Guilty or Innocent?
1. Gone skinny dipping ?
Innocent
2. Given a hickey?
Guilty
3. Gotten a hickey?
Guilty
4. Singing in the shower?
Guilty
5. Spit in someone's Drink/Food?
Guilty
6. Played with Barbies?
Guilty
7. Made someone cry?
Guilty
8. Opened your christmas presents early?
Guilty
9. Lied to a friend?
Guilty
10. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?
Innocent
11. Played a Computer game for more than 5 hours?
Guilty
12. Ran through the sprinklers naked?
Innocent
13. Ate food that fell on the floor?
Guilty
14. Went outside naked?
Guilty
15. Flashed somebody?
Guilty
17. Been on stage?
Guilty
18. Been on stage naked or close to it?
Innocent
19. Been in a parade?
Guilty
20. Been in a school play?
Guilty
21. Drank beer?
Guilty
22. Gotten detention?
Guilty
23. Been on a plane?
Guilty
24. Been on a cruise?
Innocent
25. Broken into a house?
Guilty
26. Gotten a tattoo?
Innocent
27. Gotten piercings?
Guilty
28. Gotten into a fist fight?
Guilty
29. Gotten into a shouting match?
Guilty
30. Swallowed sea/pool water?
Guilty
31. Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?
Guilty
32. Laughed so hard it hurt?
Guilty
33. Tripped on your own feet?
Guilty
34. Cried yourself to sleep?
Guilty
35. Cried in public?
Guilty
36. Thrown up in public?
Guilty
37. Lied to your parents?
Guilty
38. Skipped class?
Guilty
39. Cried so hard you threw up?
Guilty
40. Played nicky-nicky-nine-doors?
Guilty....
41 Eaten a whole cheese cake?
Guilty
42. Ever madeout with a boy?
Guilty
43 Been on the phone for 5 hours straight?
Guilty
44. Givin a Friend a nose bleed?
Guilty
45. Ever eatin a whole can of whip cream?
Guilty
46 .Ever hung out with a friend for a week straight?
Guilty
47. Ever gottin sent to the Office to get in trouble?
Guilty
48 Kept a lady bug as a pet?
Guilty
49 Ever Cursed at your Parents?
Guilty
50 Ever lost a whole Finger nail or Toe nail?
Guilty
I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, but because you know they like to hear them. In short... we need to grow up and stop acting like freakin retarded little boys.
Girls who agree repost, and to the few guys who have balls and agree also repost.
I hate my name.
I miss somebody right now.
I watch more tv than I used to.
I hate olives.
I love sleeping.
I own a lot of books.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is the best policy.
I curse alot. but only when i'm REALLY mad...
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I have a hobby.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I've never broken anyone else's bones
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I love rain.
I'm REALLY paranoid.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast. When I'm Hyper...
I have minty fresh breath in the morning.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas. hehe go Youth Judging and the Chippendale boys!
I have at least one brother and/or sister.
I was born outside of Australia.
I shave my legs.
I have a twin.
I am actually wasting time doing this thing.
I couldnt survive without Caller I.D
I like the way I look.
I have friends.
I know how to do cornrows. and plait!
I am very pessimistic.
I have mood swings. occasionally
I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot fat/ugly
I have cheated on a significant other.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I think that I'm popular. there is more to life then being well liked by others
I have dyed my hair. highlights
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop. at the tack store ;p
I would rather eat than shop. at any other store then the tack store...
I would classify myself as ghetto
I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I'm obsessed with my blog.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer. Apparently sexy...
I'm embarrassed to be seen with my mother. on multiple occasions yes...
I have a mobile phone.
I watch MUCH MUSIC on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the sand
I've rejected someone in the past 6 months.
I have never been in a real, long, serious relationship before.
I currently have a crush on someone.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before. which would be one of the reasons for NOT highlighting the above
I've had the cops called on me before.
