IAN MERCER
Hayden Panettiere "I know what you're asking yourself. And the answer is yes.
I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon.
But I also nicknamed my testis. My left one is James Westfall
and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.
You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang."
William
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel
and built the Eiffel towel out of metal and brawn.
That's what kind of man I am."
PentaPod
**Ian Pettifor**