I understand that Scissors can beat Paper , & I get how Rock can beat Scissors ; but there`s no fucking way Paper can beat Rock . Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile ? Why the hell can`t paper do this to scissors ? Screw scissors , why can't paper do this to people ? Why aren`t sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class ? I`ll tell you why , because paper can`t beat anybody , a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds . When I play rock / paper / scissors I always choose rock . Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say
" oh shit I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you , asshole . "