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Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.


How many songs? 2340

Sort by artist
First artist: A-Teens
Last artist: 3OH!3

Sort by song title
First Song: A- Hole - Bowling For Soup
Last Song: 99 Times - Kate Voegele

Sort by time
Shortest Song: I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today - Avenue Q, xD
Longest Song: You'll Make It - Faber Drive. O.o Apparently I have longer songs than Konstantine, <3

Sort by album
First Album: ABBA Greatest Hits
Last Album: Don't really have much albums put in, O.o

First song that comes up on shuffle: How Strange - Emilie Autumn

How many songs come up when you search for "sex": 10

How many songs come up when you search for "death"? - 27

How many songs come up when you search for "love"? - 117
 

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Ashley: There was this fly on my shoulder when I came inside, and then it suddenly started buzzing and crawling on the corner of my roof. It scared me with it's popping-out-of-nowhere. -stares at it- O.o

Mom: Are you sure it's a fly?

Ashley: I think so. Well... It does look weird. I dont know, it's too high to tell.

Mom: I dont think that's a fly. -gets a fly swatter- This isn't working. I can't get the angle.

Ashley: -stands on a chair and squishes with a tissue- -looks in it-

Insect: -gets up and crawls-

Ashley: -screams loudly and tosses the tissue-

Mom: What was that!?

Ashley: Scream and throw! Scream and throw! .... It moved close to my hand...

Mom: Well, that does us no good! -kills it-

Ashley: Eww.... Another weird bug that I keep seeing. I didn't know it could fly. Or buzz. O.O Weird new bugs are going to take over the world....

 

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Birthday, :)
 

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Me

I want fishsticks.... Mommy forgot to get me some

Joshua

cause ur the only one who likes em apparently

lol

Me

Aparently, xD

Nah, mom likes them too

Joshua

hehhehe....

u like "fish sticks"!

xD

Me

-blink- Josh, vaginas are not in stick form.

Joshua

XD

i mean fish dicks.. u tard

Me

And penises only smell like fish after fucking a dirty hoe.

Joshua

XD
 

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Christmas, <3


 

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SO.
I wish I could look like these women. All three are absolutely beautiful.


Chelsea Korka






Kerli





Amy Lee




 

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*Making out heavily with Kev*
Kevin: *suddenly pulls away* Did you know that they're genetically enhancing cows?
Ashley: *blink*
Kev: *kisses more, and pulls away again* Yeah, I mean, those things are BUFF. You wouldn't want one of them to hit you, or your leg would be GONE.
Ashley: *bursts out laughing*
Kevin: And then they'd probably eat it.
Ashley: *can't stop laughing*
Kevin: and you would have to sit there and watch it eat your leg! ....... And this is totally a bad time for this!
Ashley: Aha, yeah, aha, that's why I'm laughing.
Kevin: Sorry, *continues with what we were doing* *bursts out laughing* Now I can't stop thinking about buff cows!
Ashley: Me neither! Ahahaha.
Kevin: Still turned on?
Ashley: No, not really.
Kevin: Me neither.
Both: Ahahahaha
 

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So, I'm going to actually start posting on nex again, and hopefully, I can get others to do the same. Why? Well...
1. No
parents.
2. Pretty
colors and fonts.

Enough said.
 

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RantRantRant.
So, I really hate how immature some people can be.
Today started off as a great day (besides the fact that I had to walk, and it was really cold out. >.<).
I had art first period (yay!).
Then, instead of math, I got to go to Mr. Ripkens room and watch them play Halo 3 and Rockband, and then got asked to sing, but I didn't know the words, so I just hummed.
After was lunch, when me and my friends went carolling around the school.
And then came Michener Idol. I was excited.
Now, here is where my intense annoyance comes in.
The fact that some little grade seveners who can't keep there mouths shut, are very loud, and very disrespectful, reside in our school.
This brought my good mood down.
Really, some people need to grow some manners.
How can you sit there and say someone sucks, when they have talent and actually contribute something, and you are just sitting there being a little arrogant asshole?
Also, how can you not take a hint and stop when you just made a large group of people completely hate your guts?
Really, when you make me, of all people, pissed off, you should know your going really too far, considering I don't get mad easily.
Okay, here is the end of my rant. I'm not in an annoyed mood anymore (it went away after about an hour), but I just felt like I should still write this.
 

