*J.essica - 21, Female, New York
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J E S S I C A
J:You live life for fun.
E:You hav a fine ass.
S:Easy to fall in love with.
S:Eay to fall in love with
I:You live for sex.
C:Oral sex is a natural talent.
A:You like to drink



A :You like to drink
B: You like people
C : Oral sex is a natural talent
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
E : You have a fine ass
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H: You know how to use your tongue
I: You live for sex
K: You have many blonde moments
J : You live life for fun.
L : Everyone loves you
M : One to have fun.
N : You are one of the best in bed
O : You are dead sexy.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for.
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : Fucking crazy.
Z : Always ready
 

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lmao lmao
Your name is Jimbo fushi. You are terribly lost in front of a hanted abandond amusment park alone at night. You then see a lit up ticket booth. if you look for the phone booth go to 10. If you sneek up to the window go to 6. If you try to sneek passed it to walk around the park go to 4.


1.You are on the run from the lady in the ticket booth. You dive behind the feris wheel and you know you safe you then see a you see frainkenstien walking out of the haunted house. If you try to ride the feris wheel go to 5. If you try to talk to frainkenstein to see if he can help go to 3.

2.You climbed down safely and ran into the maze o mirrors. You can see trap doors the one on the right you can hear people whispering behind the trap door on the left you hear someone calling for help! if you go to the right go to 9. If you go to the left go to 11.

3.You go up to frainkenstein and say hi. he says " Why are you hear you cant be hear!" You are then eatn by a monster your adventure ends here.

4.You are on your way around the ticket booth when the lady inside spots you! If you run away go to 1. If you ask her to go on the rides with you go to 7.

5.You rode the ferris wheel and got stuck at the top. if you try to climb down go to 2. if you call for help from the gil at the ticket booth go to 8.

6. You sneek up to the window and see a creepy small lady counting money if you tap on the window go to 12. if you sneek around ino the park go to 4.

7.You aked her o go on the rides with you she tells you she needs a key to start up the rides and sends you to find the maintnence worker. You walk down to the janitors building there are two stair cases. if you go up you can see a table with a phone on it. if you go down you can see a door with with an axe in it . If you go up go to 13. if you go down go to 15.

8.she leaves you there and your trapped your adventure ends here.

9.there are monsters behind this door they all saw you you get caught and die.

10.you find the phone booth but it dont work you go back to the ticket booth go to 4.

11. He see's a person stuck in a bin of fishing rods! if you help them out go to 16. If you grab a rod to try and in a prize go to 14.

12.She sees you an comes out. You think she's nice but she trapps you in the booth. Your adventure ends here.

13. you use the phone to call for help and are taken home safely.you adventure ends here.

14.You win a prize with the ishing rod but the man who has to give it to you is stuck in the bin because you didnt help him he is angry he has escaped from the bin annd catches you your adventure ends here.

15. You go inside the oor and find a man looking for his axe he see's you opening the door he see's his axe and grabs it your adventure ends here.

16.He is gratefull you helped him and he gives you a ride home you re free.
 

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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
 

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fact
 

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MATH
"BAMMMM!!"

"BE HEALED!!!"

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"BAM!!!"

"shield!"

"BAM!!"

"BE HEALED!"
 

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Were Cool <33
Not So Secret Notes

Can you taste my tounge?

Do i suit tukes? " Wait yes of coarse i do"

Drive throughs!!!!!
-What can i get with less than 5 calories? "i dunno" "IM FAT!!"

-We were playing spin the bottle then we went up to his room! and...
-Girl comes out and stares awkwardly

TORONTO! i've got a few hours to kill lets go to toronto
"hey there's a spechial on plane tickets to LONDON!"

Getting COMPLETELY drugged up for the plane rides

pokin the guy in front of us hands with my fork so he wouldnt touch me

HIGH FIVE!

cracked up old you ...................young me

three under age girls walkin alone in down town toronto at night

"we just met our prince charming at a mini golf!"

blowing away in the wind like it actually happens ok
 

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Niiki n me<3
Nikki do you feel that? " Maybe what?" "Well you would no if you felt it" "Well i might feel it what are you doin?" - Some Random Guy- " Well i can feel it"

Dont bite your thumb too hard " OUCH!!" "you bite it too hard?" "Ya and it hurts" "well i warned you didnt it" "Ya "

"Ya we live here" "Like alone?" "Ya this is our place" "WHAT NO ITS NOT" "Shit she's right its not"

"Were not gunna wait for marrage" "WHY THE FUCK NOT I AM"
 

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<33 the crew
But she thinks im pretty!!

