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" hello my name is agent brett , i am here to slap some hoez and get drunk "

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07:21am | Aug 11, '09 | No Comments

I came across this and remembered back in the day when I was obsessed with Pokemon, really embarresed of it, but I was. And this was my favorite dude. And I wanted his playing card so bad and I never did get it. But I think I might start buying them again until I do get him. yea.

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Wake up
Grab beer
Grab rear
Shave beard
Put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up
Break up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
I'm undead
Unfed
Been sleepin on, bunk beds
Since 10
So if I don't booze it
I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it
Do it


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Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser.

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I walk into the club looking kind of sexy now.SEXY NOW!I see these shorties in the corner, they started making out.MAKING OUT!They pull their panties down,DOWN!they take their pants off.Off!And then we started getting freaky on the dance floor. Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.NEED SOME LOVE!I got some bottles in the caddy, we can open up.OPEN UP!Let's get drunk tonight,TONIGHT!baby we don't have to fuck TO FUCK!And bring your friend along, maybe we can have some fun. Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. NOW! Let´s get freaky now, let´s get freaky now. I got these bitches all tipsy trying to sex me. I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks. This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy. So let's get messy girls, come on let's go get messy girls. Come on bitch, you know you want this. That hardcore shit make you feel the toxic. Versace, Rolex watches. Bently coups with the 20's droppin. Convertible top, and the wheels spin. I can taste that ice when my grill is in. If you want me baby feel me again. 'cause I don't waste my time with lesbians. Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. NOW! Let´s get freaky now, let´s get freaky now LIAR! LIAR!Oh baby why did you have to lie to me. I can't play no more games. These thoughts are slowly controlling me. You're turning off the flames.So GO baby GO baby.You don't want me.So GO baby GO baby.Come and get me.So GO baby GO baby.You don't want me.So GO baby GO. Come and get me. You don´t want me. Come and get me You don´t want me Come and get me YEAH!!Let's get freaky now, let's get fucking freaky now. NOW! Let´s get freaky now, let´s get freaky now.

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