BASEBALL PLAYER
1. Have great hands
2. Used to scoring no matter what base they're on
3. Have tremendous endurance
4. Always use a glove
5. Don't stop until the job is done
6. Have the biggest sticks
7. Make sure they touch every base
8. Don't mind diving face first into things
9. Take the extra base if they can get in
10. Slide into home really HARD
11. Have great range
12. Know all the signals
13. Use protection at all times
14. Practice until it's perfect
15. Don't cheat
16. Know the best positions
17. Are good at hitting in the right spots
18. Only the best baseball players have big asses
♥ 19. Don't touch any of they're friends bat
20. Are just the tighest, they're PIMPS
21. Get screamed at when they hit the wrong spot
22. Will do anything to get around all the bases
23. Can either hit it hard or soft
24. Get asked to play more if they do it good
25. Are really hot
These are some from are fans...(;
1. They don't mind getting dirty
2. They don't need a halftime
3. They hit it hard ! (;
4. If it's a reallll good game, it can go into extra innings !
5. They have great bat control
6. The pitchers pound the zone!
7. They know how to use protection
8. They know their bats more than anyone.
9. They have good aim (:
10. They always dominate
11. They always make the adjustment
12. Sometimes they have doubleheaders.