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Birthday:	July 06, 1990
Location:	United Arab Emirates, Asia, World
Join Date:	08:33pm \| Sep 29, '05
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Last Active:	12:23pm \| Sep 30, '07

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pray to guntar

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My name is josh. I have problems but at least I look real sexy in all of my pictures, and my mom says I could be a model because I look so handsome! My ass talks to me at night and it tells me to do weird things, and I even do them sometimes- but only If I've eaten my candy. I got first place in the special olympics at my school and my teacher says im special too so i must be really special. People think I'm so cool and girls love me so much because I know how to dress cool by shopping at Wal Mart and I beat up nerds all the time, like last week I sent a nerd to the hospital because I broke his arms.

If I was King of Canada I would go on TV and make everyone cry and then give everyone candy so they would laugh and then I would kick them in the head so they would cry again.

my ass is happy
my ass is sad
my ass wants candy

When I drink milk funny stuff happens because I'm allergic to milk and a doctor said it makes my brain mess up but It's okay because milk tastes really good and I'm happy when I drink it because everything is blue and I can talk to the floor.

People in wheelchairs scare me really bad. One time I saw one in the mall and he was coming towards me so I threw my pop at him so I could get away- but mall security found me and put me in a room with the scary wheelchair man. I was so scared I cried but it's okay because my mom came and got me and told them all I was special.

Everybody always talks too fast. You have to talk slower because If i hear too many words I get confused.

When I drink apple juice I have a siezure.

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