Bite my nails
I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
I've been depressed before. everyone has
I am bisexual.
I am homosexual.
I collect comic books.
I shut others out when I'm sad. usually yes...
I open up to others easily. it really depends on the person
I am keeping a secret from the world. many of them
I watch the news
I own over 5 rap CDs.
I like Disney movies.
I am a sucker for pretty eyes
I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.
I love Martha Stewart.
I really like someone.
I am self conscious.
I like to laugh a lot.
I smoke a pack a day.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I have some scars.
I've been out of this country.
I am really ticklish.
I love chocolate.
I am comfortable with being me.
I play computer games/video games when I'm bored. especially when i'm bored at work
Gotten lost many times... like once in edmonton
Saw a shooting star.
Had serious surgery.
Hugged a stranger.
Been in a fist fight with the same sex.
Been arrested.
Laughed and had milk/soda come out of your nose. and French fries
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
Made out in an elevator.
Swore at your parents.
Kicked a guy where it hurts.
Been skydiving.
Been bungee jumping.
Broken a bone
Played spin the bottle.
Gotten the chicken pox
Had feelings for someone who doesn't return them
Ridden in a taxi.
Shoplifted
Been fired.
Stole something from your job.
Had a crush on a teacher/coach.
Saw someone/something dying.
Driven over 400 miles
Been on a plane.
Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
Thrown up in a bar.
Eaten Sushi.
Met someone in person from the internet.
Been to a motorcross show.
Done hard drugs.
Taken painkillers.
Cheated on someone else.
Saw Bucks Fizz in concert.
Consumed alchohol.
Ran away from home.
Lied to your parents about where you are.
Hate more than love.
Own an iPod or MP3 player.
Are a sports fanatic. for all equine activities
Would wear pyjamas to school. totally have
Have a job.
Been in love.
Eat fast food weekly.
Believe in ghosts.
Can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
Seen a therapist.
Love white chocolate.
Single
Kissed a stranger.
Been obsessed with another person.
Argued for the fun of it.
Made out in a moving vehicle.
Been to a casino. only in vegas baby!
Been in a bar.
Skipped school.
I see things that aren't there. in my imagination
Been punched. and stabbed with a plastic fork
Been naked in public.
Come close to death.
Gotten stitches.
Hooked up with 2 or more people in one night while drunk.
Hooked up with 2 or more people in one night without alcohol.
Bitten someone.
Crashed into a friend's car. how about driven into a fence?
Been to Japan.
Ever had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Slept with someone you shouldn't have.
Been married.
Had someone cheat on you.
Over dosed.
YEHHHHH!!!!
I finally got the new horse I have been waiting for, for like a year! Hurray! the search is over! I am now the proud owner of a 17.1hh [oh boi thats big] Black Thoroughbred Cross Gelding.
Here's his info so far:
Name: 'Ciar Rouarc' aka 'Roux'
Age: 4
Height: 17.1 hh
Breed: Thoroughbred Cross
Times Ridden: 5
Updates:
March 25 - He got his feet trimmed (second time only in his life) and he was amazing, He Also got a blanket on for the first time... He's a size 84... Wowwwwww.. lol.. nothing so far has phased this horse.. he is a love bug!!!!... oh and NO trouble catching him.. he came up to me in the field
March 24 - Purchased Roux... and well named him. He was so pretty trotting up and down the fence.. talk about a daisy cutter trot!!!! he's an amazing mover. So he was getting a little worked up so we took him out of the pen with the babies and put him in with the geldings.. There was some squealing and honking and snorting.. but all of it was from the two that were already in the pasture... Roux didn't try a thing! It was amazing!!!!
March 23 - I went to see Him for the first time. Funny thing is this other chick wanted to see him... but The guy couldn't catch him so he took his other horse for her to see... We got there and no issues, we took him up to hebson and he lunged him (badly) and then I lunged him (no issues) and then barry hops up on him. Walk, trot and rough canter later I get up... This is only the fifth time he's ever been ridden and he's an absolute DOLL... ok so he knows nothing, but he's definately willing to try!!! Needless to say I fell in love!