Let's Race. . . Zoom there goes mea

Caawwwwwww Caaawwwwww. oh she wanted to go to the bathroom

Word G-MAN

TAG your it!! But try not to kick me in the shins!

Pop tart fruit tart fag tart BITCH TART!

Ask megan" ok . . . who's Megan?"

GO TO THE HORIZONTAL!

If they are starving... why dont they just KILL AN ELEPHANT?!?!?!

WE NEED A C.S.I OMG CALL GHOST BUSTERS! LMAO ITS CASPER!

MEA: Dont worrie i throw up in the toilet
JESSICA: Ya and on the floor and the bath tub and behind the toilet and all over the walls lmao
 

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our memories<3
THIS IS CLEARLY THE WORK OF THE UK!!

hahaha havin sex with liam jkjk liam tellin sean and him askin me later

"im getting mad" "why?" "at your talkin" "ok oops" "seriously your starting to piss me off" " why?" "omg i seriously hate you now" "wtf?" "dont talk to me ever again i hate you!!"

kittens your rapter apples under water you stupid son of a bitch!

well now you remember what i told you bout that? "ya kinda" "well jesus christ youkinda did the opposite" "hahaha o ya i decided it was time lmao"

"who are you talkin to?" "uh. . . s t e p h a n i e " "shes not on tho..." "Shit i forgot you were friends with her!"

"OMG you guys he undid my BRA!!" i slamm on the brakes! "me and jenna and jolene laughing so hard!

OMG OMG OMG! "what what's wrong!" "i think" "you think what whats wrong!!!" "i think i just broke my nail" "WTF!! i was scared to death" "o haha srry"
 

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<3 good times
OMG!! "What?" "i almost drowned!!" "wow its a good thing we can breathe under water!"

FUAGO!! "YES!" "what?" " it says 6 or over on it WE MADE THE CUT!" "i introduced him to the guy i liked and he didnt like him " "what did it do?" "well it made the wah wahah wahh sound and swam back and forth:( " "what are you gunna do now?" "well fuago doesnt like him i cant like him anymore now!"

"hey can i ask you something?" "ya go for it" "what the hell is goin on under that blanket?" "lmao . . . im changing" "what are you changing for?" "i wanna put on my jeans . . . o shit where did i put those damn jeans?" " i dunno but the guys are here!"

"Do you like that guy?" "no why?" "cuz you gave him your number!"
"what no i didnt !" "well i thought you liked him so i gave him your number" "lmao ok well if he calls i'll just say that jessica doesnt live here"

"How long have we known her for?" "bout an hour why?" "cuz she just told me we were best friends!" "well . . . thats awkward"

"haha look at this girl" "ok what about her ?" "she's swimmin all alone" "so" "how long do you think till she asks if she can chill with us" "excuse me can i come swim with you guys im here all alone" "Wow that didnt take long at all"

"Lets have a water fight!" "ok but its just we have to do it in my bathroom so we dont get caught " "thats cool lets do it!" " and then after that we'll clean up the candy and sprinkles from your closet" "lmfao ok sounds good"
 

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&& ya
hahahahahhahahahhaa . . . wait what?

are those socks chaifing you? cuz you could just take them off lmao

wtf is there a bathing suit under your computer?


wheel of furtune!!!! i love this show me too wait wtf were not watching this!!


i smoked a cigar! wtf where are we?

there's already another one? ya were pretty much hard core like that!


who the hell is this? you JUST met me likie 2 seconds ago who?



-car drives by- i want that car i have that car shut up you dont have a car! well if i did it would be that one!!!


6AM walkin home from tim's freezing cold middle of winter "Oh shit!" "God damn" "Wtf?" crash down into a ditch "ooww!"


what about jenny we havent seen her in a while who the fuck is jenny? is that not her name? oops

so i accendentally fell onto a big penis haha oops my bad


a promise means absolutely nothing unless you happen to no the hand shake!


Stop starting all this drama "um im getting yelled at"