Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--
1. Hugs her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!
10. Brush the hair out of her eyes
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart
Never apologize for saying what you feel
That would be like apologizing for being real
Don't waste your time with people in your past
There's a reason their not in your future
Keep the pictures, they never change, only the people in them do
Those nights when you can't fall asleep
Maybe it's because you're in someone else's dream
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Altophobia - Fear of heights.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders
Arsonphobia - Fear of fire.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Automatonophobia - Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues
Aacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Brontophobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Cleisiophobia - Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Contreltophobia - Fear of sexual abuse.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Decidophobia - Fear of making decisions.
Dishabiliophobia - Fear of undressing in front of someone
Eremophobia - Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.
Genophobia - Fear of sex.
Hematophobia - Fear of blood.
Homophobia - Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.
Isolophobia - Fear of solitude, being alone.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
Merinthophobia - Fear of being bound or tied up.
Mnemophobia - Fear of memories.
Myrmecophobia - Fear of ants.
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
Ophthalmophobia - Fear of being stared at
Paraphobia - Fear of sexual perversion.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia - Fear of Friday the 13th
Pediophobia - Fear of dolls.
Philophobia - Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Pnigerophobia - Fear of choking or being smothered.
Pocrescophobia - Fear of gaining weight
Polyphobia - Fear of many things.
Psellismophobia - Fear of stuttering.
Upaphobia - Fear of puppets.
Sciophobia - Fear of shadows.
Taphophobia - Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Tocophobia -Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
Virginitiphobia - Fear of rape.
Xyrophobia - Fear of razors.
Zelophobia - Fear of jealousy[/font]
1. You want to go to Forks, Washington for your birthday...and Christmas Vacation...and Spring Break...and possibly Martin Luther King Day
2. You will randomly quote lines from the book for use in everyday conversations
3. You see a pale person and wonder if they are secretly a vampire
4.^When number 3 happens you go up to that person and ask them to bite you (or you've at least thought about it)
5. You don't care when people think you're crazy for being in love with a fictional character(s)
6. You have dreams about the book or the characters in it. Most likely Edward
7. Whenever you see a silver volvo you get excited
8. You get pissed off at your boyfriend when he steps out into the sunlight and doesn't sparkle
9. You want to go to Italy just so you can try to retrace the steps Bella took to find Edward, or to find the Alleyway where he stood before...you know
10. When you do book reports or essays, they are always about the twilight series
11. When you cried when Edward left in New Moon
12. You skipped 1/2 of New Moon just so you could find how many pages there were till he came back
13. When your friends mention something related to Twilight, you turn around and start cracking up to yourself, and you don't care that they think you're insane
14. When you carry the books around with you everywhere
15. When you believe that vampires and werewolves actually live among us
16. When you screamed when you saw the teaser trailer and/or completed scene
17. When you have made some type of clothing that either says "Team Edward' or "Team Jacob" on it
18. When Eternal damnation sounds pretty good to you
19. When you open a window and you hope/wonder if Edward will come through it at some point during the night
20. When you tell people to fucking stay away from you on August 2nd, unless they want to feel pain
21. When you see girls undressing the mannequins at the mall and wonder if that's how it would feel like to undress Edward (Think about it, mannequins are hard and white)
22. When your newest and favorite pick-up line is "Are you a vampire? Because you dazzle me."
23. When you see the advantages of a guy who's hard 24-7 :] (haha JOKE)
24. When you've already pre-ordered Breaking Dawn
25. When you get embarrassed about thoughts you have because you never know who could be 'listening'
26. When you've tried to get everyone you know reading it just so you can talk about it with someone
27. When you sort of... kind of... most definitely want to go cliff diving
28. When you get nervous every time you walk into a ballet studio
29. When you want to have the graceful dancer's walk like Alice has... psh, you just want to be graceful!
30. When you have watched Harry Potter 4 more than needed just to see Robert Pattinson and envision him as Edward
31. When you are a girl and you feel as if you've been screwed because no human boy will ever compare to Edward or Jacob! (Depending what team you're on)
32. When you have two friends fighting against each other on a topic and they both want you to join their side, and all you can say is "I am Switzerland"
33. When you find yourself saying "I need a human minute" when you want to go to the bathroom
34. When you look at your doctor and think, “Carlisle’s better.”
35. When pages 73-381 of New Moon don't exist in your world. They just don't. Unless your on Team Jacob.
36. When there is a thunderstorm and you assume vampires are playing baseball somewhere
37. When you read all three books straight through, no eating, no sleeping, no bathroom.
38. When you're friends with some or all of the characters on facebook
39. When you want to name your children either Edward, Bella, Jacob, Emmett, Alice, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, or Jasper
40. When you'd rather be pale than tan, because that's how the Cullens do it
41. When someone says "Edward Cullen is not real" It brings on fits of anger and hysteria
42. When you found out the date the movie is coming out(12.12.08) it made you forget that Christmas is in the same month
43. When you tell people to read the book or you will upset the Volturi and blame them. And you don't care that they have absolutely NO idea what the hell that is.
