Jason
B.P.
TOP 8 REASONS TO DATE A GOLFER
1. we drive long and hard
2. we always get it in the hole
3. every hole has a par
4. we know how to use our hips
5. we go well into the night
6. we never have to rest
7. we say your out alot
8. we never leave until we get it in the hole
TOP 10 REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER THEN SEX
#10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7 - Foursomes are encouraged.
#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5 - Three times a day is possible
#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the #1 reason why Golf is better than Sex...If your equipment gets old, you can replace it.