Pictures coming sooooon!!!!!!!
(4 points) My name:
(4 Points) My last name:
(4 Points) Who am I in love with:
(1 Points) Where did we meet:
(6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:
(3 Points) where do i work:
(3 Point) what am i afraid of:
(2 Points) Do I smoke:
(3 Points) Do I drink:
(3 points) Do you think im a virgin:
(1 Point) Do I have any siblings:
(2 Points) How many:
(2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:
(1 Point) How many piercings do i have:
(4 Points) How many tattoos do i have:
(3 Points) What's my favorite type of music:
(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing:
(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
(2 Points) whats my favorite color:
(3 Points) name something i hate:
(4 Points) name a talent i have:
(4 Points) whats my phone number:
(4 Points) what kind of shoes do i wear:
(4 Points) do i have any pets:
(2 Points) Who am i dating/likeing right now:
(5 Points) how long have i been dating them:
(5 points) how tall am i?
(5 Points) What is my worst habit?:
(5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island,
what would I bring:
ILL SEND YOU YOUR SCORE WHEN I GRADE IT
80-85 Points; Best Friend.
70-79 Points; Great Friend.
40-69 Points; Friend.
20-39 Points; You should hang out with me more! Ask Me when.
00-19 Points; Either you're a crappy friend or you're a new friend!
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] How attractive do you think i am on a scale out of 1-10?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think that I am wierd?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[33] Who else reminds you of me?
[32] If you I told you I had 3 weeks to live what would we do?
[34] If I died would you cry?
[35] When was the last time we fought?
[36] Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
[37] What song reminds you of me ?
[38] If we where going on a date where would you take me?
[39] What is in your opinion, my best feature?
[40] Do you think I willl get married?
[41] What do you think my favourite sports are?
[42] Do you think we would ever date?
[43] Whens my birthday ?
[44] Do you like my butt?
[45 Your done, how do you feel?
Dear Kolina,
I have always wanted to_________you.
you have a cute______.
You make me _______.
You should _______.
Someday I will ______.
You + me=________.
If I saw you now I'd __________.
I would build a _______ just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my __________.
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
My love for you is like that of ____________.
I think you are ________________.
I think we could be ___________.
I would _________ with you.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
...I bet you can't do this, because only 1 in every 30 people can.
...I dare you to tell ME the absolute truth of how you feel about ME....
....I mean EVERYTHING that you think about ME....
...Just do it...
...Can YOU handle the TRUTH??...
A guy is driving around Dublin when he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The
guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yes," the Lab replies.
"So, what's the story?"
The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda about my
gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a
job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was
awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm
just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.
"Ten euros," the man says.
"Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit..."
WESTERN PLEASURE RIDERS:
Oh, my God, someone fix that bulb, I have to have light so that my silver and spangles all glow to their best and so that all the highlighter on Old Peanut Head makes his nose look so smooth and sparkly. Oh, maybe you without all the silver on your saddle, obviously you can't ride, you can do it.
ENDURANCE RIDER:
Light bulb? Do you mind, I'm trying to get my horse's pulse respiration/hydration levels down to respectable levels. Once that is done, I have another 50 miles to go before I can even think about changing a light bulb.
DRESSAGE QUEEN:
Change a light bulb? Are you joking? I couldn't possibly be expected to subject myself to such a menial task. Change it yourself. Oh, and wash your hands when you are finished. The very thought!
CLASSICAL DRESSAGE QUEEN:
These things cannot be rushed, but must be approached slowly, with great patience, and adherence to the principles laid down by the classical masters, otherwise the light bulb will not attain its true potential, but will forever be just be a shadow of its true self. Never, ever, use any type of gadget when changing the light bulb. That is an offense to the principles of classical light bulb changing.
