My Poem to you my dear. BY MY BESTEST FRIEND KAILEA!!!<3
Deon, oh Deon how I care for you so,
When you stand up tall and catch my fall,
That’s when I melt into a ball.
But even though, you’re a hoe,
I’ll still be your friend,
Till the end.
Even when you say your vow,
To that bitch ass cow.
I know what you’ll be thinking,
What the hell am I dinking?
Then you’ll leave the alter,
With your butler named Walter.
You’ll come look for me,
Then you’ll see,
Me on my one knee,
Proposing to Joe,
Oh no, oh no.
So what will you do?
Oh SHIT you stepped in poo!
You go out side,
I think your trying to hide,
I run after you,
Not knowing what you were going to do,
You say to me,
Ohhh Kailea!
How I care for you,
So much I don’t know what to do.
So you get down on your knee,
Propose to *gasp* me,
As Walter sits there and does nothing but stare,
And thinks to himself “wow this isn’t fair.
Why does he get her?
And I get this faux fur,
Man I suck,
And I sure do have bad luck.”
Now back to us,
We’re now on a bus.
I say yes,
You say wow this ride cost a lot less.
I slap you and say “you’re a jerk!”
Then on steps Derk.
We all say hi,
Then wave good-bye.
You say sorry,
And that I have not to worry,
You were only kidding,
And bought me some pudding.
We get off the bus,
And you rented for us,
A horse and carriage,
For our lovely marriage.
I wear all white,
You wear all black,
Oh geez the nerves are in flight,
I think I’m going to yak.
You hold back my hair,
Buy me a teddy bear.
We get on with this thing,
That was once just a fling.
We both say yes,
But your best man Wes,
Starts to cry,
He thinks oh man why didn’t I give her a try?
But now it’s too late,
We’ve walked out the gate,
We head for our flight,
To spend the next night,
In Tahiti,
Where you feed me,
A grape,
Dressed like an ape.
Then we go one home,
Cause this is the end of the poem.
I hope you’re alone,
Cause then… We bone ;)
