When your sad, I will get you drunk and help plot revenge on that sorry basterd who made you sad.When you are blue, ill try to dislodge whatever is chokin you. When you smile i'll know you finilly got laid.When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance i get.Wen you are confused, I will use little words to explane it to your dumb ASS.Wen you are sick, stay away frome me until you're well again. I don't want what ever you have.When you fall I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
your frend.
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