Taylor Nielsen
ACSS-12
Don't blink,
Just like that you're six years old
And you take a nap
And you wake up and you're 25
Then your high school sweetheart becomes your wife.
Don't blink,
You just might miss your babies growing like mine did
Turnin' into moms and dads
Next thing you know your better half of 50 years
Is there in bed and you're prayin' God takes you instead
Trust me friend, 100 years goes faster than you think
So don't blink.[/quote]
So true....
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RECENT ALBUMS
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BASICS
| Height: | 189 cm - 193 cm (6'3" - 6'4") |
| Weight: | 92 Kg - 95 Kg (201 lbs - 210 lbs) |
| Birthday: | December 21, 1990 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Long term |
| Living Situation: | Living with significant other |
| Location: | British Columbia, Canada |
| Join Date: | 04:39pm | Jan 11, '05 |
| Profile Updated: | 11:41pm | Dec 19, '09 |
| Last Active: | 11:34pm | Jul 07, '10 |
INTERESTS
| Movies: | Action, Comedy, Horror, Psychological Thrillers |
| Animals/Pets: | Birds, Cats, Dogs, Farm Animals, Fish, Horses, Reptiles |
| Video Games: | First person shooter, Fighting, Racing, Role Playing, Simulations, Sports, Strategy |
| Cars: | Audio, Car Clubs, Drag Racing, Drifting, Formula 1, Imports, Modifications, Nascar, Offroad, Rally, Tuning, Classics |
| Music: | Alternative, Pop, Punk, Rap, Rock, Techno |
| Sports: | BMX, Body Building, Boxing, Football (American), Hockey, Mountain Biking, Paintball, Snowboarding, Soccer, Surfing, Swimming, Water-skiing, Wrestling, Wakeboarding, Handball, Motocross, Fencing |
| Activities: | Drinking, Driving, Gambling, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Darts |
| Musical Instruments: | Bass guitar, Double Bass, Electric Guitar, Kit Drums, Other Drums |
| Outdoor: | Camping, Going to the beach, Hiking |
| Computers: | E-mail, Gaming, Graphics, Hardware, Instant Messaging, Linux/BSD, Surfing the net |
ME
ABOUT ME
9 reasons 2 date a goalie
1.we always wear protection
2.we have great hands
3.we have great stamina
4.we find the opening and we will plug it up
5.we never show up and not try to please the crowed
6.we no how 2 use are wood
7.we have long and thick sticks
8.we no when 2 play be agressive
9.we can go 4 60 minutes and if neccessary 20 more without breaks
10 reasons why bikes are better than girlfriends
1-Bikes dont get pregnant
2-You can ride them any time of month
3-Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong.
4-You can share a bike with friend
5-Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden
6-Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
7-If your bike is too loose you can tighten it
8-Bikes dont insult you if you are bad rider
9-You dont have to take a shower before you ride your bike
10-You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see movie or
meet its parents
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The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You
don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,! Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have
too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
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1.we always wear protection
2.we have great hands
3.we have great stamina
4.we find the opening and we will plug it up
5.we never show up and not try to please the crowed
6.we no how 2 use are wood
7.we have long and thick sticks
8.we no when 2 play be agressive
9.we can go 4 60 minutes and if neccessary 20 more without breaks
10 reasons why bikes are better than girlfriends
1-Bikes dont get pregnant
2-You can ride them any time of month
3-Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong.
4-You can share a bike with friend
5-Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden
6-Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines
7-If your bike is too loose you can tighten it
8-Bikes dont insult you if you are bad rider
9-You dont have to take a shower before you ride your bike
10-You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see movie or
meet its parents
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You
don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,! Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have
too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
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THE DRESSING ROOM
People on the outside world cannot understand what happens in a hockey dressing room.
The word chemistry is often used to describe what lurks behind the walls of a tight knit hockey room.
If you talk to most players who win championships, they talk of the blood and guts, the second efforts, but most importantly they point out the chemistry in the room.
From the day training camp starts, players are thrown together from all parts of the globe.
Once the team is made, this is now your second family.
You will bleed with these team-mates, you will win and you will lose with them, but most of all they will become your best buddies in the world.
These are the guys you have to trust – not only on the ice but off the ice as well.
When you’re flying up the ice and you hear a “heads up Stewy!”, and you quickly avoid a train coming at you, your buddies were there for you. When you are at the bar unable to walk, your buddies are the ones to make sure you get home ok.
When you passed out on the couch, your buddies are the ones that will t-bag you and then take pictures of it for everybody.
You will taste the sweet flavour of victory, and you will cry tears together in defeat.
You Will Go Through hell and high water for the next 9 months and you will have a family that will take care of you.
Away from home for the first time, you may feel homesick.
Your boys will stick together and all of you will have some of the best times of you life.
Stories told in the dressing room, end when you walk out the door.
What happens in a dressing room becomes a world of itself.
If you respect this responsibility you will reap the benefits of a great year.
Respecting the code of the locker room is more about life then it is about what happens on the ice.
Cherish these times in the room; From sitting around having a chew after a game, or pissing on a rookie in the shower - these are memories that will
stay with you for a lifetime.
Embrace these rules, respect your team-mates, but most of all enjoy the dance.
When it’s all over, you will think back and smile at the golden moments of your youth.
Then you will wake up your son or daughter and take him or her to practice.
As you take a sip of your warm coffee, you can be gracious that you were there - you played, you laughed, your cried - and got to the dance
The word chemistry is often used to describe what lurks behind the walls of a tight knit hockey room.
If you talk to most players who win championships, they talk of the blood and guts, the second efforts, but most importantly they point out the chemistry in the room.
From the day training camp starts, players are thrown together from all parts of the globe.
Once the team is made, this is now your second family.
You will bleed with these team-mates, you will win and you will lose with them, but most of all they will become your best buddies in the world.
These are the guys you have to trust – not only on the ice but off the ice as well.
When you’re flying up the ice and you hear a “heads up Stewy!”, and you quickly avoid a train coming at you, your buddies were there for you. When you are at the bar unable to walk, your buddies are the ones to make sure you get home ok.
When you passed out on the couch, your buddies are the ones that will t-bag you and then take pictures of it for everybody.
You will taste the sweet flavour of victory, and you will cry tears together in defeat.
You Will Go Through hell and high water for the next 9 months and you will have a family that will take care of you.
Away from home for the first time, you may feel homesick.
Your boys will stick together and all of you will have some of the best times of you life.
Stories told in the dressing room, end when you walk out the door.
What happens in a dressing room becomes a world of itself.
If you respect this responsibility you will reap the benefits of a great year.
Respecting the code of the locker room is more about life then it is about what happens on the ice.
Cherish these times in the room; From sitting around having a chew after a game, or pissing on a rookie in the shower - these are memories that will
stay with you for a lifetime.
Embrace these rules, respect your team-mates, but most of all enjoy the dance.
When it’s all over, you will think back and smile at the golden moments of your youth.
Then you will wake up your son or daughter and take him or her to practice.
As you take a sip of your warm coffee, you can be gracious that you were there - you played, you laughed, your cried - and got to the dance