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I really want her outfit. =)
 

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&lt;3
 

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Iwuvjoo &lt;3
Ashley -- Babydoll Gone Wrong...? says:
Aparently I had sex hair yesterday
nef:::::: [Mr. Something wishes to slit your throat] says:
c: yay sex hair.
Ashley -- Babydoll Gone Wrong...? says:
=)
Sigh says:
YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?
Ashley -- Babydoll Gone Wrong...? says:
NEVER SIGHRY! I LOVE YOUUU!
Sigh says:
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! BUT I'VE HEARD THE RUMORS! I'VE HEARD ABOUT /HER/.
Ashley -- Babydoll Gone Wrong...? says:
I TOLD YOU STRAIGHT UP ABOUT HER! THERE MAY BE COMPLICATIONS, BUT OUR RELATIONSHIP IS STRONG! I hope....?
Sigh says:
IT'S HARD TO TRUST YOU! EVERYTHING'S JUST SO HARD! O-Of course...
Ashley -- Babydoll Gone Wrong...? says:
BUT YOU KNOW ME INSIDE AND OUT! YOU SHOULD KNOW I'D NEVER CHEAT ON YOU! -sniffle-
Sigh says:
I KNOW HUN! I KNOW! -hugs-
Ashley -- Babydoll Gone Wrong...? says:
-huggles- -sniffle- I wuv joo
Sigh says:
-cuddle- I do love you, it's just so hard sometimes...
Ashley -- Babydoll Gone Wrong...? says:
Mhmm. It is, it is. Why is life so unfair! -goes on knees, and holds arms up- Whyyyyyyyyyy!
Sigh says:
lolll
Ashley -- Babydoll Gone Wrong...? says:
xD
Ashley -- Babydoll Gone Wrong...? says:
When you get here, we're going to have that fight, even if it's fake. xD
Ashley -- Babydoll Gone Wrong...? says:
In the middle of a crowded area
 

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You should have lied.
It doesn't matter
That you had the courage to tell me
The easy way out
Was to free up your guilt, laid it on me
What do I care?
If it didn't really mean a thing why'd you do it?
I'm standing here
Looking at someone who doesn't
Know they blew it, yeah

You should have lied
Cause' your stupid mistake
Made my world crash down
Now its goodbye
No you can't take it back
Once the truth has come out of your mouth
So you tried to be honest
But honesty blew it this time
You should have lied

If a tree falls inside of a forest and nobody hears it
It wont affect anybody 'cause no one will miss it

What would I care
If you were dying from the guilt of keeping a secret?
This isn't fair
'cause now I've gotta be the one dealing with it, oh

You should have lied
Cause' your stupid mistake
Made my world crash down
Now its goodbye
No you can't take it back
Once the truth has come out of your mouth
So you tried to be honest
But honesty blew it this time

I don't get it
Where was your conscience when
You were with her
Couldn't you hear it scream out?

You should have lied
Cause' your stupid mistake
Made my world crash down
So you tried to be honest
But honesty blew it this time
You should have lied

It doesn't matter
That you had the courage to tell me
 

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Brandy is sticking my stuff down her bra...
I want my cell phone back...
And necklaces...
And stuffed elephant....
And toner...
And lotion...
And ponytails...
And hairclips....
And chopstick....
And makeup bag....
And scarf....
And iced tea...
And water bottle....
And computer speaker....
And plastic snake....
And hairbrush...
And mirror....
And black nailpolish...
And baby spoon....
And chapstick...
And Oregel...
And curling iron...
And blank cds....
And other cds...
And video game...
And anti-persperant...
And pencils...


Holy crap.
 

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