These are the years when we find ourselves and see past all the bullshit we've been feeding off of since elementary. These are the years when we lose best friends, lose boyfriends and girlfriends or lose our virginity to that sweet guy who said "I love you." These are the years of experimentation. we experiment with style, we experiment with drugs, we experiment with friends and we experiment with love. These are the years of broken hearts and lies. Gossip and tears and who fucked whom at that party. These are the years of drug overuse and overdose, where one kid dies and the rest of us pretend to be shocked. We knew it was coming, and it doesn't even scare us anymore...that is scary. These are the years of choice and consequence and what the fuck am I going to do now? Where do I go from here? These are the years of screaming that one persons name into your tear soaked pillow, or trying hard not to scream their name during your first orgasm because your parents are sleeping in the next room. One of these days during these years one guy will forget to use a condom and knock up some girl while they're both wasted. During these years we'll change and grow and make stupid mistakes. We will fuck up lives, and get screwed over. We will regret it and will hate ourselves and then move on. These are the years of having so much fun you forget your fucking morals and end up passed out on a random guys bed. These are the years of trends and conformity and haircuts, we will look at years from now and wonder what the fuck we were thinking. These are the years of locked doors and sleeping until late afternoon. The hours spent on the phone with friends to gossip and talk shit about everything that's going wrong. The nights that you lie to your boyfriend about where you are, where your going, what your doing and who your with, although you know its wrong.. you screw up and the fighting begins. The years of frustrated parents and even more frustrated teens trying to balance school, a job and a break up, not to mention a social life of friends. These are the years when breaks ups can break you down and make you wish you were dead, wondering what the fuck you did wrong. Can we still be friends? Becomes the enemy and a girls diary becomes her best friend. The moments where you think your boyfriends cheating on you, but you tell yourself that he isn't cause he promised you he would never break your heart. Only to find out weeks later that friday night ended up being more than 'hanging out with the guys'. These are the years where hanging in the park is for drinking, blazing and socializing.. maybe making out too. While a couple of years ago, the park was for swinging, jumping around and playing hide and seek. These are the years that are unclear. The years of trying to convince your parents to let you go to that party where everyone will be getting drunk, wasted and fucked so you cant remember anything the next day, or trying to get enough money so you can buy that huge bag of weed you buy everyweek . These are the best and the worst years of our lives, but who the hell gives a fuck when were all in it together. So stop callin girls sluts for sleeping with someone a few times, chances are you've done it to, and chances are your gunna do it a bunch more times. Just let people live there own lives.. you fucked up more then you can imagine.
EVERYONE has...
1. If you can hold more then one beer in your hand, plus a shot of aniz in the other.
2. If you have a rooster napkin holder.
3. If you know and own all of jorge ferreira's or chico avila's albums.
4. Does anyone in your family make wine in the garage?
5. If your drunk by 8:00 am.
6. If your brother/father work contruction.
7. If the outside of your house is painted green, yellow, blue, red, or pink lol
8. If you have crochet dolls anywhere in your house. literally, they r everywhere!
9. If you turned an old bath tub or tire into a planter for the front or back of your house LOL
10. If you have a room in your house where everybody is forbidden to go to or be in..
11. If you say the continent reffering to the main land Portugal.
12. If you talk with your hands while your on the phone or in general.
13. If you drink wine with EVERYTHING lol
14. If you have "tia maria" or "tio jose"...
15. Go to your freezer...see any fish? chances are there's bacalhau.
16. If you house has more plants in it than outside.
17. If you stay up to 12:00am on xmas eve to open your gifts lol
18. If you know what bacalhau or malassada is.
19. If your 25 and still living at home...
20. If you spend 75% of the day cleaning.
21. If people call you "pork and cheese", "porkie" or "porkchop" and you don't get offended.HA!
22. If you mom's idea of a good lunch is a "papseco" haha
r23. If you ask your mom what's to eat...she'll say pao com manteiga e queijo
24. talking normally is basically yelling
25. your grandma has 20 long skirts that are exactly the same colour and everything
26. your grandma gets pissed if you don't take her to the portuguese church
