15 REASONS TO DATE PAINTBALL PLAYERS
1. we arent afraid to get down and dirty
2. we know how to listen to directions
3. we have at least a 10 inch barrel
4. we can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired...
5. we always wear protection
6. we LOVE to be agressive
7. we never forget to lube.
8. money is no limit
9. we can squeeze into tight spots
10.we play in different positions
11.were quick to reload
12.we make sure our balls are in perfect condition
13.we can use any holes
14.spraying is no problem
15.we have quick finger action