what would you do if you received a long love letter? donno
group or single dates? single dates
do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? yes
are diamonds a girls best friend? no
is your hair up or down? up
do you straighten your hair? not normally... depends
what's your favorite girly magazine? i donno
what's your favorite mascara? dark brown
do you get your nails done? no
small or large bag? depends
in your bag, what are your must haves? cellphone and camera
jeans or skirts? jeans
do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that are uncomfortable? only on occasion
do you text message a lot? not really
what would you do if you got pregnant? i would be super pissed at myself
what's your favorite color? green, blue
heels or flats? flats
did you ever cry during a romantic movie? yep
would you ever leave the house without make-up on? yes
do you wear collared shirts? rarely
do you like preppy boys? no
are you spoiled? not really
do you think lip gloss is the best? it's lipgloss.... nuff said
do you own any big sunglasses? yes
how long does it take you to get ready in the morning? depends
do you like to wear bandaids? only if necessary
do you like skater boys? sure
do you often wish there was something you could change about your life? yep
gold or silver? silver
do you like to receive flowers? ya
do you like surfer boys? sure
do you dress up for the holidays? not really
do u like to wear dresses? only when necessary
on a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you? 5
in the last 48 hrs have you hung out with a guy? nope
do you wear lipstick? no way!
would you date a guy shorter than you? probably not
do you like to hold hands? sure
what is the youngest you would date? as young as i want
what is the oldest you would date? as old as i want
what do you notice when you first meet a guy? depends
is it hot when a guy sweats? no
do you like making eye contact? sure
did you ever picture your wedding dress and wedding? only when i was little
do you worry about the size of your boobs? not really
would you kill for chocolate? no
did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for the guy? no
on a scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping? its fun with friends but otherwise not very fun at all
do you freak out if you miss your favorite shows? not really
do you yell alot? yep lots
do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work? no
have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy? i don't think so
do you write a lot of mushy love poems? no
what makeup could you not live without? lip balm
do you fall in love easily? not really
do you consider yourself pretty? donno
do you think guys will open this, even though it says girly questions? depends
How old do you act?
Put an x on all the things you can do and find out how old you act!
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[_] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[_] I think politics are exciting
[_] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
Total: 4
[_] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick
[_] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[_] I've never gotten a detention
[_] I watch talk shows and point out the credibility of it all
[_] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[_] I drink coffee at least once a week
Total: 0
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes
[x] I can count to 10 in spanish
[_] When I say I'm going to do something I do it
[x] I mow the lawn
[x] I can wash a car
[x] I can make adults laugh... without being stupid
[x] I remember to water my plants
[_] I study when I have to
[_] I pay attention at school/work
[x] I remember to feed my pets
[x] I'm generally organized
Total: 8
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own mess
[_] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said (unless the jokes are made by stupid people)
[_] I listen to my elders
[_] I can type fast
Total: 4
[_] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[x] I can look at someone cute without thinking of sex
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job (which is quite pathetic)
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[x] People have said that I act older than I am
total: 5
Now add up all your x's - that's how old you act!
I ACT 21!!!!
Hair Color:
Brunette $40
Natural Blonde $50
Bottle Blonde $45
Black $40
Redhead $45
Other $15
= $45
Eye Color:
Blue $25
Green $15
Brown $20
Grey $15
Hazel $20
= $25
Height:
Under 5' $20
5' - 5'8" $25
5'9" - 6' $30
Over 6' $35
= $25
Age:
13 and under-$15
14-16 $15
17-18 $20
19-21 $25
22-30 $20
= $15
Education:
Middle School $45
Still in high school $30
High School Grad $50
= $45
Birth Order:
Only child $15
First born $50
Last born $40
Middle child $30
Other $20
= $30
Smoked weed?
No $50
Yes $100
= $50
Drink?
Never $35
Casual Drinker $30
1-5 x's month $25
6-10 x's month $20
11+ x's month $15
= $35
Did you have to use a calculator to add this up?
No $100
Yes $50
=$100
Total=380$
repost this entry as "how much?"
HIGH CLASS:
____________
[ ] You go/have gone tanning.
[x] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
[x] You love Starbucks.
[x] You have been called a brat.
[x] You have tons of shoes.
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale.
[ ] You have/had a laptop.
[x]You love shopping.
TOTAL:5
_________
GOTHIC:
_________
[ ] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You wear chains.
[ ] you like heavy metal.
[x] you've shopped at hot topic
[ ] You have worn black lipstick.
[x] You have/had/or wanted piercings.
[ ] You own a pair of Tripp pants
[x] u have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.
TOTAL:3
_______
PUNK:
_______
[ ] You can skateboard.
[ ] You like plaid.
[x] You have Converse.
[x] You hate mtv.
[ ] you have/had/want blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[ ] You love mohawks
[x] You LOVE Music.
[x] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not
TOTAL: 4
______
EMO:
______
[x] You are sad sometimes.
[ ] You have dark colored glasses.
[ ] You cry easily.
[ ] You like emo music
[ ] You've kept a journal/diary.
[x] You have written a sad poem.
[x] you have dyed your hair[[highlight's count, and low lights!!]]
