THE HUMAN SLINKY!!!!!

ok im not going to metion any names
PLEASE READ THIS SO FUNNY

ok one day me and a friend are just hanging out at home
when all of a sudden my cell phone goes off... its another
so called friend... well this person asks the talk to the friend
that i was with at the time, sure no problem. so my friend is on
the phone with this person, all of a sudden my friend hung up
laughing. i asked wtf was that. it turns out that this person asked
my friend if they could borrow $150 so that they could go buy their
t.v back from the pawn shop, no no this is the best part! so they could
pawn it off again wait wait ok now this puts the icing on the cake!
so they could pay her mom back for fronting them crack the night b4!

omg hahahahahahahahaha

TEN ARE YOU:
1. are you single? no
2. are you happy? sure
3. are you bored? sort of
4. are you Italian? no
5. are you pregnant? i dont think so...
6. are you Irish? half
7. are you nice? i like to think so
8. are you Asian? umm no
9. are you cold?no

TEN FACTS:
1. name: Ashley
2. nicknames: Ash, woman (from rob)
3. birthplace: Trail BC
4.hair color: Black
5. natural hairstyle: Wavey
6. birthday: May 7th 1991
7. facebook: Ashley Burns
9. one place to visit: No Where
10. where are you going to be in an hour? same place i am now


TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LIFE:
1. have you ever been in love? yeah
2. do you believe in love at first sight? yes
3. have you ever been hurt emotionally? yes
4. have you ever broken someones heart? yeah
5. have you ever had your heart broken?always
6. have you ever liked someone and never told them? yes
7. are you afraid of commitment? sometimes
8. who was the last person you hugged?pat
9. who was the last person you said I love you to? pat
10. who was the last person who made you cry?my mom

TEN THIS OR THAT:
1. love or lust? love
2. hard liquor or beer? hard liqour
3. cats or dogs? dogs
4. a few best friends or many regular friends? few besties
5. television or internet? internet
6. wild night out or romantic night in? romantic night in
7. money or happiness? happiness
8. day or night? night .
9. IM or phone? phone
10. hamburgers or fries? fries

TEN HAVE YOU EVER:
1. been caught sneaking out? yup
2. been skinny dipping? yah
3. done something you regret? yah
4. bungee jumped? nope
5. lied to someone you like? yes
6. finished an entire jaw breaker? yah lol
7. slept in the same bed with someone from the opposite gender? every night
8. cried because you lost a pet? yah
9. wanted to disappear? daily
10. slit your wrists?.......umm.....

TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER:
1. smile or eyes? eyes
2. light or dark hair? dark
3. hugs or kisses? hugs
4. shorter or taller?taller
5. intelligence or attraction?intelligence
6. romantic or spontaneous? both...
7. funny or serious? funny
8. skinny or fat? either
9. outgoing or quiet? outgoing
10. sweet or badass? both

You're a 90's kid if:

You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

HELLO....HOT WHEELS!!!!!
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You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

You remember when super nintendos became popular.

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
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You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS

Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

You made paper scrunchies to see who you'd end up marrying
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You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

You used to wear those stick on earrings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You thought Brain would finally take over the world

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

You remember when razor scooters were cool.



When we were younger:

Before the MySpace frenzy...

Before the Internet & text messaging...

Before Sidekicks & iPods...

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...

...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Tag.

Get Over Here!!!! means something to you.

Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.

Red Light, Green Light.

Heads Up 7 Up.

Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.

Hopskotch.

Tree Houses.

Hula Hoops.

Captain Planet.

Running through the sprinklers.

That "Little Mermaid"

Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car.

Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"

Or what about:

Hey Arnold.

Rugrats.

The Secret World of Alex Mac.

Rocco's Modern Life.

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Doug.

Magic School Bus.

Aladdin.
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Pinky and the Brain

Sailor Moon.

Blossom.

Beavis & Butt-Head

Wishbone.

Bill Nye the Science Guy

MR RODGERS!!!!

Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.

Under the Umbrella Tree

PEE-WEE!!!

The Big Comfy Couch


Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.

Class field trips.

When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.

When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.

When Toys R Us overuled the mall.



Go back to the time when:

Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.

Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.

When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.


When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!

Racism
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you're born you're pink. "
"When you grow up you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun you turn red, "
"When you're cold you turn blue, "
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....

"I Feel Like Dying"

Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying... I feel like dying
Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying... I feel like dying
Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying... I feel like dying
(I feel like, I feel like, I feel like...)

Yeah, hello...
Get lifted...
Yeah, I get lifted
Yeah, yeah, so get lifted... yup! Haha...

I am sittin' on the clouds, I got smoke comin' from my seat
I can play basketball with the moon, I got the whole world at my feet
Playin' touch football, on marijuana street
Or, in a marijuana field, you are so beneath my cleets
Get high, so high, that I... feel... like... lying
Down in a cigar, roll me up and smoke me 'cause...
(I feel like dying)

Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying... I feel like dying
Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying... I feel like dying
(I feel like, I feel like, I feel like...)

Swimming laps around a bottle of Louis the Thirteenth
Jumpin' off of a mountain into a sea of Codeine
I'm at the top of the top, but... still I climb
And if I should ever fall, the ground would then turn to wine
Pop, pop, I feel like flying, then I feel like frying, then...
(I feel like dying)

Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying... I feel like dying
Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying... I feel like dying
(I feel like, I feel like, I feel like...)

I can mingle with the stars, and throw a party on Mars
I am a prisoner, locked up behind Xanax bars
I have just boarded a plane, without a pilot
And violets are blue, roses are red
Daisies are yellow, the flowers are dead
Wish I can give you this feeling... I feel like buying
And if my dealer don't have no more, then...
(I feel like dying)

Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying... I feel like dying
Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying... I feel like dying

well i have officially royally fucked over my life
ive lost all of my friends shit... well im sorry u
all dont want anything to do with me anymore but
i guess that is your choice sure ive made some
really stupid choices in the last couple weeks
but everyone fucks up once in a while the ppl
that still want me in their lives are showing
me who my real friends are and as far as
im concerned the rest of you can all go fuck
yourselves cause you obiviously aren't worth my
time anyway....