How far would you go?
Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" and answer me back
Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Kill me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Make a move on me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Caress me:
Let me borrow your car:
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Go to sleep with me:
Do me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Take advantage of me:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Give me a lap dance:
Tell me you love me:
Let me call you:
If so whats yo number:
What would you do if you woke up next to me:
Will you repost this so i can do da same for u:
How do I explain this.
I'm a man crawling through a desert, No water for days when suddenly I look up and see a small stream. My body is so weak but I shall persevere and make it for a small drink. My limbs are heavy. It's getting harder to move. One arm after another, one leg after another, I'm getting closer. I can almost reach it. NO! My limbs are dead. They won't move another muscle. My arm is stretched out, only inches from the stream and I can't move any further. If I'm not touching the stream. I might as well be miles away.
That is how I feel right now. I adore this girl and love her to death but I'm so far away. Even when I was with her, if I didn't have an arm around her waist it felt like we were miles apart.
I love you, Richelle, with all my heart. I can't wait until we get together next time.
as the annual valentine's day rolls around it becomes painfully obvious how single you are. I personally hate this day for this reason and everytime it comes around I die inside and get completely unnerved until killing someone is a very appealing option. but I've found a solution. Why not ask everyone to be your valentine? Guy, girl ask everyone. It's got me through high school for valentine's day since i started. It's a much less violent way then just killing someone, and it distracts me from the couples that love to express thier felling for another, which is a fucking big slap in the face for the single people. While on the subject, Why can't they be like this everyday? express their love for each other everyday? Just proves the Valentine bullshit. They feel obligated to express their love for that one day. They can't do it everyday? For fucks sakes, do it everyday to show that you care about your significant other everyday you have with them in your life. you don't need to express it for only one day.
I fucking hate valentine's day.
but i digress this is my results for the question "will you be my valentine?"
yes: 18
no: 6
Maybe: 3
Makeout Game. .
There is at least one person on your Nex list that probably wants to kiss you....So lets play the makeouts...
The rules are simple...If you want to kiss the person who posts this, then reply to this blog saying "yes i do!!"...
Post this on your blog to.
I'm sorry...
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you.
I'm sorry...
That I was raised with enough respect
to not sleep with you when you were drunk.
I'm sorry...
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.
I'm sorry...
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.
I'm sorry...
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".
I'm sorry...
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.
I'm sorry...
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things.
I'm sorry...
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.
I'm sorry...
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry...
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date.
I'm sorry...
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out, you went home with another guy.
I'm sorry...
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough for you to listen to me when I need a friend.
I'm sorry...
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be
thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.
I'm sorry...
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours,
instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.
I'm sorry...
that you can't realize... I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry...
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care.
But most of all
I'm sorry...
For not being sorry anymore.
I'm sorry...
That you can't accept me for who I am.
I'm sorry...
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry...
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it,
I thought that was what friends were for.
I'm sorry...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry...
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you
instead of spending time with my family.
I'm sorry...
That I cared.
I'm sorry...
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to. Maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to repost, and you would never make your guy feel this way, repost as "Girls don't realize these things'
How old do I look?
[ ] 11
[ ] 12
[ ] 13
[ ] 14
[ ] 15
[ ] 16
[ ] 17
[ ] 18
[ ] 19
[ ] 20
[ ] 21
[ ] other ___
How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoT)
[ ] 1
[ ] 2
[ ] 3
[ ] 4
[ ] 5
[ ] 6
[ ] 7
[ ] 8
[ ] 9
[ ] 10
Would you rather..
[ ] Do me
Or
[ ] Date me
Do I have pretty eyes?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Would you be sad if I moved?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Would you come visit me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Am I..
[ ] Hott
[ ] Beautiful
[ ] Sexy
[ ] Cute
Would you rather..
[ ] Makeout
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] Go out
Do you want to go out with me?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Would you give me your number?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
WOULD YOU....
[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[_] lick my cheek?
[_] miss me if we went out then broke up?
[_] dance with me?
[_] let me make you breakfast?
[_] tap me on the ass?
[_] help me with homework?
[_] tickle me to death?
[_] let me tickle you?
[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] carress my body?
[_] play strip poker with me?
[_] say yes if i asked you out?
[_] let me wear your pants?
[_] get wasted with me?
[_] instant message me?
[_] greet me in public?
[_] hang out with me?
[_] bring me around your friends?
DO YOU...
[_] think im cute?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle wit me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[_] aquintences?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
AM I...
[_] smart?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE YOU EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me? [Or wanted to...]
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE YOU...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinkin bout me?
[_] going to repost this in your journal so that i will return the favor?
What Would You Do If:
I committed suicide
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
I started smoking:
I stole something:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got into a fight and you weren't there:
What Do You Think About My:
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Manners
31 questions
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you fuck me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
Pick the month you were born in
1 - I ran over
2 - I banged
3 - I needed
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I stabbed
7 - I ran naked with
8 - I slept with
9 - I cuddled with
10 - I licked
11 - I killed
12- I smoked
Pick the day of the month that it is
01 - ur grandma
02 - a lesbian
03 - a horse
04 - my ex
05 - your mom
06 - you
07 - a bag of weed
08 - a prostitute
09 - a toothbrush
10 - a jew
11 - a homo
12 - the trojan man
13 - Paris Hilton
14 - a whore
15 - a cat
16 - a pickle
17 - a mexican
18 - a pornstar
19 - a dog
20 - an orange
21 - a crackhead
22 - a bisexual
23 - a easter egg
24 - a bowl of cereal
25 - a condom
26 - a jar of honey
27 - the kool-aid man
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a french fry
30 - your dealer
31 - a stripper
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm cool like that
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray -because I love marijuana
Orange - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Other - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
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Let's see what I can rant about this time... graduation. ok that makes sense. I'm graduating this year, so of course there's something to talk about somewhere in there. Me and Roland tried for the grad committee as a joke but somehow got into helping with the banquet, not too shabby I guess. anywya rant time... What's with everybody getting all anxious about graduating. sure it could be a big thing, and it is. but if it's the biggest thing that's going to happen in your life, you have a sad life ahead of you, or a short one. I could think of 100 different things, well maybe not 100, but quite alot of things more exciting the grad. People just over exaggerate the special day that is grad and I laugh at them cause if they are so pumped about it how come they're not like that all the time. The world would be so much better if everybody was in anticipation of something. cause then they would either be stressed out of their minds which I would laugh at them or they would be happy and excied and teachers would think they have ADD and put them on ritalin then realise ritalin isn't working so they put all these kids on marijuana which they were probably on anyway and then everyone wins... I don't know how the win but this made me laugh nonetheless. Emo Chickens are called Chicken Cutlets!
ok so i've come to the conclusion that people who are completely indescrete about their sex life make me want to pelt them with a brick. Ok, let's make this clear. kissing, maybe making out if it's not excessive. I'm completely fine with that, but seriously, if you want to have you hand in your partner's pants, bra, shirt ect. in a way that you know will arouse them, just take it somewhere else for god's sakes. ya I don't know where else I can go with this... wait! And whores. Ok, I don't really see the need to be passed around. Chastity belts for all of you. If you can't keep it in your pants, you shouldn't even bother going out for the night. Just think of it as school(though some people can't even keep it to themselves there) and maybe you won't have to have sex with every thing that remotely looks like a penis or vagina for the lesbien whores. ya i'm not getting very far with this... Fuck it I'll just go be a pimp, much easier than telling whores what to do... I'll command them with the bitchslap of doom.