EVENTER:
Wuss! As soon as my arm is out of this sling broken after falling off at that stone wall while riding Hell Bent for Leather cross-country, I'll change it. Until then, deal with the dark. It'll put hair on your chest. Only dressage riders require lights, anyway.
SHOW JUMPER:
Why on Earth would I need to change a light bulb when the whole world knows that the sun shines out of my rear. Why, when I release over a jump, the spectators are practically blinded.
NATURAL HORSEMAN:
You must instill respect in the light bulb, so that it sees you as the Alpha light bulb, using "light bulb dynamics" (video set available for $179.00 on my Web site). Once you have done this, you will find that there is really no need to change the light bulb at all, but that the light bulb will, with very little coaxing from you (using patented "light bulb coaxer" designed by me--$99.00 each, for extra $49.99 you get an introductory video thrown in), behave as all good light bulbs should.
HUNTER RIDER:
Well, I'm waiting for my trainer to tell me exactly how but he's changing light bulbs somewhere else right now.
FOX HUNTER:
As soon as we finish with the hunt breakfast, Darling, and polish off what's left in our flasks... heck we only need light at 5 AM to braid on a High Holy Day. We're used to catching our horses in the dark! OK, so after we collect all the hounds, hose our horses and ourselves down, have another glass of refreshment, I'll send someone else out to do it later, I need a nap.
wow.. for some **unknown** reason I can sooooo see this.. lol.. I mean, I have been involved with pretty much EVERY SINGLE stereotype on the list... lol..
Everyone who has ever read about, checked out and/or bought a horse from a classified ad in the local paper knows exactly what I'm talking about...
Big Trot ~ Can't canter within a 2 mile straightaway
Nicely Started ~ lunges, but we don't have enough insurance to ride him yet
Top Show Horse ~ won a reserve championship 5 years ago at a show with unusual low entries due to a hurricane
Home Bred ~ knows nothing except being raised on the front porch
Recently Vetted ~ someone else found something badly wrong with the horse
Big Boned ~ good thing horse has mane & tail or he would be mistaken for a cow
Doing Courses ~ when tranqualized to the eyeballs & lunged 6 hrs straight before hand
Well Mannered ~ hasn't stepped on, bitten, or kicked anyone for a week
Professionally Trained ~ hasn't stepped, bitten, or kicked anyone for a month
Should Mature 16 hands ~ currently 13h, dam is 14.2h, sire is 15h, every horse in pedigree back 18 generations is under 15h but this horse will definitely defy his DNA and grow
To Good Home Only ~ not really for sale unless you can 1) pay twice what he is worth, 2) allow current owner to tuck in beddy - bye every night, 3) are willing to sign a 10 page legal document
Bold ~ runaway
Athletic ~ runaway
Needs intermediate Rider ~ runaway
Needs Experienced Rider ~ "dead" runaway
Dead Quiet ~ just dead
Started O/F ~ started overfeeding because we can't ride
No Vices ~ especially when he wears his muzzle
Light Cribber ~ we can't afford to build any more barns & fences for the buzz saw
No Time For Him ~ he's lucky to be fed
Excellent Disposition ~ never been out of his stall
Clips, hauls, and Loads ~ Clippity, clippity is the sound his hooves make when he hauls a$$ across the parking lot when you try to load him
1. If they don't work out you can sell them.
2. They don't come with in-laws.
3. You don't have to worry about your children looking like them.
4. You never have to iron their saddle pads.
5. If you get too fat for one you can shop for a bigger one.
6. They smell good when they sweat.
7. You can repair their "clothes" with duct tape.
8. It's possible to keep them from "jumping the fence".
9. You can force them to stay in good physical condition...with a whip if necessary.
10.They don't want their turn at the computer.
11. They turn white with age, but not bald.
12. They've never *heard* of PMS.
13. They learn to accept restraint.
14. They love to go trail riding.
15. They don't care what you look like, as long as you have a carrot.