[ ]You're sad when you're drunk
TOTAL: 3
_______
GHETTO:
________
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."
[ ] You have worn/wanted a grill.
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.
[ ] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
[ ] you know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood
[ ] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant
TOTAL: 0
___________
HARDCORE:
___________
[x] You like loud music.
[ ] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
[x] You have slip-on shoes.
[ ] You like Norma Jean.
[x] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance
[ ] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[x] You wear jeans a lot.
TOTAL: 4
_______
PREP:
_______
[ ] You LOVE The OC.
[ ] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
[ ]Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[x] You like buying shoes A LOT.
[x] You have clothes from Hollister.AE,and/or Abercrombie
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
[x] You have/had big sunglasses.
[ ] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect.
TOTAL: 3
________
ATHLETIC:
__________
[ ] You watch/watched the Superbowl.
[x] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[ ] You collect jerseys.
[ ] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[ ] You belong/belonged to a team.
[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
TOTAL: 1
______
SCENE:
_______
[ ] You like putting little bows in your hair
[ ] You have mini-skirts.
[x] You have parted your hair to the side.
[x] You think polka-dots are way cute.
[x] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.
[ ] You've been called scene before.
[ ] You wear/wore long, colorful socks with your skirts
TOTAL: 3
__________
REDNECK:
__________
[x] Gone four wheeling.
[ ] Went hunting.
[x] Owned a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike...ect.
[x] Like to go fishing.
[ ] Eat beef jerky
[ ]Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
[x] Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
[ ] Know who Bocephus is.
TOTAL: 4
___________
METALHEAD:
___________
[ ] You wear band shirts alot.
[ ] If people down talk metal you down talk their favorite music.
[ ] You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains.
[x] You HATE emos.
[ ] You like Black Sabbath.
[ ] You have gone to Ozzfest.
[ ] You have headband.
[x] You dont like rap.
[x]You have a taste for classic rock as well.
TOTAL: 3
The 1 that you have the most X's under will be your title!!
Just put an 'x' to the ones you are.
PART ONE
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts
[] you like skinny jeans (ONLY ON CHICKS)
[x] you're listening to music right now
[] you have painted your fingernails black before
[] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3
[] Have attempted suicide
[] Like the color black
[x] hate girly girls
[] Like to be alone
[] hate popular music
[] keep hair in front of your face
[x] give people evil stares
[x] Hate your parents
[] Life sucks for you
[] have been called emo cause i like skulls
[] Dislike the colors, teal and baby blue
[] own thick-rimmed glasses
[X] Complain
[] Own a studded belt
Total: 6
PART TWO
[] own more than 20 camis/tanks
[ ] own more than 10 miniskirts
[] have been called a slut
[] drink a lot
[] You wear dark eye makeup
[] wore low cut shirts
[] have been called a tease
[] Flirt with everyone
[] Go to parties at least once a week
[] wear tight clothing
[] own 5 tube tops
[] Have posted revealing pictures of yourself on myspace
[] Like wearing swimsuits so people can see your body
[] Sit on the opposite sex lap
[x] Some people dislike you
[] Its nice to be naughty
[] you cuss because you think its cool
Total: 1
PART THREE
[ ] own at least 5 jerseys
[] Have 10 trophies (medals?)
[] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[] Love sports
[x] Own 5 sweatpants
[X] Dont wear makeup
[x] Have / had played lacrosse
[] Play more than 3 sports
[] Are athletic
[] Can play a sport if you've never played it before
[] On first string
[] You play Basketball
[] You play baseball/softball
[] You play soccer
[] You run track
[] You play football
[] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record--at school
[] Are friends with your coach--hes my dad
[] Love watching sports
[x] can do 15 sit ups without getting tired
Total: 4
PART FOUR
[] own 5 polos
[] Own 5 pink tops
[] Own at least 5 designer bags
[x] wear ribbons in you hair or have done
[x] Love pearls
[x] like popular music
[x] Read tons of magazines
[x] Love shopping
[] Gone to the mall In the past week
[] Voted prom queen
[] Dating/dated a jock
[x] Always have your mobile with you
[x] Have more than 50 contacts on your phone
[ ] Hate emo people
[] Wear makeup
[] Are stupid
[] Wear heels
Total: 7
PART 5
[ ] wear your pants on your waist
[x] Wear glasses
[ ] have/had braces
[ ] In an advanced class
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A's
[] Like spending time with your parents
[] Have been called a nerd
[ ] Are sometimes bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[ ] Like all your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[] Never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[] Scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Dont have pics of yourself on myspace
[x] read a book a month
[] You read on your last spring break
[] Have your own website/webpage
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 3
If you haven't noticed The parts represent the 5 high school stereotypes
Part 1= Emo
Part 2= Slut/Man whore
Part 3= Jock
Part 4= Girly
Part 5= Nerd
Multiply each number by 5 then repost as -% Emo -% Slut -% Jock -% Girly -% Nerd
Emo: 6 x 5 = 30 %
Slut(Man Whore): 1 x 5 = 5%
Jock: 4 x 5 = 20%
Girly: 7 x 5 = 35%
Nerd: 3 x 5 = 15 %
Spandex! (lol Alexis and Joy)
More to come...
